Time Machine Special, Part II

[[FXP]] will sprint higher tomorrow, mind you. I said “sprint.”

You’re welcome.

UPDATE: For Met fans:

FIRE WILLIE NOW T-SHIRTS.

UPDATE II: The prisoner “Boomer” has been released.

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If you are unable to make a baby laugh or a genius think, do not bother blogging.

Class dismissed

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[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pCDs_0zbNo 450 300]

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I have little time to discuss the intricacies of the market. Just know this: the market is extraordinarily over valued and is ready to be pushed off a steep cliff.

Stocks cannot continue to go up every day, in spastic retarded fashion. It’s fucktarded to believe that [[X]] deserves to be at $170.

You’ve been warned.

MVIS UPDATE: Someone sent me a “research report” on [[MVIS]]. Let me tell you, it is the most egregious piece of work I have ever seen.

Click here for MVIS pump.

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[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONuVEsJ2gIQ 450 300]

They all die, without honour [sic].

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Fade this rally.

You’re welcome.

UPDATE: Fuck the banks, specifically [[LEH]].

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I bought 3,000 [[CLNE]] @ $15.10 and 1,000 [[FXP]] @ $63.74

UPDATE: I bought 2,000 CLNE @ $15.05.

Disclaimer: If you buy CLNE because of this post, an egregious clown will kick you down a flight of stairs. And, you may lose money.

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I sold 10,000 [[RACK]] @ $12.85.

UPDATE: I sold 10,000 @ $12.80

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I hate chasing stocks that have already shot up by 1,000,000%. So, I put together a short list of stocks, that may benefit from the current “Joey Bag o Dollars approach” to investing— which is, quite honestly, asinine and beyond reproach.

Here is my “platinum” watch list:

[[WX]], [[M]], [[LOW]], [[TGT]], [[TSO]], [[VLO]], [[RIG]], [[GLBL]], [[MU]], [[NVDA]], [[RFMD]], [[PMCS]], [[NSM]], [[KLAC]], [[ESLR]], [[LDK]], [[RIO]], [[JNPR]], [[EQIX]], [[FFIV]], [[CAVM]], [[HLIT]], [[GRMN]], [[DSX]], [[NM]], [[EMC]], [[STX]], [[TKC]], [[NIHD]], [[PHM]], [[CX]], [[CLX]], [[ETN]], [[CTSH]] and [[GLW]]

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How can I go wrong with [[AIZ]]?

Tell me.

They provide property insurance to banks, regarding foreclosed homes.

Another Fly win.

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