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Booking Losses During Big Runs is Important

Important reminder for you absolute faggots out there.

If you should happen to own stocks that are doing poorly in the midst of a big run, you’re in the wrong stocks. If you’re in the wrong stocks, you either need to elongate your time frame for a best ideas approach or you’re an idiot on the precipice of loss.

After going 17 for my last 19, I just booked three losses in a row. This is what happens when the bulls gets that exuberance.

(LK -10.2%)
(TEVA 7.9%)
(YELP -9.3%)

The worst part is TEVA screaming higher today — but oh well.

Truth is, I am a Master Ace stock trader and could never lose for an extended period of time — even if I tried. Some of you might take a foray into my world and get BOGGED out immediately during one of my downturns, but that’s your fault because you were stupid and didn’t know how to size positions correctly and only chose some of my ideas and not all. If you’re eating my fish, you need to eat them all in order to attain the full experience. By cherry picking my ideas, you are essentially being a stock picker of a stock picker, in one of the most volatile games in the world — rendering my craft, my modern living work of art, meaningless shit.

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Trump Wins the Fucking Trade War Again; Rapper Drake Gets to Sell Drugs

We’re set to rally hardcore today off news of yet another trade war victory for the President. It looks like the beautiful tariffs that no one knew existed in real life might go away. Maybe, who really knows?

I got caught with my cock in the door, having bought some SOXS yesterday. ‘Tis is life gentlemen. ‘Tis is life.

In other news, $CGC started a new venture with spoiled brat and former star of Degrassi, Rapper Drake. In the deal, a company called “More Life” will be formed, giving Drake 60%, Canopy 40%, in an attempt to sell pot to kids and millennials who enjoy Drake’s brand of music. It’s genius, actually. This is as good a reason to buy a pot stock than anything else. Teaming up with the most popular rapper to sell drugs to an idiot consumer base!? How could they lose?

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We’re Entering the Gambler Phase of the Rally

Busy fucking day here at House Fly, southern plantation edition.

For those of you playing at home. Stocks are up huge on the YTD basis and we’re in earnings season, during the latter part of the year. Thanks fucking Giving is just around the bend and spirits are high. This is the point along the narrative when retards go crazy and start taking big gambles. As you know, Le Fly isn’t a man to partake in such chicanery and merely observes bad behavior from afar. I bought 5 stocks today, sold 4 or 5 and have done well — really really well. I do not ever intend to become an option trading degenerate and I will never leverage my Robinhood account 500x just for the sake of posting memes. There are smart people in this world, and then there’s everyone else.

I do a lot of shit talking on this site and I do enjoy the banter, but please never forget the focus here, especially with real money and real lives on the line. “You’re only as good as your last trade” applies for gamblers only. In the big scheme of things, you’re only as good as your Sharpe ratio over the past 5. If you don’t know what that means, quit being a lazy American and do some research.

Good day.

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OBSERVE: THIS IS THE WAY THE MARKET WORKS

Markets are resting at record highs. No complaints — you absolute faggots.

I bought three stocks today, all down, and all make me feel fucked. I might lose on all three, or make money on all three. Like the market, I too trade in peaks and valleys. My eternal strength emanates from the sun and the souls of my ancestors, which powers me like a ray of fucking energy to destroy all of my enemies. At times there are periods of rest, even drawdowns, but these lulls serve as way stations en route of supreme victory.

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Today’s Bounty; Stepping Aside With Some Cash in Hand

Last night I was “moderating” on WallStreetBets, the popular sub-reddit for finance, when all of a sudden a SALTY MOTHERFUCKER came upon me and started to fuck with my divine powers. The other mods were all like jealous little bitches that Dr. Fly was amongst them, being a Divine God with Supreme Commander medals upon his person. This one chap STRIPPED ME and subjugated all of my comments to their fag-box to rot in hell. This comes after yours truly just cemented a viral post, extracting information from another autistic retard who took $3k and leveraged it to $1.7m.

This of course could not and would not stand.

So I did what any reasonable and rationale man would do — take to Twitter and press my case with the founder. He recommended I write this mod a “strongly worded letter” — which I already had done.

Shortly thereafter, my powers were restored, the faggot who stripped me put into his place, Le Fly reigns supreme once again.

Now that I got the childish antics out of the way, I can tell you what I did today.

BAM! slaps 5 fish onto your fucking desk.

TVIX +3.3%
(NEWR -5%)
PODD +3.2%
CYBR +11%
COHR +1.2%

No big deal. I was in the hole in PODD — they came out and smashed earnings and now I’m profitable. CYBR smashed and NEWR fucked over. All in all, a fine bounty.

