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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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This Market is a Boiling Cauldron of Hurt

I hope you’re enjoying yourselves, bulls and bears alike. In an amazing feat of genius, the market has managed to fuck both longs and shorts at the same time.

The Dow is up more than 70, while the S&P and NASDAQ are flat. But underneath the surface, stocks are getting their fucking socks knocked off, led lower by biotech.

I fully admit to finding the decline in VRX humorous. The idea that Pershing Square and their 20 million share position having to refresh their browsers to see if some fucking blogspot web page had updated their short VRX to hell thesis is outrageously funny. Ackman might’ve lost $800 mill today in VRX, all because some misfit at Citron decided to shit on the stock, retweet his adventures, all the while laughing and eating cheesed doodles.

Do you know how many times Ackman could’ve killed those fuckers, with $800 mill? At least 10 million times.

My losses have moderated; but I am not counting my chickens just yet. I am sure some wolf will soon enter my coop to eat them all.

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3 comments

  1. teslawasright

    A wolf in sheep’s clothing. Clearly the Fly is winning when it appears NOT

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  2. t.c.

    Too bad Biden is not running. Such a better choice than Clinton.

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  3. og

    Must be nice to drop a company 20% every time you come out with a “research” report.

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