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After Very Careful Consideration, Here is My Gameplan

[youtube:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mEHXYW1W6A 603 515]

This is from several years back and still applies now.

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44 comments

  1. drake sucks

    no NUS?

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  2. Marc David

    I thought it was No NUS No Babies?

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  3. Jennifer

    Fly, do you prefer your ham glazed or honey baked?

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  4. Akbar

    The Pig is a filthy animal

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  5. Saviour of Rome

    Fly,

    Here’s how you get back on track. Sell all your momo names and put 100% plus leverage into Cannabis-Rx (CANA).

    It’s a brand new weed stock that just raised $30 million and no one knows about it yet.

    In a few months it’ll be over $2 and your wife will love you again.

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  6. The Fly

    Yelp going for 70

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  7. xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M
    xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M

    Brazil has forsaken me these last two days. Just when things were looking up…

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    • xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M
      xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M

      Possibly a result of The Fly’s curse or hex placed on here yesterday morning.

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      • Berniecornfeld

        Dear Huggie, can we interest you in some $SPLK $WDAY $FEYE $TWTR and or $YELP?

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        • xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M
          xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M

          I don’t have the stomach for such action, on any meaningful scale.

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  8. Rong Xu

    If I were a brave man who tempted the wrath of my gods, I’d curse the gods who told me YELP would hit 70 just to have it miss repeatedly by pennies.

    At this point, I must exercise disaprin and begin to take smarr gains rather than rarge ones.

    Sincerely,

    Rong Xu

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  9. Jennifer

    Do you know of anyone calling for a recession? Something to consider, sentiment-wise

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  10. The Fly

    YAWN

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  11. bood

    bear trap

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  12. The Fly

    Recession is a mathematical impossibility

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    • Jennifer

      Don’t worry there were no signs of froth. At least that’s what the teen traders were telling me.

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  13. The Fly

    Only idiots take heed of anecdotal evidence

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  14. Jennifer

    i have a penis

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  15. Rong Xu

    Ardent Followers:

    I must keep you apprised of some portfolio rebalancing that just took place. I had to take some gains on YELP because I didn’t like the way it didn’t slice through 70. I reduced my positions in half.

    With those new monies, I bought GS, GOOG, and SINA calls, and shorted BBBY for an earnings disaster. No one shops there, nor should anyone.

    Sincerely,

    Rong Xu

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    • Jennifer

      mr rong zu,

      it is an honor

      is it true that people of the orient only use yelp for fweyed wice westauwants and after they eat there they take large diaweeeahs…please advise

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  16. Jennifer

    stz bitches

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  17. skanalog

    FLY has just given a few of you your warning slap!

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  18. Jennifer

    JCP and BBRY are the leading economic indicators. They’re telling you something bitches!

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  19. Dan

    What is she saying in the video?….speak english will ya.

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