The market gave you solar. Then it gave you education stocks. For the love of God himself, it even gave you bankrupt boat stocks. Now it is going to grant you the best of them all: CHINESE BURRITO LOTTO STOCKS!!!
Ding-ding-ding– you can be a winner too. Step right up and try your luck. There is a winner each and every day.
We’ve moved past the frivolities of fundamentals and solvency, now it’s time for us to invest in complete mirages, cardboard companies (literally companies with building made out of cardboard, like Hollywood sets) who don’t do anything but report spectacular revenue and earnings growth. We have moved past corporate governance to none at all, audited with the intent to defraud. The trick is, as always, is not to be the last man out of the door. Be sure to kick, punch and stab your way out of these stocks I am about to unveil to you, for they are the very lowest of the low–THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL, scum of the earth.
They shall trade higher and now.
Chinese Lotto Guys, 2013
STV
CCCL
SVM
SUTR
YZC
XIN
EJ
GA
HOLI
AMAP
There will be others. When you buy these names, do so under the veil of secrecy, wear a disguise and cloak your person. Should anyone find out you were speculating in red chinese faux companies, they will think poorly of you. Since 2013 is all about plutocracy and indulging oneself with free money, I see no reason to assume these low brow names will be next to cross the many lists of vagabond day traders.