Clad with smoking jackets and Playbills in hand, investors worried all day long about the fate of their equities. For many, the drama was too much, sending them to their local hospitals due to chronic fainting syndrome aka “vasovagal.” Before passing out from all of the turmoil, melodramatic investors sold out of their holdings and bought healthy amounts of [[FAZ]] aka “they got in the FAZmobile.”
While in the back seat of my 1980’s style stretch limo, I witnessed some of these fruity investors discussing the “market theatrics,” just prior to throwing a pack of firecrackers at them.
“Oh Henry, my portfolio is down. The drama, it’s, it’s too much (he faints, firecrackers ensue).”
As I type this blog, the Dow Jones is down a staggering 0.58%, causing the distinguished talking faces on CNBC to scare people stupid, by way of reminding them that we might retest the March 2009 lows, indeud. Then they scurry about to discuss the unimportant developments regarding ETF issuance.
In short, “The Fly” took his lumps like a man, losing almost 3% for the day. Easy come, easy go. If the momentum continues to the downside, there is another 200 points max of downside left. However, I would not be surprised to see the market trade up tomorrow. Once again, just to remind you stupid bastards where I stand, this is a LONG ONLY market. Failure to adhere to these prescient warnings will result in the foreclosure of your house, dissolution of your marriage and custody loss of your kids.
Trade accordingly.
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