Pardon me as I offend your northern sensibilities. Today’s rally was one big ol’ giant jerkoff, purported by Northern devils pursuing great acts of aggression towards the gentlemen of the south. As you well know by now, thanks to our resident southern gentleman, Senator Gint and now myself, all of the money is now in the south. Therefore, it goes without saying, when the stock market gyrates (Elvis) in such a way as it did today, it offends the conservative, God given nature, of the south.
Might I add, the great beard of the north, Mr. Ben Bernanke (formerly from the south), is committing treason upon this great nation, thanks to Barack Hussein Obama. As God once told me in my dreams, if you voted for Obama, then you are a communist. If you are a communist, then you are evil. And, as God is my witness (praise the Lord), right hither, if you are inclined to pursue a lifestyle that may be perceived as evil, then I will stop you where you stand, with my shiny new Winchester.
As for the investing climate of today’s session, it was mighty fine if you ask me. Although I bought myself a mighty large plate of FAZ, mostly as a hedge, my other positions did just fine. For the week, I pretty much tread water. However, I intend to make a great deal of money next week, as I slobber over an extra large serving of BBQ breaded chicken livers, grits and gravy.
Ya’ll come back now. Hear?
Your truly and respectfully,
Southern Gentleman Fly (SGF)
God Bless America and God.
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SGF has lost it.
That drunk chick in the video was Fucking Hot!!!
Her boyfriend had a lot of valid points as well!!!
LOCM just got zuckerberg’d
GET YOUR SHARE OF THE BILLIONS
Get Long IPADS in egregious fashion.
LOL FIG
V.KING up 30% today
Now a great Southern gentleman once said; “If you see a turtle sitting on a fence post, he probably didn’t get there himself”.
You have lost your shit, and so, I am highly satisfied by this post!
what a great reason for not doling out health-care to anyone and everyone that lives and breathes in America despite whether or not they pay for. Please, give this people more booze, cigarettes, and most importantly… condoms.
fack, talk about needing an edit button
Was that you in the video?
Long Live the South.
lol. Classic fly.
Hilarious home video… one question though, Why didn’t Jake want to be on video?
You couldn’t see him behind the hand.
Thanks, Go2Bullish. I vowed as one of my New Years Resolutions, not to have a Donald Duck moment. Thank you for testing me this early on.
Aww Phooey!
Nice!
That was Jake.
The South will one day rise again, you can count on that. Fly will be graciously welcomed into our community as an honorary Southern gentleman.
By the way OH MY FUCKING GOD THE SnP IS DOWN .2%!!!! CNBC SAY BUY THIS PULLBACK! What fucking pulback or correction are these people talking about? When is any fucking down day a pullback or correction. I will tell you fuckers when a pullback or correction happens from these levels people will be deballed faster than a sex offender at San Quentin.
It will be violent, and those who are thick-skulled enough to go 3X bearish will make a fortune.
My skull happens to be quite thick.
The funny thing about those 3X is that they erode away like ventifacts made of fruit cake. It’s all about timing. I’m more of a swing trader, so every time I’ve touched those things I stayed in too long to and been left swearing I’ll never do it again, and selling at a loss. A thick skull implies staying in for a while no matter what blows you are dealt. Well, those things drop quickly. If you stick around in them long enough your $ will go to 0 (may never go up even if you get a nice pop in 3 or 4 weeks. Unless you think a major pullback will be happenning within a week or 2, I recommend pointedly avoiding them.
This entire clusterfuck with Obamacare and the Repubs will lead to the great rally of 2011 – PERSONALIZED MEDICINE.
AFFX
AMGN
AZN
CRA
GSK
HLCS
LIFE
MDT
etc.
That top video shows clips of a futurists consensus vision of utopia. If only it were achievable NOW!
2nd Video looks like somewhere near Pineville Kentucky.
that was jake in the video with his old lady,and uncle jed. hey jake,where’s yur cuzin elle may.roflmao
Your drollest yet, Drummed-outta-junior-high.
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Funniest thing about the whole deal is that if you keep watching, you find out they are Democrats — she says she wanted Hillary for POTUS.
Cain’t says ahm sooprized.
“Hillary Clinton for Prez’dent!”
