Anyone can make coin in a roaring bull market. All one has to do is pick up the IBD or gloss over the 52 week high list and throw a few million dollars at a name—then wait.
I’m talking about our prized asset managers, the fucktards who manage billions for pension funds and 401k plans. Most of these guys can’t handle bear markets. They get all frazzled and shit, perpetually buying stocks like a habit—not too much different than a Brooklyn crack fiend.
Take a look at the mutual fund performance sheets. If a certain fund is greatly underperforming the S&P, odds are that fund will suffer cataclysmic redemptions. Most people have no loyalty when it comes to asset management. All they give a fuck about is returns.
With that in mind, here are a few losers to shoot at (sell short):
[[PZN]], [[CLMS]], [[JNS]], [[OZM]], [[LM]], [[FII]], [[BEN]], [[IVZ]] and [[PFG]].Do your own research, lazy internet leeches. Go find out which funds have the worst performance stats, then get back to me.
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