Citi is slashing it IB division. It’s only a matter of time that we see deal firms start falling by the wayside.
I know a lot of people at small-mid-sized boutique shops, who were making buckets of coin over the last 5 years. Now, they’re looking for work.
Consider the anatomy of recent deals: all foreign. Over the last two years, the IB’s were out of the cartons of retarded Asian companies, who don’t know how to properly deal with minor inconveniences, such as accounting standards, i.e. [[XFML]].
In my opinion, [[LAZ]], [[COWN]], [[TWPG]], [[JEF]], [[PJC]], [[OPY]], [[EVR]], [[GHL]] and [[PLCC]] are long term sells.
The bigger firms, like [[MS]], [[MER]] and [[JPM]] will be adversely affected too. But, the small fuckers can get annihilated.
What is Wall Street going to cook up in late 2008-early 2009? I’m sure every single Chinese company, that employs more than 5 people, has been milked by them, already. Maybe, they might exploit Brazil a little more or some ag related crap. But, as a whole, the ipo pipeline is as dry as a slug in a salt mine.
By the way, CNBC needs to cancel ‘Fast Money’ or just get a new cast of talking heads to espouse opinions. I miss that Strazini guy, and of course Eric ‘The Oil Barrel’ Bolling. I’m sure that fucker made like 10 trillion dollars, on his oil barrels, over the past year.
Seriously, except for an occasional Macke verbal gem, those fucktards are completely inept investors. About a month ago, Guy Adami was suggesting the banks would be ‘writing up’ their worthless assets and exclaimed: ‘Meredith Whitney might upgrade the banks,’ since the worst credit crisis known to mankind had ended and shit, in just under a quick 3 months.
Asshat.
Updated Asshat: Does anyone still take this guy serious?
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June 15th, 2008 at 6:09 pm 1. I dont cheerlead – I analyze. My analysis is sometimes right and sometimes wrong- unlike your convicted “no chance†that XLF can rally.
2. I have been short financials for two years before going long.
3. I believe my spreadsheets on Citigroup are more accurate that Meredith Whitney’s. I did not “sneer†at her work.
4. I dont believe C will cut its dividend – rather cashflows (using reasonable assumptions) suggest that C can modestly RAISE its dividend in 2009 and 2010. By contrast Meredith thinks C will eliminate its dividend.
5. Your rationale against the banks seems to be totally based on technical analysis – which is not my approach (mine is fundamental).
6. Ad hominem attacks, like yours on myself and Cramer are inexcusable and show little class.
Doug Kass
Seabreeze Partners