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Those people in the video are just like every other white person I have ever met.
Maybe you should move away from Pineville Kentucky.
I was totin’ my pack along the long dusty Winnemucca road,
When along came a semi with a high an’ canvas-covered load.
“If you’re goin’ to Winnemucca, Mack, with me you can ride.”
And so I climbed into the cab and then I settled down inside.
He asked me if I’d seen a road with so much dust and sand.
And I said, “Listen, I’ve traveled every road in this here land!”
[Chorus:]
I’ve been everywhere, man.
I’ve been everywhere, man.
Crossed the desert’s bare, man.
I’ve breathed the mountain air, man.
Of travel I’ve had my share, man.
I’ve been everywhere.
I’ve been to:
Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota,
Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota,
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma,
Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma,
Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo,
Tocapillo, Baranquilla, and Perdilla, I’m a killer.
OK you started it smarty pants. NJ 911 call:
http://www.hark.com/clips/rhqffkpwmj-joe-v-the-deer-911-call
I’m craving biscuits and sausage gravy.
chicken fried steak w/fried mush and gravy all over it.
oh man, SO tasty… love me some CFS
Sprinkled with Lipitor over the top.
Disclaimer: The repeated request by drunks for me to pick Dueling Banjos and my subsequent agreement to honor this request only if they “squeal like a pig” should in no way be considered an acceptance of bad Southern behavior, Northern politics, or this site.
What’s the first thing you know?
Jed’s a millionaire!
HERE HERE! Long live the south and the Southern Fly
Holy shit that video is priceless !!!!!!
Hey Fly, how’d ya get ma and pa to agree to do da videoooo bout that hussein presidental guy?
Fly, when you come visit senator gint, have him take you to Pats steakhouse, their livers are sublime
I will not take him to Pats, though the little lady (from here) does love them chicken livers.
Unfortunatley, Pat’s actual steaks have fallen and they are not able to get up. If it weren’t for the lazy ass bluebloods that patronize that place, it would’ve been plowed under years ago.
Many other places to go for a good steak, and even better other stuff. Great restaurant town, the Lou.
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You forgot to say “SHIT FIRE, SHUCKS AND BOY HOWDY” !!!
Is the BBQ breaded chicken livers kosher? I hope so because I too am thinking of moving South. Probably a nice condo in South Boca Raton in South Florida. Plenty of tribe members there.
My Gawd !! I think that there feller in the top video holdin’ that big ol’ catfish is Karl Denninger !!
Lets just say..That is a good blog there for a city boy.. born and raised in south detroit. lol
Huge Wells catfish!
Hmmmm…. I wonder if I might be able to do a Guido Parody blog post… what with me actually being FROM the land of greasy guidos itself?
I know I’d have a real hard time picking the vids….
Moo-hoo-ha-hahahahahhahahahaaa!
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the lion has awakened!
ahahahah
great vid fly-dont forget the mac &chess
Finnies off to the races starting Monday
“She like dem n#gg$rs…”
Not sure if anyone else noticed, but great cameo by shedder in the top video
Saw that.
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You seem to have forgotten to include RC as one of the resident southern gentlemen…no?
He’s an actual Southerner, so he doesn’t count.
Fly aspires to be a grafted on Southerner, like I have become. He’s already got one step out of the way by marrying a Southern lady.
Now he must move his kids before its too late…
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Here, go tell the fucking IMF they are a bunch of conspiracy theorists, since they came up with the detailed plan for a single world currency…
In their own fucking words —
http://socioecohistory.wordpress.com/2010/08/05/new-imf-strategy-document-charts-launch-of-%E2%80%9Cbancor%E2%80%9D-global-currency/
A diagram perfect for an arrogant prick to digest in private.
Hey Fly
“You Gotta Real Pretty Mouth”…..
Jake is a Damn Yankee. Fly is a soon-to-be Damn Yankee. There are only 2 Southerners here and that is me and RC. Damn.
Who was the girl in the middle?
Nah, rc is so far south he is north
South Louisiana is a part of Europe. Being from there myself, I know.
Rumor has it that the financials lead the market. Should FAZ payoff next week, shouldn’t we be taking a more bearish view?
They didn’t lead the 4th quarter rally.
