This is what investing is all about. What the fuck am I talking about, you query?
It’s all about waiting around for category 5 ‘canes of destruction, then banking coin off it. Naturally, your knee-jerk reaction is to be appalled by such jargon. Quite frankly, I’m beside myself writing it.
However, I will tell you, those fucking hurricanes are good times, for us New Yorkers. As you know, during hurricane season, which officially kicks off in a couple, “The Fly” is your resident meteorologist up in this bitch. Readily, I make wild predictions, backed up by weather patterns and I reference history (aka old propaganda) as a guideline to find potential “money makers.”
Just know, the Godly folks at iBC have a presence down in the “funhouse of hurricanes.” Upon danger, I will have Ragin Cajun choppered out of his local swampland and scurried along to safety, so don’t worry.
In all seriousness, as opposed to joking and offending, I am ready to start buying natural gas stocks, with great vigor. Typically, I just go long 500,000 shares of [[NGAS]] around this time of the year. However, that company is gayer than a 3 legged statue of Liberace.
Instead, I might go with [[SWN]], [[TXCO]], [[GLF]] or [[GLBL]], amongst others.
By the way, I view the earnings miss at [[JCG]] as a very serious hit to the retailers. JCG is best in space, run by a genius. For them to miss and warn must mean everyone is poor. Quite alarming.
Energy stocks are rebounding today, after yesterday’s panic. I am looking for a reversal in [[RIG]]. There can be 5 points to be had there, short term.
The banks are weak again. What can I say? People hate them.
Until proven wrong, I’ll stick with my long energy/short banks investment approach. However, it’s worth noting, at the present, I do not have any bank shorts, with exception to the jackasses at [[FED]].
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