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Welcome to The Great Spectacular of 2011

Come one, come all. Watch Senor Tropicana aka “Plutonium Petey” aka HORATIO CLAWHAMMER aka “The Fly” perform great feats of magic and amazement. Watch him, live, as he turns a small sum of money into a “fuck load” of cash, right before your very eyes. The Great Spectacular of 2011 is upon you and there is nothing you or your stupid friends can do about it.

Backed by insane fundamentals, refiners gained ground again today, led by share advances in WNR, TSO and HOC. Let me tell you why people are short WNR: they are idiots. It’s the same reason why 25% of the shares of FTK were sold short @1. For the most part, money managers are just like you: weak and never in control. The difference between me and the others, Le Fly knows his shit and is guided by the stock Gods for the explicit purposes of creating wealth, on a grande scale.

As always, it’s not important that you agree with me, for you will have no choice but to respect my overcasting shadow. There will come a day, long from now, when you realize the type of mastery taking place on this here bullshit website. Everything posted here is done intentionally, down to the retarded music. It’s mathematical harmony being performed for all to bear witness. Compared to the shit slingers from other websites, you are in the company of living legends and do not even know it.

In closing, I gained another 1% today, pressing my gains to new highs. More impressively, my personal/aggressive account is now up north of 33%, full leveraged, not giving a fuck about anything but the margin rate.

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30 comments

  1. TraderCaddy

    TXN halted for news at 3:59.
    SMH soaring in AH.

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  2. pedro

    excellent analysis re WNR shorts. couldn’t have said it better myself.

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  3. go2mars

    Anyone buy my picks from this morning? If so, you are up 3% and 13% today so far.

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  4. WTF

    No balls–no WNR, is that the reason for little institutional interest or thete’s something more to the story?

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    • pedro

      WTF,

      Sometimes, why can’t it just be Money Managers aka Wall Street’s porch monkeys are that stupid?

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    • The Fly

      The story has changed from cash strapped company in bad industry to coin minting company in the best industry too fast for people to catch up.

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      • Prospectus

        WNR for president, 2012

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      • surmise

        ‘ too busy to post this initially today, the answer:
        they are idiots. on the other hand Fly asked a month? ago, what’s up with the crack spread thingie?
        I don’t recall any really significantly good answers posted here. Then, behind the scenes, Fly, as is his custom, brought tremendous efforts and intensive analytical forces to bear on the issue. The result: Fly understands the industry & crack spread issues better than the so called anal-ists who are paid to know this shit. Then with horsepower from the PPT Fly picked the best industry candidates – ahead of the crowd. Simple – but not easy. Well done indeud!

        unrelated song: (for the hell of it): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwNdLjqaMLs

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  5. FIG

    All I have to say is FIG!

    Damn, Sir!

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  6. TraderCaddy

    INTC will face pressure to buy.
    It’s turning into a “value” dinosaur with tons of cash.

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  7. A Monkey with A Big Gagger Laid Out On His Spacebar
    A Monkey with A Big Gagger Laid Out On His Spacebar

    First!

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  8. Bullish

    Reminds me of two wise men from several years ago, Hans and Franz…. “Hear me now und believe me later…”

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  9. DJMarcus

    I’m sure you already know this, but all these analysts are way behind on crack spread numbers regarding WNR. Should beat expectations and then out-guide without an issue. If management is competent, this will be over $22 in no time.

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  10. Fat Bastard

    Great post!
    I love the extra dose of verbal abuse when Senor Tropicana is banking serious coin!

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  11. HalfBloodPope

    With all this oil talk any thoughts on $SDRL? Historically 100% upwards in month of April. I also believe once we engineer bionic arms for dolphins and force them into slavery we will really begin to milk mother earth for her sweet sweet oil.

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  12. Mrtriath1337

    Duh, winning.

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  13. Fashole

    Can someone give me some help with evaluating this site. Meritless or Meritus?

    http://www.marketanthropology.com

    I’m just a fashole.

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  14. Liberace

    I go to get me some of that Fly’s WNR!

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  15. JakeGint

    Do not take this scenario of the Fly as “concrete.” The Fly is now a Southern Gentleman, and if you want to look into his soul, you must recognize the true Southern Gentleman.

    ________

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  16. Taco

    Fly.

    I invite you to elevate your shpiel here by examining the role of the banking system in affecting the US markets…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbblujbDuWE&feature=related

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  17. Munchka

    Yo Flyski?

    Given that civilised people do not live in Africa, herewih an offer from a savage, to you

    Pay me money and I will tell you what is going to happen to the S&P, in the next week

    Lots of money, and the future will be revealed, to your advantage

    Ignore me now and taste my sword

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  18. Trading Nymph

    Royal Bank of Australia left rates on hold with a statement which is close to what they said last month about consumer weakness vs strong miners. Australia’s Trade Balance numbers tonight though showed less exporting of Ore and Coal and greater imports from Australians Strong Dollar. AUD/USD pulled back on the data to 1.0310 which held so far.

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