The sleeper has awoke?
The time stamps on this web site are weird. Fly said something at 12:01 a.m. and I replied to it at 11:23 p.m. according to the site. I guess I must just be clairvoyant, LOL.
The Fly sometimes speaks from the future (while in the time machine, you know)
If the CSA had won the war then our current crime rate would be 85% lower. Figure that one out and get back to me…
Now let’s see… If the Canadian Standards Association (CSA) had managed to deny their stamp of approval to low end electric toasters, then more poor people would have been electrocuted, and since a larger percentage of crimes are done by poor people… Gotcha. It only makes sense. Why didn’t I see it before?
The war ain’t over, son. The south WILL rise again!
I know you’ve been dead for years, so you are probably out of practice w. spelling your name, but… sheesh…
You turned yourself into a California body builder!
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Has anyone seen that study where female tears are supposed to make our testerone levels go down?
Lemme tell you, I just came back from a party, and it turns out that female barf has the same effect.
SCIENCE!!
Post of the night award goes to you Flappy!
“God Bless America and God”
Poetry
Wow, what a video. Holy shit.
Mama it will be ok… That bad Mr. Obama aint never gonna get eelektid.
Yur sun
Billy Bob
OFF TOPIC but………….It’ll be interesting to compare the reaction of the administration to this shooting vs the Islamic terrorist that shot all those people at Ft Hood.
It only counts if its a nutter that can be blamed on Palin. That Arabic major was too much of a stretch, unfortch.
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Looks like Palin removed the crosshairs and offered up condolences … the GOP must be wanting to extricate themselves from any relationship with her as quickly and quietly as possible despite the redneck support they get from her constituents.
http://www.sarahpac.com/
Whew. I knew there were some douchebags making hay out of this nutbag murderer (Karl Marx fan), but I didn’t think you’d be one of ’em.
Pretty fucking weak, Teahouse.
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Calling me a douchebag is like the kettle calling the pot black!
You got balls when early reports indicate that she was targeted and not the victim of a random lunatic and indeed the suspect was farther to the right than you – more a skin-head than a commie. Seems Fox, Palin and you want to distance this guy from the right wing fringe and dismiss the entire event as “out-of-mind” rather than politically motivated.
I think you need to do some research on said nutbag. Keep digging, though, if you choose.
We are only what we post here, and I repeat: disappointing.
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Some assistance:
Another former high school classmate said that Mr. Loughner may have met Representative Giffords, who was shot in the head outside the Safeway supermarket, several years ago.
“As I knew him he was left wing, quite liberal. & oddly obsessed with the 2012 prophecy,” the former classmate, Caitie Parker, wrote in a series of Twitter feeds Saturday. “I haven’t seen him since ’07 though. He became very reclusive.”
“He was a political radical & met Giffords once before in ’07, asked her a question & he told me she was ‘stupid & unintelligent,’ ” she wrote.
The abover from that bastion of right wing demagoguery, The New York Times.
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and this from Fox and CSM:
http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2011/0109/American-Renaissance-Was-Jared-Lee-Loughner-tied-to-anti-immigrant-group/(page)/3
Trying to tease out definitive links between Loughner and specific political movements or groups is problematic, says Mr. Levin, of California State University.
“Extremists can be like bullets ricocheting off the political spectrum and bouncing to whatever gives them comfort or meshes with their paranoid distrust,” he says.
But Levin adds that notably rancorous politics, tied to deepening distrust of government, can play a supporting role in fueling a violent attack like the one unleashed Saturday.
Comment: Lots of political exposure there in AZ – immigration, stem cell debate, healthcare as well as his own distrust of govt and the currency (Radio?) to fuel his instability but you’d rely on statements from HS.
The guy was a nutcase. It had nothing to do with his politics, which were liberal before he went completely off his meds.
Your trying to use this opportunity to attack a political party or politician you don’t like, however, is completely despicable.
You are allegedly sane. What’s your fucking excuse?
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You missed the point … the rhetoric of local and national politics was most likely the catalyst that unleashed the monster inside no matter what his political leanings.
what the hell would make you aspire to such a tasteless, low class form of life!?
