Small children like Ticonderoga #2 pencils. The graphite free #2 is used in elementary schools throughout America. It is a softer lead, painted yellow in order to hoodwink kids with lunch pails to buy them, originally purported by 19th century two bit pencil pushers from Austria-Hungary.
Should you ever attempt to stab an enemy with a pathetically soft Ticonderoga #2 pencil, your enemy will laugh at you, then proceed to light you on fire with his portable blowtorch. However, should you attack with a BLACKWING 602, HEAVY GRAPHITE, pencil, he will explode like a fucking vampire.
The Blackwing 602 is a pencil for men, people interested in crafting important documents or blueprints that shape the way society lives. However, if you are a 40 year old man and feel the need to retake your SAT exam, please make sure to bring that #2, as the machines operated by communist government officials would explode should it dare attempt to read the lead from the GRAPHITE HEAVY, BLACKWING 602.
Bottom line: I prefer my pencils like I enjoy my websites, coffee and smoke: black.
QEF
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someone’s been keeping up with True Blood
fag
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This is the kind of information that cannot be found elsewhere on the internets.
Can we please have a Blackwing 602 background for the site?
The corporate headquarters for Dixon Ticonderoga is literally three minutes from my house.
Let me know if you want me to go to their parking lot blowing an air horn and squealing my tires until they issue a special iBC Blackwing pencil.
Do it.
Consider it done.
I will wait until the employees have to leave at quitting time and I will block the exits at the same time.
Oh, you’re an Artiste?
Have you seen my work? (charts)
Yes, fine work. But I have yet to see any old blog charts appear on antiques roadshow.
Am I high or not just brainy enough to understand this post.
The post is a dominating rebuttal to Gint’s Dixon Ticonderoga affection.
And you sir, win a one week’s fully paid vacation to Ass Kisser Island (wet wipes included).
Molto congratulato.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackwing_602
Keep it coming Fly
fucking true blood
the worst 5 minutes of my life recurs every week, the last 5 minutes of true blood, waiting impatiently for curb
The quality divergence is stark, isn’t it?
That fuggin’ True Blood has got to be some of the lowest common denominator shite in the entertainment world.
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nice
Nice use of your alter-ego, Les Grossman
>>I prefer my pencils like I enjoy my websites, coffee and smoke: black.<<
Don't forget about your men! (yes homo)
BANNED, fuckface
What is going on here?
too funny
ladies please, no squabbling in the war room.
The war room is under renovation.
wnr totally abandoned?
wnr is dead money, son.
i have a sash to go glaze and paint and some sammitches to eat. cramer and timmy ruined the day
I would have guessed you prefer your smoke green.
Can you upgrade this site to be mobile cmpatible or create a new moble site. I run into memory issues when i try to open this on my smart phone
“…originally purported (sic) by 19th century two bit pencil pushers from Austria-Hungary.”
Who, one hopes, soon gained a greater grasp on the King’s English.
I can see how some might seek to re-take the SAT at 40. Preparation is key.
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lame. It is correct.
Both your usage and definition are incorrect.
The transitive case is pretty rare, but it has to married to an anthropogenic (if not actually human) subject in that case. In the way you use it above, it should be married with an infinitive compliment (i.e. “To be”).
But the word’s actual definition is “falsely claimed” which doesn’t make any sense in the above construction (unless there were something after the missing “to be” construction).
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I reiterate my previous comment
Austrian-Hungarian pencil pushers painted their pencils yellow, claiming they were the best pencils in the world, just like your absurd claim. They only did this to match the colors of their flag and attract small brained dogs into buying them.
Having said that, I did leave out that important distinction, which makes you correct about usage, but still woefully wrong about your dog brained #2’s.
No one wants a $35 pencil, as you would always feel guilty when chewing on it’s end.
Besides, their blackness disqualifies them as per the famous pencil maxim/couplet:
If the pencil’s not yellow
Then you’re no mellow fellow.
Good day sir!
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I always hold my Blackwing 602 in my crack, never behind the ear.
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