iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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BOOM-$SHAK-A-LACKA

The good folks over at iBankCoin created a world class investment tool for you, the reader class pleb, fighting and scrounging about the housing tenements in search for a better life. Many of you have become members of our Order of the Exodus and have since greatly improved your trading acumen.

Inside of the halls of gentlemen, I host a blog for private eyes only. Here was my Trade of the Month idea for August.

Exodus

If that wasn’t enough, you were given ample opportunity to accumulate the shares of SHAK, which were flagged as oversold for the better part of the past two weeks, by our predictive algorithms.
SHAK

 

Failure is a choice made deep inside the minds of submental morons. Avoid the fate of your brethren and be a man, an Exodus man.

Good day to you.

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3 comments

  1. izimbra

    Ibankcoin. This must be the place.

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  2. job121

    This scene reminds me of you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpGNcG7Oq6I

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  3. mx2101

    off topic- Baby names sure have changed over the years. I wouldn’t want to go back to the names of earlier decades, yet today’s names say a lot about the psyche of young parents.

    My girlfriend’s legal name is something like five names. She goes by a name that is none of them, of course.

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