iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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CNBC is an Ass

Asshole Charlie Gasparino strikes again!

I just blew out of my [[WB]] for a 2 cent gain. Next thing you know, some greasy meatball thrower is spreading fucking rumors about Jamie “the street magician” Dimon being interesting in buying the company, “for a hefty premium.” As a result, the stock gapped higher.

This fucker is all about helping people get liquid. No fucking way WB gets bought out. And, if it does, no way will they receive a “hefty premium.”

Fucking egregious. Someone put that man in prison.

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4 comments

  1. CubsRock

    Bleh, what’s $10,000 when your up 50% ytd 😛

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  2. The Fly

    I treat every trade as if I was down 99%.

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  3. Hybrid

    Couldnt agree with you mre FLY. I fucking hate that douche bag.

    On another note, look at a short of CINF. They own a shit load of Fith Third and they are exposed to these claims in the midwest for insurance.

    THoughts?

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  4. He is the Gas man – just read the meter and shut up, Gas man.

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