iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I Stepped in a Hole in the Earth

And I cannot get out.

Markets are up; but my positions are behaving as if the market was down 3,000 points. I am sure you think this is funny, seeing Le Fly in sheer agony over the stupid, fucking, stocked market.

I have all of the very best of things working against me today: commodities, China, and fucking Twitter. Morgan Stanley downgraded Twitter, so everyone got really upset, started to cry, and then sold their shares.

Only one of my top 5 stocks are up and that’s GILD. But don’t worry, rest assured, by the time you finish reading this blog it too will self destruct.

Ah, as I put the finishing touches on this old blog post I see that my stocks have merely doubled their losses. How delightful. It also appears that the NASDAQ is finally red. Perhaps someone is selling. To me, and this is from an amateur point of view, it looks as if the FUCKING EARTH OPENED UP AND SWALLOWED SOCIETY WHOLE.

I look forward to our next chat. This will be fun.

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2 comments

  1. zuul4

    Sold my UCO position at a buck below my stop. I’m not good at using stops. And that inventory number just now was ridiculous.

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  2. blahblahblah

    bought TWTR. haha > VRX

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