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TRUMP SPERGS OUT — SENDS MILITARY TO MEXICAN BORDER TO STOP CARAVAN

We live in most interesting times. In a way, this is somewhat boolish for stocks. If Trump sends the military to the border to stop the fucking caravan from entering the country, then NAFTA might survive. Globalism is good for equities. Ergo, it’s in our best interest as members of a globalist society of investors to see Trump sending green soldiers to the border, armed with machine guns, to stop those women and children, and also doctors and engineers, from entering our great big fat lands.

Trump says le caravan has been dismantled, thanks to Mexico’s strong laws.

In other news, sell stocks.

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12 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    Load those hombres on ships and dump them in Israel. That would teach those (((mofos))) like Soros a lesson in funding these invasions
    https://tinyurl.com/ycj8q49l

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    • ferd

      I have no idea what Soros’ role is or isn’t. But the racism and hypocrisy of the Israeli government is off the charts. And all our leaders can manage to do is kiss their ass. Particularly nauseating was that pic and interview with a US four star general – who happened to be black – talking up how we’re going to do whatever is needed militarily for that criminal country … all while Israel was actively deporting blacks from their country. Disgusting! And all facilitated by us.

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  2. roundwego

    Looking crashy again

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  3. numbersgame

    I’m for using our expensive as fuck military for protecting our border, if it means less young soldiers dieing overseas protecting the interests of the 1%’s multinational corporations.

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  4. acehood

    Sell stocks?

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  5. ferd

    Thread devolved into Spergatory ..then the posts disappeared.

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  6. Cricket

    NAFTA? Nah. Mexico and Canada have now been trialled as the 51st and 52nd US States and have been found wanting. NAFTA is to be replaced by MAGA, until something better comes along.

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  7. stockslueth

    Do you think we will invade and capture Mexico City?

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  8. cancel19

    I’ve got a great idea for Mr. Vicente Fucks Quesadilla. Why don’t you show your love for your fellow brethren and welcome them into Mexico providing them with food, shelter, and jobs? What you don’t love them?! Vicente must be a hater then.

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    • ironbird

      Only Hellen Keller would think Fox was a “Mexican”. Until she smelled the lobster and caviar. He is whiter than the basic Klan sheet.

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