Last night I was “moderating” on WallStreetBets, the popular sub-reddit for finance, when all of a sudden a SALTY MOTHERFUCKER came upon me and started to fuck with my divine powers. The other mods were all like jealous little bitches that Dr. Fly was amongst them, being a Divine God with Supreme Commander medals upon his person. This one chap STRIPPED ME and subjugated all of my comments to their fag-box to rot in hell. This comes after yours truly just cemented a viral post, extracting information from another autistic retard who took $3k and leveraged it to $1.7m.
This of course could not and would not stand.
So I did what any reasonable and rationale man would do — take to Twitter and press my case with the founder. He recommended I write this mod a “strongly worded letter” — which I already had done.
See, I said something nice pic.twitter.com/YjIMn9r0GD
— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) November 6, 2019
Shortly thereafter, my powers were restored, the faggot who stripped me put into his place, Le Fly reigns supreme once again.
Now that I got the childish antics out of the way, I can tell you what I did today.
BAM! slaps 5 fish onto your fucking desk.
No big deal. I was in the hole in PODD — they came out and smashed earnings and now I’m profitable. CYBR smashed and NEWR fucked over. All in all, a fine bounty.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter