iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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OBSERVE: THIS IS THE WAY THE MARKET WORKS

Markets are resting at record highs. No complaints — you absolute faggots.

I bought three stocks today, all down, and all make me feel fucked. I might lose on all three, or make money on all three. Like the market, I too trade in peaks and valleys. My eternal strength emanates from the sun and the souls of my ancestors, which powers me like a ray of fucking energy to destroy all of my enemies. At times there are periods of rest, even drawdowns, but these lulls serve as way stations en route of supreme victory.

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3 comments

  1. richardweiner

    The Jews control the markets but The Fly will never tell you that. When I want stock market advice I only go to Jewish sources. Listening to Jews also kept me out of Building 7 on 9/11.

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