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More Squeezing to Come

As the economy improves, life is only going to get worse for short sellers. See, you internet motherfuckers are trapped in some sort of bubble world, completely detached from reality and shit. Back in the real world, there are men at work, decked out in the finest burlap garments, shorting the shit out of stocks. By now, these fuckers are so embedded, so wrong, they have their dicks stuck in a clam and there is no way out but down. Meaning: they will endure the pain of a bull market, until they are out of business (eviscerated) or proven correct ( successful clam rape).

Either way, I still enjoy throwing jars of jelly (grape) at them, while making “space money” in my longs, like Cummins Inc. [[CMI]] and Flowserve Corporation [[FLS]] —just to name a few.

At any rate, it’s important to remember how wrong these people are and how religious they are about their dogma.

What are we talking about here? We are talking about betting on numerous short only funds blowing the fuck up and checking themselves out of the business. Here are 10 heavily shorted stocks worth monitoring, courtesy of The PPT.

Chipotle Mexican Grill, Inc. [[CMG]] , The McClatchy Company [[MNI]] , SuccessFactors, Inc. [[SFSF]] , [[CAB]] , Netflix, Inc. [[NFLX]] , American Superconductor Corporation [[AMSC]] , American Axle & Manufact. Holdings, Inc. [[AXL]] , [[RDN]] , DryShips Inc. [[DRYS]] and United States Steel Corporation [[X]] .

There are so many different ways to toss old people into dirty sewage pipes. However, none are better than doing it via an egregious short squeeze.

Trade accordingly.

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36 comments

  1. StockPickingChicken

    “There are so many different ways to toss old people into dirty sewage pipes. However, none are better than doing it via an egregious short squeeze.”

    Why would people short NetFlix? What else are 5 million plus people going to do? Go to the movies and pay $13.50 a ticket to see Avatar?

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    • The Fly

      I don’t follow your illogical point.

      It’s not important to ponder about why they are short. It’s a condition that has been in place for many years and will never change, unless funds are thrown out of business.

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  2. tampa trader

    check out the squeeze coming in $Palm too. Huge short interest, and stock exploding up at the moment., beyond the squeeze, a great fundamental turnaround story shaping up, too. Verizon and ATT are going to carry their phones.

    and Veco Suave just doing a nice old fashioned melt up.

    did you see Chanos issued a statement today blasting china and saying growht is fake?

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    • Bobby Boucher

      I’m there and have been since 12/4/09 @ $11.59. Almost let them shake me out with that price gap down in the middle of December. Luckily, the positive momentum divergence that formed due to the price gap down kept me in it. I’m a happy man today. Tomorrow, who knows? The future will take care of itself if you resolve to just listen to the message of the tape or charts.

      fid

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  3. Doc

    Is that a possible roll I see there for CMG?

    Good ole DRYS, I made 35%+ in less than 24hrs. in that name back in ’08.

    Remember when the largest banks in the country saw their stocks trade up 50% to down 50% all within a day? Those were the days…

    Now all we do is sit around staring at flashing green numbers while we print space cash.

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  4. Prophet Joe

    I have been long CAB, having noticed both the insiders and the institutional money coming in to rally against the short sellers. In addition, big money came in around Christmas, leading me to believe that their Christmas numbers are just going to rip the shorts a new asshole, straight through their burlap sacks.

    I also love DRYS, but I see it as a play on global warming. Melting ice caps = more water = bigger market??? You do the math.

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  5. Skeptical

    so far the thesis is correct.

    BUCY is an outer fucking Mongolia-space now. Still don’t get CMI and MSO — you just buying any old breakout with high short int.?

    Fuck. Must be a continual drain of Tim Knight’s cash into this place.

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    • The Fly

      what don’t you understand?

      SHLD blew away numbers because of KMART, not SEARS. What is in KMART? Martha Stewart crap.

      CMI is a play on rising emission standards, being implemented in 2010. Fact.

      CMI benefits greatly from the green movement and a normalization of the trucking industry. Plus, as an added bonus, the emergence of China’s and India’s trucking industry.

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      • Doc

        NG engines = only alternative to diesel for big rigs,

        CMI = industry leader in NG engines for big rigs.

        Note – increasing ratio of P(Oil):P(Ngas); abundance of Ngas in U.S.

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      • TA

        Really wish I’d caught that MSO move
        Beautiful pick

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  6. tampa trader

    robots starting to force Palm higher in a squeeze.

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    • The Fly

      If Palm had a technical score of 3 or better, it would have been mentioned above. As of now, it’s 2.50ish.

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      • tampa trader

        looks like we might be seeing some margin clerk buying….egrueezious

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        • Doc

          I feel like in ’09, we didn’t give enough credit to the margin clerks. The focus was entirely on robots and turkeyclaus.

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          • tampa trader

            my first reaction is to sell into close that we have to get a lower open on Monday just based upon market dynamics, but am thinking maybe we’re on the flip side of when stocks crash down and you think they can’t go lower and then they do longer than you think.

            Will probably try to gut it out over the weekend and be glad I’ve been dumb enough to be long.

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  7. tampa trader

    long term I like on fundamentals, as I watch intraday, it might be worth a short term trade with a stop loss, just seems like it getting the stuffing squeezed out of it at the moment. If shorts get margin calls might see it run into the close.
    the shorts are getting thrown down stairs and people are kicking them in the process.

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  8. The Fly

    My MSO 1 day return is now nearing 20%, a little FYI for you Fly hating home gamers.

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    • JakeGint

      I can’t help but look at that ticker and think of the famous hooker admonition from Platoon.

      Speaking of home gamers, what did you think of your new theme song? When I first heard it I had to check to see if you were on the copywrite with at least a producer credit.

      __________

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    • TA

      Fucking awesome
      If it tries to flag, I’ll jump in then

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  9. TheArtist

    you’ll need some FAST to go with that CMI.

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  10. needle dick the bug fucker
    needle dick the bug fucker

    ZSTN a china telcom play and a recent IPO. Might be a play here.

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  11. Tim Knight

    You suck.

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  12. tampa trader

    at the risk of being laughed at, might I suggest palm spikes into the close and maybe adds another 50 Cents into the 12.70s?

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