Last night I was “moderating” on WallStreetBets, the popular sub-reddit for finance, when all of a sudden a SALTY MOTHERFUCKER came upon me and started to fuck with my divine powers. The other mods were all like jealous little bitches that Dr. Fly was amongst them, being a Divine God with Supreme Commander medals upon his person. This one chap STRIPPED ME and subjugated all of my comments to their fag-box to rot in hell. This comes after yours truly just cemented a viral post, extracting information from another autistic retard who took $3k and leveraged it to $1.7m.
This of course could not and would not stand.
So I did what any reasonable and rationale man would do — take to Twitter and press my case with the founder. He recommended I write this mod a “strongly worded letter” — which I already had done.
See, I said something nice pic.twitter.com/YjIMn9r0GD
— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) November 6, 2019
Shortly thereafter, my powers were restored, the faggot who stripped me put into his place, Le Fly reigns supreme once again.
Now that I got the childish antics out of the way, I can tell you what I did today.
BAM! slaps 5 fish onto your fucking desk.
TVIX +3.3%
(NEWR -5%)
PODD +3.2%
CYBR +11%
COHR +1.2%
No big deal. I was in the hole in PODD — they came out and smashed earnings and now I’m profitable. CYBR smashed and NEWR fucked over. All in all, a fine bounty.
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I am so excited for my metals right now have you seen how firm and erect they are??? Now I need to get out my credit card and that adult website and continue to help the erection!
For all the people who think The Fly is tough guy, just remember in real life he is a just tiny Gook. I love the smell of napalm in the morning Charlie.
THE FLY IS A NORDIC GIANT WHO WOULD ENJOY KNOCKING YOUR JAW LOOSE FAGGOT.