Read This Post Before You Humiliate Yourselves with Bad Decisions

CRTO is doing an offering, which is good for your losers trying to buy in. Look, you missed the run because you didn’t know what CRTO did. It’s not your fault, as you are busy tossing the trash and getting cappuccinos for your boss. But truth be told, if you’re going to be in this business, you should be doing a lot more research. When I was younger, a small punk new to the business, I lived on the Bloomberg terminal. I hogged it like it was my personal property and would scowl at others who interrupted my learning experience.

If you have the money, I strongly suggest getting a BBG terminal for your office. It will open up a new world to you, one where information drives your decisions not voodoo.

I keep thinking about RVNC, regretful for not buying yesterday. These guys are making topical botox cream. If approved, AGN will probably buy them for multiples of what it’s trading for today. Can you imagine how many women and vain men would use it, if it was delivered via cream and not needle? Huge.

The bulkers were upgraded this morning, specifically SBLK, NMM and PRGN. Ignore the specificity of the calls and understand that Capesize rates leapt by another 6% this morning, above $22,200 per day. Again, huge.

Biotech and bulkers. That’s all I have for you this morning. Now get to work.