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Leveraged by 250%: Autobuy

My personal aggressive accounts are now stretched to the max, fully leveraged into Christmas. Going into today, my portfolio consisted of BBRG, CX, EK, MGM, TTWO, REXX and EXK. However, I made a few changes today, selling out of some, adding in others. Bottom line: it is sling-shooting higher, despite your curses and ill wishes. “The Fly” is on a magic carpet ride,  ignoring assholes, banking egregious coin along the way.

My two new buys are promising: MOTR and BPFH. I really like the small banks here; hence the position in BPFH. And, I really like owning shit that corporate raiders own in this m&a environment. Hence, I own MOTR in my personal, alongside one of my idols: Carl “fuck you sideways, give me three seats on your board” Icahn.

You do not need to be a genius to make money in this market, just balls. I have enough for all of you fuckers combined here. Don’t get out of place, due to tales of Chinese men mixed with Christmas. Get on the carpet, fuckface, we’re going into orbit.

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48 comments

  1. drummerboy

    sit down,strap in, and shut the fuck up. does this flight come with champagne and smokehouse almonds.

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  2. Goldie

    IBOC looks good here too

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  3. Trading_Nymph

    You know I have to stay with my China Scrooge…but I am always wrong, and still can’t ride magic carpets due to Doctors Orders or lift heavy objects….missed you Fly, you know.

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  4. Cascadian

    My favorite small bank is RVSB. It will look like shit if you do any DD. But I know the guys who run it.

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  5. Jakegint

    Don’t get out of place, due to tales of Chinese men mixed with Christmas.

    You truly are one of the world’s funniest humans.

    Thanks for cheering me up on this dark, dark day.

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    • Woodshedder

      Hope you are okay Jake.

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      • Jakegint

        I am… recovering.

        Not seen a loss like that since the Pisarcik Fumble when I was but a wee laddy.

        I am hoping it will lead to a similar house-cleaning.

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        • Yogi & Boo Boo

          It was grewsome [sic] indeud.

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        • pistilstamen

          I’m looking at the scores come rolling in yesterday and at 31-10 proclaimed: “the Giants are the team to beat in the NFC”. Sure that sucked, but even with the epic collapse, as long as they get in, I still think they can beat anyone in the conference. I mean, they were “fucking them sideways” for 52 minutes of that game.

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          • Jakegint

            And then they went into “prevent defense.” That’s a HC decision, and a good reason to pitch his ass.

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          • CommonGardenSlug

            Also blaming the kicker for losing a game that they were ahead of by 3 touchdowns with 7 minutes to go. Coughlin just strikes me as a terrible human being.

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          • Jakegint

            He’s a dick, that’s for sure. I was really hoping he’d step down and let Steve Spagnuolo take over last year… but he was too much of a crabby old dick to do that.

            Maybe he’ll quit this year and let Perry take over, but he’ll probably have to be fired.

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          • Cascadian

            There’s still 60 minutes in a game. Giants are maybe the 5th best team in the NFC.

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          • Jakegint

            After who?

            The Flackons, maybe. The Eagles got two very close wins, one of which was a once in a lifetime deal. Ironically, Vick fumbled the ball on a bootleg run just like Eli did in the first meeting, but the refs did not catch it, and the Eagles retained possession… it was right before the penultimate touchdown for ye sharp eyed.

            As for the rest of the NFC…

            The Saints got their butts kicked by KC, the Giants destroyed the Bears, and we’ll see about the Pack next week.

            Not eggsactly a league full of sure things, the NFC. Flackons look best, which might make for a good NFC Championship game if the Beagles get that far. The can call it:

            “Tha Return of Dawg Killah!”

            Not sure anyone beats the Pats right now… except maybe the Dolts.

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          • Cascadian

            The best in the NFC is Atlanta, with Philly and NO tied for next best, and after that I see Green Bay, Chicago, Giants kinda all together. On any given day a game can go one way or the other between any of those teams. Atlanta just seems so solid, nothing flashy, but no weaknesses. Patriots almost lost to 2nd string QB. Go figure.

