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Rip Tits Rally Pending

Classic head fake was conducted yesterday, effectively sucking shorts into the vortex of tits and placed gently onto a table with a giant fucking vice on it.

Today you will not escape, for you will be squeezed of all of your coin.

A Spanish bond auction was successful, leading to a rally in euro bank shares. At this stage, our markets are 3% cheap, compared to the indices located in fag land.

In short, today is rally or die day. “The Fly” is magnanimously positioned to profit from the pending ” tits ripping rally.”

Are you?

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17 comments

  1. DocDoom

    R.W. No!!!!!!!!
    http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3474/o0223681001.jpg

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    • Prospectus

      That pic was taken one second before R.W. lit himself on fire and head-butted the burlap-clad ballerinas with his flaming cranium.

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  2. J

    Rip those dam tits clean off!

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  3. Lokapujya

    What a ride!

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  4. Prospectus

    Three words:

    Pee

    Pee

    Tee

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  5. Aris

    STD was a nice trade. just a sniff of the euro gaining anything, and it’s up huge.

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  6. OldAnalyst

    I’m positioned well, but I’m selling 1/3 into this morning’s rip right now.

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  7. mmk

    fly you still holding your TNA position?

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  8. Bman

    The daytrading-style obssession with catching the exact bottom or top of the market fuels the ego, but endangers the bottom line. I borrow this bit of wisdom from the legendary Jesse Livermore. It is far better to let the trend unfold and then catch the middle, rather than catch either end. The level of risk is substantially reduced.

    I saw this rally a week ago on my breadth system, but I still did not take part because I am in no hurry to put my portfolio at risk of a false bottom, or false top, which are the primary events that kill a portfolio.

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    • Lokapujya

      Yeah, yeah. But, the biggest gains are in the beginning part of the rally.

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      • Bman

        As are the biggest losses. Besides, the smart way to play this is to lower the risk and then double down on the lower risk opportunity. Don’t let anyone tell you the dumb masses are good for nothing.

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  9. slim

    Help, help, I’m banking too much coin…

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  10. Mooo-la

    ‘Tough Titties’ BTW, was just a fact.

    For years, I was milked by hand, so it will take me a little time to get used to the vacuum.

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  11. alf44

    A famous philosopher from Mayberry once said …

    Fool me once … shame on YOU …

    Fool me twice … shame on ME !!!

    Just sayin’ …

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