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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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PERMANENT BULLS DISPATCHED INTO HELL AS MARKETS REEL

Today is a perfect example of a bear market. This morning’s upside reversal led to an ebullient rally in all of the finest piece of shit stocks out there. Semis, FANG, oils — all dredged higher. Permanent bull stuck in 2020 came out from the woodworks and started to talk “diamond handing” stocks into Thanksgiving based upon a nefarious theorem in regards to a “Fed Pivot” and were instead ushered into hell where asset prices only decline. Such a place exists now on Earth and in America — where the pax is gone and the people retarded and the leaders are evil.

It just so happens I did not fall for such amateur tricks and was accused by others of “missing out.” I now stepped back in after being 100% cash and sold the market short, but with just 5% of assets.

If you want to survive the bear, you need to take your money seriously. I designated a YOLO account for the purpose of my inner degenerate. It just so happens that account remained ALL IN SHORT via SOXS and took an 11% ass pounding this morning. I held and now it’s down less than 1%.

See I can diamond hand too you cunts.

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  1. zusch

    if rally #soon to 3800, then all time highs by 3Q 2023. Save this tweet

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