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WSB STRIKES AGAIN: HIGH LEVEL AUTIST LEVERAGES $3k to $1.7m on ROBINHOOD

I verified it and it’s fucking real. Someone used the “Infinite Leverage” cheat on Robinhood and did this.

This fucking psycho took $3k and sold ITM calls to infinity and then margined the fuck out of it. He’s either going to be on a yacht soon or in jail.

You can view the thread on WallStreetBets here.

In July, Robinhood raised money and was valued at $7.6b and planned to IPO in late 2019 or 2020. Given the recent turn of events, where they quite literally cannot stop the buying, I don’t see how that is possible. Who in their right fucking mind wants to own this business?

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Bullshit Day — Jogging On Now; The Fly Conquers WallStreetsBets

Market breadth is at 54% and the most exciting part of my day is making fun of the millennial RETARDS on WallStreetBets — who by the way — fucking BANNED my account there from commenting.

Here are my private conversations, in an attempt to unban myself

Taking a personal day today, got some stuff to do with Mrs. Fly. Life is good — will be cavorting in Chapel Hill this evening. Should you run across me and ask for an autograph, prepare for a stiff roundhouse to the jaw for interrupting me.

UPDATE ON MY WALLSTREETBETS NEGOTIATIONS

UPDATE: The fucker who banned me got himself banned by the founder of WSB. The Fly wins again.

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Robinhood’s Infinite Money Cheat Code Hack Comes Under Fire

Gents named “MoonYachts” have been gaming the Robinhood platform, accessing limitless buying power by buying stock, writing ITM calls, doing it again, and then accessing the leverage Robinhood grants them. One bloke took a $4k account and leveraged it to over $1m. The losses on these trades are staggering and Robinhood will now be chasing absolute morons for monies that cannot be recovered. They eat the bag.

With Bloomberg, Zerohedge, and others covering this scheme now, pray tell me — how does the CEO of Robinhood explain this during his next cap raise?

Many, many, many of my readers have emailed and tweeted about a Robinhood exploit that goes by the charming and accurate name “infinite leverage.” Here’s a Reddit user called ControlTheNarrative who claims to have gotten 25x leverage on his trading; that is, he put in $2,000 and turned it into about $50,000 worth of stock. Here’s another Reddit user called MoonYachts who claims to have gotten 250x leverage, putting in $4,000 and turning it into a $1,000,000 stock position. You are not supposed to be able to do this; normal stock market games do not allow you to bet a million dollars by putting up only $4,000 of your own. (“We’re aware of the isolated situations and communicating directly with customers,” said a Robinhood spokesperson.)

These people are posting screenshots and videos of their exploits. They are discussing ways to use the exploit for further, even more outrageous pranks. I do not exactly know what they are thinking. Presumably some part of what they are thinking is along the lines of “if I use $4,000 to buy a million dollars’ worth of stock and it goes up then I will make a lot of money.” But surely another big part of what they are thinking is “if I use $4,000 to buy a million dollars’ worth of stock then my friends on Reddit will be amused.” Judging by the Reddit threads, and by my email inbox, this was a correct analysis. I suppose it is not a conventional financial analysis, but you should not underestimate the importance, in trading generally, of impressing people with your wit and boldness. For what do we live, but to make sport for r/wallstreetbets, and laugh at it in our turn?

Are the lads on WallsteetBets, a retarded sub-reddit littering the internet with inane gambling tactics, contrite over this event?

Not even close. In fact, they’re scheming how to do it again and celebrating the attention.

I suppose one could argue — Robinhood gets what they deserve, in this case a bunch of broke ass destitute millennial bitches, drowning in student debt, attempting to get rich quick like their favorite rappers, by exploiting bad code by a sub-par broker dealer — ironically coined after the legendary thief of the rich.

The simulation does have a sense of humor.

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ALERT: Rates Are Soaring Again

Just like last year this time, rates are fucking soaring again.

BUT, no one really gives a shit. Right now all we’re seeing are Utes are REITs get hit, and some old man cleaning product stocks. The real meat and potatoes, the leveraged loans and junk bonds are unscathed. So, until you can show me some damage in those areas of the market, we are supremely bullish.

That being said, rates are rising and it’s causing gold to get smashed to fucking bits. The whole dichotomy between rates and gold is real, so bear that in mind while investing. I had a busy morning — just getting in. Will explore the market now.

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BANKRUPT ROBINHOOD, LEAVE NO SURVIVORS

Ten years ago I’d know about this fucking retard on day 1. But because I am getting older and less in touch with FUCKING RETARDS, I did not. Apparently, folks from Reddit have figured out schemes to get FREE BUYING POWER from the morons at Robinhood. One moron, took a $2k account and levered it 25x and ended up -$60k.

What do you fuckers know about this?

UPDATE: They are planning to bankrupt Robinhood.


More from the retards.

Robinhood is fucked

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