The market gave you solar. Then it gave you education stocks. For the love of God himself, it even gave you bankrupt boat stocks. Now it is going to grant you the best of them all: CHINESE BURRITO LOTTO STOCKS!!!
Ding-ding-ding– you can be a winner too. Step right up and try your luck. There is a winner each and every day.
We’ve moved past the frivolities of fundamentals and solvency, now it’s time for us to invest in complete mirages, cardboard companies (literally companies with building made out of cardboard, like Hollywood sets) who don’t do anything but report spectacular revenue and earnings growth. We have moved past corporate governance to none at all, audited with the intent to defraud. The trick is, as always, is not to be the last man out of the door. Be sure to kick, punch and stab your way out of these stocks I am about to unveil to you, for they are the very lowest of the low–THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL, scum of the earth.
They shall trade higher and now.
Chinese Lotto Guys, 2013
STV
CCCL
SVM
SUTR
YZC
XIN
EJ
GA
HOLI
AMAP
There will be others. When you buy these names, do so under the veil of secrecy, wear a disguise and cloak your person. Should anyone find out you were speculating in red chinese faux companies, they will think poorly of you. Since 2013 is all about plutocracy and indulging oneself with free money, I see no reason to assume these low brow names will be next to cross the many lists of vagabond day traders.
I’ll take AMAP as my CHI-BUR-LOTTO stock play.
I like that AMAP too. I also like YZC XIN CCCL & SUTR
BORN?
Now you’re getting too low.
Cuss words are next. It must have been real hard for you to make this post without once mentioning “Chinese F*ckery”… Only a matter of time.
I’ve tempted him, to no avail.
Rules of Engagement Before Trading Chiscams:
1. Buy only P/E < 1 stocks, then hold until P/E hits 1.5 – 1.7.
2. While holding you are not allowed to go to the restroom during trading hours, less you miss something important like a trading halt.
3. Keep one hand on the sell button at all times. You are not allowed to scratch your butt with that hand during trading hours.
4. Adjust your realtime RSS feeds to monitor the following websites:
a. SEC trading suspensions:
http://www.sec.gov/litigation/suspensions.shtml
b. MuddyWaters.com
c. CitronResearch.com
d. GeoInvesting.com
e. AlfredLittle SeekingAlpha InstaBLOGs
f. BronteCapital
g. The appropriate Yahoo Message Board (NOTE – 99% of YMB posts you can ignore, but pay attention to those that start with "SKIDDAADDDYYY"!
A sign that the market is partying like it’s 1999 when even TheFly succombs to chiscam-mania.
Cardboard “No Mo’ Chicken” Cows with DEYU, Aboveground storage tanks that can store as much oil underground as an ICBM silo, and Ringaling Brothers, Deloitte, and Bailey can make Pigs Fly!!! Let the games begin…Big Nose want to play some Pai Gow?
Oh, God: HOLI was already on my watch list, and it’s just bounced off it’s 200 day MA.
So tempting…
AVOID at all cost please!! This is shameless. I once played Green Ag something and then played Jin Pan something. Got cocky and then was blown out in CME?? I think. What a pig roulette those fake shell companies are.
No balls, no babies
oh hell no. loss so much on this crap last year…
Chinese lotto is back. Moar ok is proof. Someone is that lucky.
TBTF bank balance sheets are tge mother of all scams, Whaddaya talking about?
Why take the risk on Chinese burrito stocks when you can buy silver/gold mining stocks and rip the face off of the greedy shorts????
which do you like?? I am thinking some EXK here
I have a small buy order in for EXK at $3 that will likely get filled. It’s probably my least liked. I like AG, EGO, GORO, PAAS, AGI and a number of the major gold miners (GG, NEM).
Off topic comment:
I’d like to improve my trading because, among other things, it would be better to watch the world from a position of improved financial security. Every day the news never stops (and why should it?). Those wacky humans! What a wonderful and crazy world. Horrific too, but that is the tapestry of it.
Being a “weak hand” in life is no fun, and I urge all to trade well.
Best regards
Dr,
thank you for the solar picks….
Nothing short of spectacular.
Mr.P