From the same people who invented the twist and the running man, I give you “the robot.”
To do this dance, you must first open up your bullshit online brokerage account. Then, once logged in, you will sit back on your “piker-esque” swivel chair and just click buy orders. That’s it. Everyone can do it, even Grandma.
In summary: lean back on your bullshit swivel chair, then click the buy button.
You will find, much to your delight, that by doing “the robot,” you will become rich as fuck. You can steal your neighbors wives and even buy their sloppy homes in foreclosure. Everyone is doing it and it works. Look at our biggest and finest banks: Citigroup Inc. [[c]] , JPMorgan Chase & Co. JPMorgan Chase & Co. [[jpm]] , Bank of America Corporation [[bac]] and Goldman Sachs Group, Inc. [[gs]] . They do “the robot” every fucking day, and as a result, and have made money every single day this year.
As for me: I’m feeling my GMX Resources Inc. [[GMXR]] , [[CBD]] and Eastman Chemical Company [[EMN]] positions, right about now.
NOTE: I bought 2,000 Ctrip.com International, Ltd. (ADR) [[CTRP]] at the open.