iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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STUFF YOUR FACES WITH HAMMED BURGERS

As the market spins itself into a deadly orbit by which most of you will not escape from, I actually have a stock going higher. It’s an amazing thing, to have an actual, real life, equity trade up.

I’ve been so accustomed to downward trending stocks, seeing SHAK forge ahead is like seeing Santa Claus on Xmas eve, as an 8 year old boy.

“The Fly” could get used to this sort of grandeur, investing into corporations and then seeing that investment increase in value. What a wonderful scheme!

Why, maybe I could parlay these money making ideas into a business where I invest on behalf of others, charging them a fee for the pleasure, and then leverage those relationships to build new ones.

Splendid ideas without boundaries are being shared today.

Maybe after I’ve enjoyed a pittance of success, I could then talk about my winnings on the internet, yelling and cursing at people to my heart’s delight. I might even make a business out of that too.

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6 comments

  1. gappingandyapping

    Will we ever trade higher for more than 1 day?

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  2. john

    Dr I admire the discipline in the way you are COMPORTING yourself today. Very uplifting, no swearing. FANTASTIC!

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  3. stockslueth

    Buying stocks that are going up, going to have to look into that strategy.

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  4. henceforth

    Everything is proceeding as Exodus has foreseen… Victory will be ours.

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  5. traderconfessions

    Burgers for Summer and wings for Winter. Buy WING. Jeez.

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  6. og

    Holy SHAK

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