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Bill Ackman is Having a Really Bad Day

For some reason, this makes me feel better about my plight.

VRX

So, based on the math, Bill Ackman’s Pershing Square L.P. is down an astounding $500-$600 fucking million, in his VRX position, for the day.

As an aside, Mr. Ackman is a billionaire and likely will not be in the streets, fucked without shoes, like all of you.

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10 comments

  1. Earl

    Schadenfreude

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  2. nocturne

    He it’s currently hiring someone to be fucked for him.

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  3. speerothekid

    What is his cost basis though?

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  4. Steve

    You gotta think it’s more about ego than money for him.

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  5. MoonshineDelight

    Restock the bar cart in Mr. Ackman’s office at once. Remove his guns and swords from the wall, and for the love of god get his mommy on the phone!

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  6. gnat

    I always thought of him as a fairly nice guy – until the VRX/AGN thing. That was insider trading of a legal sort but nevertheless complete douchey behavior. If he’s still long VRX he is getting what he deserves.

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  7. Dr. Fly

    cost basis means nothing when your stock is getting annihilated

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  8. t.c.

    Marty Shkreli strikes again.

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    • t.c.

      With the greatest irony Marty’s actions have benefited society. God has a sense of humor.

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