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Trump Wins the Fucking Trade War Again; Rapper Drake Gets to Sell Drugs

We’re set to rally hardcore today off news of yet another trade war victory for the President. It looks like the beautiful tariffs that no one knew existed in real life might go away. Maybe, who really knows?

I got caught with my cock in the door, having bought some SOXS yesterday. ‘Tis is life gentlemen. ‘Tis is life.

In other news, $CGC started a new venture with spoiled brat and former star of Degrassi, Rapper Drake. In the deal, a company called “More Life” will be formed, giving Drake 60%, Canopy 40%, in an attempt to sell pot to kids and millennials who enjoy Drake’s brand of music. It’s genius, actually. This is as good a reason to buy a pot stock than anything else. Teaming up with the most popular rapper to sell drugs to an idiot consumer base!? How could they lose?

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9 comments

  1. richardweiner

    Colored people like the pot. If Elizabeth Warren wins, she will give colored people more drug money. I expect crack stocks to double if Elizabeth Warren wins. I expect people to set up direct deposit to crack dealers from the check cashing places with their Elizabeth Warren money.

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    • numbersgame

      Wolfhead, this ^^^^ is what a degenerate sounds like.

      First: “The Fly is… tiny Gook”
      Then: “The Jews control the markets”
      Now this.

      All worthless ranting to investors. At least sarcrilege had finacially-related rants. Why is this guy still polluting the comments? Waiting for him to claim that Mexicans are rapists?

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      • wolfdaddy

        Besides calling master fly a gook, is he wrong? It’s Wolfdaddy to you , bitch

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        • numbersgame

          Wolfshit,

          Do many African Americans like pot? I’m sure they do.

          However, the selective nature of the post (and peopel like you that approve of it) are the a typical example of the real source of US racial problems, not the KKK.

          1) There are plenty of white people that like pot.
          2) More white peopel are on welfare in the US that all other races combined
          3) What is the “crack” stock play? If you really thought Warren would give money to poor drug addicts, then you would concentrate on ***white** addicts, not blakc ones because the market is bigger.

          Of course, I guess I coudl give you the benefit of the doubt: maybe you aren’t racist, but you’re just an idiot.

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          • wolfdaddy

            Why don’t you stop shitposting and worry about your roku puts. poof. moving up and IV implosion. Your one correct play on that stupid stock this gone

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          • numbersgame

            I actaully didn’t have any ROKU puts. Also, I usually **benefit** from IV implosiosn because I usually trade spreads. Was thinkign of buying a $160-130 spread (prior to earnings), but too much rookies with $0 commissions lookign to get rich quick. Look at the earnings: big growth, big income loss. Given the market, who knows how that woudl be interpreted?

            As I posted, I had hoped for ROKU to gain so that I could short it. $130 is resitance and also very specualtive, but it could still go higher. If it hits $150 again, I **will** short it, without the risk of a earnigns spike to worry about this time.

            PS I gained on the long side and the short side on ROKU.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Are we really going to do this Dick? I don’t ban people, but will make an exception.

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  2. numbersgame

    Given the steady stream of bad news for Trump (impeachment transcripts, KY governor, VA trifecta), I’m surprised we ahven’t heard anything form Trump on this.

    For those that care about the details:

    Quote from Gao Feng, the spokesperson for China’s Ministry of Commerce (MOFCOM):

    “If a deal is to be reached, both sides should simultaneously and proportionally remove tariffs. That’s an important condition.”

    The important words here are “should” (not “will”) and “proportionally.” This is an **ask** from China.

    “Both countries agreed to remove tariffs in phases in keeping to the progress to be made in reaching agreements,” “Agreed” is key here, of course. Timetable is TBD. Will be interesting to see how much is in writing (ie, how much flexibility Trump has to issue more tariffs o na whim and waht the penalties are for China to ignore renege).

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  3. numbersgame

    Tesla Cybertruck! I actaully am looking forward to seeing what it looks like.

    TSLA should easily hit $350 by that date, although I think it will be another case of overpromise, underdeliver like the complete BS of 300,000lb towing capacity. My guess is he has never read ths: https://www.sae.org/standards/content/j2807_201602/

    Nov 22 will probbably be a good shorting opportunity.

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