If you’ve never gone wild boar hunting on dirt-bikes with a bunch of buddies and a .44 mag for each hand then you haven’t lived.
If you’ve never participated in a mercy fight with a giant at a bar after a few quart jars of beer in a little redneck town, then you are smarter than I am.
You take the bad with the good. Like enjoying nature intimately (because you are poor and/or dumb). Or having relaxing hobbies like fishing with no shoes on a warm muddy shore every day of the summer(because you are poor and/or dumb).
Have you seen how sexy trailer trash women can be ( from ages ~17-22) before the drinking, irresponsibility, and blubber take root?
And as a general survey, do any of you with kids think having a minivan would be preferable to a jacked up 6 door truck/suburban? Am I alone on thinking not? Sure some of you guys are kind southerly gentlemen. Fine. But I haven’t seen a lot of evidence of redneck/hillbilly/ Fubar the movie types on this here blog. Do any of you hunt? Have you consumed more than 36 beers on a camping weekend where powered off-road vehiclesand chainsaws were present? Do you have any Indian friends? Admittedly I have had a lot less opportunities to enjoy backwoods fun with the carefree buddies of yesteryear since most of us have kids and careers now. But come on! What is wrong with this: http://customautosbytim.com/
http://customautosbytim.com/4.html
Of course, I would prefer one that is 4 seats wide, but that gets into a lot more heavy duty customization, and safety certification issues (pronounced muh-knee).
Do you have any Indian friends
Are you referring to feather or dot?
Feather. And I mean the wild kind.
I thought you were Canuckistani? Isn’t it too cold to go full redneck up there?
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I am. And yes. It’s more of technologically advanced version of redneck. Up here you need money to afford redneck style activities. Where its warm, and all you need is a garbage can to make homebrew in the chicken coop. There be the true rednecks. Perhaps up here, “Pasty-white neck” (never sees the sun) is a more appropriate term for most of the year.
Classic.
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OEW considers the possibility of a top having been made for the current leg up:
“From the Int. wave four low at SPX 1173 we have observed five rising waves: wave 1 SPX 1247, wave 2 SPX 1233, wave 3 SPX 1263, wave 4 SPX 1254, and wave 5 SPX 1278. At first we labeled the first two waves as Minor waves 1 (1247) and 2 (1233), then the next two waves as Minute wave one (1263) and two (1254), and this fifth wave as Minute wave three (1278). During friday’s pulback, however, our potential Minute wave four (1262) overlapped Minute wave one (1263). This is an EW/OEW violation, suggesting a different count is unfolding. After a review of the OEW short term charts and the public charts posted, we decided to accept the five waves up from the Int. wave four low as five Minor waves and updated the charts.”
“While our target for Major wave 1 has been the OEW 1313 pivot. We observed, during friday’s market activity, a potential weakening in this uptrend. Our mantra of anticipate, observe, and then adjust when necessary is always at work. As a result we posted two potential counts for this last rally (Int. wave five of Major wave 1). The first suggests that Major wave 1 ended at thursday’s SPX 1278 high. The second, posted on the DOW chart, is only Minor wave 1 of Int. five completed at thursday high.”
Technically the US market remains steady. All nine of the SPX sectors remain in uptrends, the NYAD has been making new highs, and only three of our fifteen world indices are in downtrends. The only real negatives are an uptrending USD and a negative divergence on the weekly RSI, see weekly chart above. Nevertheless, after six months of generally rising prices and possibly a potential 2.5% more on the upside, we opted to make the tentative Major 1 top as the primary count and the tentative Minor wave 1 as the alternate. Should the market start making higher highs, then the OEW 1313 pivot is in play again. If not, we could experience about a 9% correction into February as Major wave 2 unfolds.”
“Going forward we can use the following criteria to determine which of the two tentative counts (SPX/DOW) are in play. First, if the SPX starts making new highs then the DOW count is at work. Second, if the SPX breaks the OEW 1261 pivot range the DOW count has not been eliminated, but the SPX count gains in probability. Third, if the SPX breaks the OEW 1240 pivot range a downtrend is likely to be confirmed with a break of the OEW 1222 pivot range. This next week should help clear up which of the two potential counts are at work.”
Out fucking standing. I will now consider moving to the south as a my God given duty in life.