With all of its splendor and pizazz, the great bear market of 2009 has returned, and it is mad as hell. Just know, if you are long equities, you are in grave danger of losing your eyes to knife wielding clowns.
Truth be told, as unbelievable as it may seem, I am still not up and running. I have partial liquidity, with limited buying power. So, until I am able to kick old men down idle sewer drains again, my trading behavior will remain pedestrian. I repeat, my trading behavior will remain pedestrian.
So you know, I am making nice coin in SRS, FAZ and SCO today. Frankly, the market can start swan diving from here, if the bears are up to the task. Take a look at the insurance firms, LNC ans PFG. If that does not scare you, nothing will.
As for the banks:
They are all lying their stupid faces off. How the fuck are they, suddenly and magically, making money? Can you say AIG funnel fraud? If so, say it 10 times fast, then backwards.
Right here, right now, I like HME and RIG short. Moreover, I like TLT and SCO long.
Oil is fucked right alongside all of the asinine banks and erroneously managed commercial real estate jokers. This decline will tombstone Jim Cramer’s dickfaces career as a television stock cheerleader.
Jon Stewart will fucking crucify him.
SHAME ON THE HOUSE OF CRAMER UPDATE: Former TSCM columnist, Lenny Dykstra, is a fucking fraud. How many times did Jim suck his dick?
UPDATE: Jim Rogers on the UK.
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