I really didn’t have any gifts in mind, other than the gift of joy from beholding my spam-riddled title. All jokes aside, we are giving you, the people, free access to After Hours with Option Addict tomorrow and Friday:
When inside, feel free to peruse, mind you, his archives– and understand why I view The Option Addict as the best momentum trader I’ve ever met.
Now that fall has begun, I will share with you some of the things to look forward to as regular iBC readers.
1. The fucking dictionary will be unleashed onto your heads. The author of the book, Carl Steinhorn (a completely absurd made up name), insists on having a leather bound version for sale, so that he might place it inside of his high end mahogany library–next to his 1st edition War and Peace. We will also provide a degenerate online version, one that you might share with family and friends about the thanksgiving table.
2. The PPT 2.0. I swear on a stack of holy iBC dictionaries, it shall be done.
3. The fucking 1st ever, and most likely last ever, iBC Investor Conference. Let me tell you something, this thing is a pain in the ass to organize. I should have done it in NYC, like a proper gentleman. Instead, I find myself stuck in the amber of Las Vegas retrograde reprobate. FYI: We have 9 spaces open for VIP. Act soon!!!
4. Orbital Space Cannon (OSC) test run. I will be testing out our space cannon programme on one of your homes.
5. Joint project with StockTwits that may very well crush the faces and jawbones of the homosexuals on CNBC.
Feel free to ask appropriate questions.
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Le Fly: speaking of momentum, YY and BIDU look like they’re finally getting some strength. Meanwhile, QIHU looks like it’s a diseased puppy at the shelter and about to be taken to the back where it will be be given a choice between a syringe and a bullet.
YY and BITA are good and down the smaller cap DSKY and TEDU.
But the burritos are weak.
What the hell happened earlier today and are their corpses room temperature?
What in the hell are you talking about son?
Will the guest speaker at the conference be Carl Ichan?
Guest speakers will be Howard “The Coward” Lindzon and Jeff Macke.
I knew it was Howard!
Carl said he couldn’t make it. He’s too busy trying to muscle his way onto a few “fucking boards.”
You should ask Bob Benmoche to come tell everyone about the time he told Congress to go fuck themselves.
Dr. Fly – is there any way you can strike my comment @ 2014-09-24 17:15:25 from today’s After Hours chat? I don’t want the freeloaders enjoying the direct link I posted to OA’s custom oscillator. Lord knows they don’t deserve it…
You are out of favours Unc
If I find out that some cheapskate guttersnipe is using OA’s custom oscillator that they stole during the free trial… I may turn into a homicidal maniac of the internets.
Well then, you know where to find me on November the 8th. I understand you lift, bro.
Watch out for falling daggers.
Whoa – I don’t want to mess with you. My potential violence is only directed at the thieving guttersnipes…
It may have been a better idea to not post that reference unc.
Cascadian – just having fun & utilizing a little street psychology to encourage some of these mofos to take a peek behind the velvet curtain. Be careful with that custom Option Addict oscillator, though. Just like Merlin’s wand, it can literally take your life if you don’t know what you’re doing…
When can we expect more episodes of “The Fly Show” ?
you can expect death and an IRS audit.
in that order too.
the distraction, what was it
A 30k trading error that I had to eat.
What sort of situation does one have to be in to kill a seal with their bike?
Funny you should ask:
http://books.google.com/books?id=P8opAQAAMAAJ&pg=PA118&lpg=PA118&dq=SEALSKIN+horses+vanderbilt+NYC&source=bl&ots=JX8t9V2epl&sig=iQdPz2Eu7PPGIP6yw7zWe7Tip0o&hl=en&sa=X&ei=yWkjVPStI6bmsATk5oHIAw&ved=0CCwQ6AEwBQ#v=onepage&q=SEALSKIN%20horses%20vanderbilt%20NYC&f=false
Dick Swivler… The Black Wonder Guy from Clevland… Jay Eye See. Somebody needs to read that page at the MGM suite while we drink Scotch.
No Rick Ross appearance at the conference?
F-bombs raining down from the orbital space cannon.
thanks for the effort, I think it’s going to be a rare, serious, no BS learning opportunity for some us amateurs …. and someone skydiving in to the after party or something would be cool 🙂
Guaranteed to be fun.
Plus, if you come to vip, Jeff Macke will let you touch his head.
definitely want to see some drone footage of the orbital canon unleashed too 🙂
That “error” is probably more than the account value of 75% of the iBC readers.
Is Wayne Newton on the Vegas agenda?
The original Gekko, The Commodore
http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1302&dat=18770317&id=3nsQAAAAIBAJ&sjid=SJMDAAAAIBAJ&pg=4452,2243070
stocktwits is a joke. can’t believe I have this POS app on my thousand dollar iPhone
– but that podcast you listen to nightly is not a joke?
You’re a dickhead, plain and simple.
Stocktwits can be useful. Not for advice but for news. I intend to exploit that. Howard will unveil product in Vegas.
keeps ya in touch with the herd..moo