Is this the best you burlap wearing, suitcase holding, bearshitters can do? Shit, I am making money today, in spite of the pinless hand grenade action in CSCO and AKAM.
As an aside, I’ve been preoccupied with other things. I’ve been collecting a lot of wine these days and I’ve been playing a shitload of chess. A regular chessnwine I am. Poke fun all you want; but I am certain that I can beat 99.9% of you in a game of chess, as I have an IBM supercomputer brain. Generally speaking, I’ve been going out a lot, venturing off to broadway plays and dining at the finest restaurants NYC has to offer.
Gentlemen and fucktards of the internet, I have a problem. I have money to burn and nothing to spend it on. In this new economy, work is not required. You can take naps, play video games and make a jackass out of yourself, drunk in public, as long as you own equities. The stock market has replaced the jobs market, in a sense. For the love of surprise cataclysms, the market is fixed to go higher, small pleb. Why do you fight it?
Ugly people, like Jim Chanos (short F from $1, idiot style), are betting against stocks because chicks don’t like them. No one likes an ugly person. Let’s be real. Jim probably talks to himself, while smoking Pall Mall cigarettes, inside of his car, with the windows up. You can’t take Jim serious, ever, for he is too ugly.
In other news, it appears Mubarak is preparing to unveil more “Egyptian bullshit,” by “stepping down.” Ha! He’s putting his man in to replace him. Like I said before, there is no such thing as a “bloodless revolution.” If the Egyptians want freedom, they need to earn it, forged in blood. The seeds of liberty can only blossom with the blood of honorable citizens.
Into the bell, I like NGD, VCLK, MOS and AGU, for the motherfucking win.
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8iFIrR8ZvI 616 500]UPDATE: I bought 2,000 MCHP, new position.
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It has been 20 years since I played chess… my mind is no doubt growing duller with age and its best moments are probably behind it. I think about that a fair bit, as I laze about my victorious existence. Maybe I should get a board and find someone who can throttle me at it.
Anyway, I shall commission a bespoke burlap suit and wear it to the finest nightclubs and restaurants, as a token of my appreciation for much enjoyment garnered from IBC over the last year. I shall post pictures when this is complete.
chess.com
they also have an iphone app
I recommend Nixon in China at the Met. John Adams is a genius indeud.
MELI breaking above the 50-day.
Alex Trebek says: The asset class that always goes higher.
Watson says: What is equities?
Ken Jennings says: Damn it! That computer is fast!
new POMO schedule
http://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/tot_operation_schedule.html
no need to sell stocks , the bernank is selling puts & buying calls
How much might Mubarak loot from Egypt on his way out the door? Poor fuckers over there are getting by on $2 a day.
A lot depending on how this turns out. But after watching guys running around with Saddam’s stuff and trashing his palaces… Who knows?
C’ mon, Fly. You probably like plenty of ugly people, as long as they are smart. If Chanos were smart, U would like him. And some smart but less than beautiful chicks would like him too.
WRONG AGAIN.
“The Fly” is vain and doesn’t like ugly people.
That reminds me of a New Yorker cartoon of a guy saying to his client “Don’t worry. We have our best looking people working on it.”
Although I am a pretty good looking Frog, if I do say so myself, I much prefer smart people to pretty people. And since it’s sometimes hard to find people with both characteristics, I often have to choose.
In college a friend of mine worked at a restaurant where another employee, a hostess, would only go to the pretty people and take them to their seats. If they weren’t pretty, she would leave them standing there until someone else seated them. Rather odd to me. I don’t know how long she lasted at the job before getting fired.
Are all your employees pretty people, Fly? How ’bout your trader who messed up your stops yesterday? Did you hire him or her because of their looks, but then found them messing stuff up a lot?
AAPL now working on lower price dual-mode iPhone that shorts may even be able to afford.
According to Ben B. “lower price dual-mode iPhone” is a misnomer.
It sounds very deflationary. More phone for the money.
Might be another night of popcorn and Egypt riots on Justin.tv
FLY why was investors throwing out bbrg out the window and now it look like they are buying it back… The target was 22.. at 19 it sold off and went to to 16, and now it looks like it heading back up.. was this what you call a buying opportunity? I plan on holding this long term…Question you do you still own it?
you-tarded
Sold it. Might buy it back.
What NYC restaurants have you been going to? I haven’t seen you at Per Se, Daniel, Le Bernadine or the likes for some time now. Maybe you have been enjoying Lincoln recently?
I am really liking Rouge Tomate these days.
Nice, I’ll check it out. This time of year, I’m always a fan of Park Ave Cafe Winter. They have the best veal chop I’ve ever had. Also checking out DB Townhouse and Marea in a couple weeks. You been to those?
Bears need to take out that 44$ on the EEM emerging markets. That is the “Korea Panic” Lows.Until they do,its sideways or up for SPY
Emerging markets, combined , have more sway than the US indexes. Whether the zerohedgers think its fair, or not.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hnvLCkCiU8
Fly,
Email me if you want to play a game of correspondence chess over chess.com. I think I can beat you.
Neighbor Fly. Steve, Jr. said you can come over any time and he will give you a chess rematch. Also, the Manischewitz Concord Grape Wine case has arrived for your wine collection. I will bring it over right after I update my blog, makinggeltwith steve.com. By the way I added a new subscriber last week, my Uncle Abe from Yonkers.
By the way, there is no shame in never having beat Steve, Jr. in chess, even after 65 attempts. He is getting an “A” in Quantum physics at the NYU class he is taking after the High School day.
What a bunch of Mo-Rons in Egypt – the guy has been in power for 40 years and they expect him to leave in one week because a few people have pup tents outside his window!
He’s like the Pope – he ain’t walking away easy.
Again, use any dip in the morning to buy for the Monday ramp.
ahem, back to “full retard” in Egypt
You should buy some farmland. That way you can:
1. Shoot Guns
2. Have a well fortified refuge for any disaster, plus a supply of food and water
3. Lease it to farmers and sell it for a very large profit at the peak of the pending inflation crisis
Better to hire it farmed for you…
Farmland is a significant “position” for my arse
RAH!!! I HATE UGLY PEOPLE (THE FLY)
Chess… what a quaint game. My dog Scookems can defeat 99.9% of all human players. It was quite the task for the butler to train him to pick up the pieces with his mouth. But Jeeves does have quite a bit of time on his hands since I don’t allow visitors to the manor. cheerio
Come on out to CA wine country and I’ll give you a tour of excellent, but undiscovered wineries. I’ll wear a bag on my head so my ugliness won’t offend you.
Futes looking ugly. The robots better fix things by tomorrow morning. Better cancel those fancy reservations and head down to Ponderosa for dinner tonight Fly.
Mubarak is about to kick your ass Egyptian style!