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          • pistilstamen

            Eh, Atlanta is ‘good’. They don’t lose at home and can stay close with anyone…which (being a Steeler fan, I can relate to the latter) gives them a chance no matter who the opponent is. They are going to have home field, so that’s a huge advantage…but I like the way NY can match up with them. The Giants can run the ball, and (most importantly) generate pressure with 4 defenders. If Manning doesn’t turn it over, they are tough to beat (though I suppose that goes for any team).

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          • pistilstamen

            PS. If San Diego can get in, I think they can beat New England. I’d love to see Pittsburgh finally get over on Tom Brady, but he owns them, so I don’t see that happening.

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  6. drummerboy

    lol.your carl who will fuck anybody sideways ichan,just bought a huge position in chk

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  7. The Truth

    Drake is a punk Fly. You need to get on that Waka Flocka Flame “NO HANDS…” Yeah that is right, The Truth is making money w/o hands playing IRE, KOG, HDY, C, JPM, HERO, and others like a pro. If you want some tips from The Truth, hit me up.

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  8. TheV.King

    V.Kings Top 10 2010 NFL Teams from this point forward

    10. Jets
    9. Baltimore
    8. San Diego
    7. Giants
    6. Indianapolis
    5. New Orleans
    4. Pittsburgh
    3. Philadelphia
    2. Atlanta
    1. New England

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    • TeahouseOnTheTracks
      TeahouseOnTheTracks

      You are underestimating Baltimore just as you over estimate your strength and stock picking prowess.

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    • drummerboy

      i think ne goes to superbowl this year

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  9. Cascadian

    New England maybe peaking early.

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    • TheV.King

      Right…do me a favour [sic]…go kill yourself… you are a punk bitch who licks chinamen’s ass grease from a straw..

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    • TeahouseOnTheTracks
      TeahouseOnTheTracks

      No … we are so young we are inconsistent, that is all. Bill will have them ready when it counts, count on it!

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      • Jakegint

        That is treu. I said that during the game yesterday… “the Pats are so obviously well coached.” That takes a single mindedness in today’s NFL that few can sustain.

        Wesleyan boy, that Bill Bellicheat.

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        • Swinging for the fences
          Swinging for the fences

          Jake, Sorry for your loss but I am an Eagles fan so I am not that sorry. I agree that Coughlin is a dick for what he did to that kid. The Giants defense really had that game won in the first 3 1/2 quarters. Maybe they should have backed off but you go with what works, right? It worked all game long so why stop. Vick finally was able to escape a few times and it killed them.
          BTW – my oldest daughter went to Wesleyan and Bellicheat’s daughter was attending at the same time.

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          • Jakegint

            I went to their rival in Western Mass… spent many a fun day ovah there with a bunch of crazy Southie jocks. Bellicheat was several years ahead of me, so never met him.

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  10. The_Real_Hmmm

    My stock of the year NANO is catching fire now too +5% intraday.

    Some of my favorite posts from this year by The Fly that I can remember:

    The Fly is Dead

    Coin is Life

    A Christmas Story

    The Important Matter of NOT Recycling

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    • Bullish

      lol – nice post Real Hmmm…

      The Important Matter of NOT Recycling was great to read since I missed it the first time.

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    • alphadawgg

      Yeah, I previously had missed the recycling tirade as well. That was not only hilarious, it was pithy and cogent.

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      • MX2101

        I’ve stayed somewhere where they had the garbage police. And here’s the thing, let’s say you left feces in the trash, or cut glass, they would then turn around and charge you with some other crime.

        I expect all of this to increase as local and state government look for more revenue. Joe public is going to get squeezed by every imaginable charge and tax. And I doubt any breaks will be given, the whole point of it is revenue, not common sense.

        For those who are not wealthy, a life under the radar in the shadows may soon be a rational choice.

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        • alphadawgg

          Yes. Another easy way is to charge us a “green tax” on aluminum soda pop cans, milk cartons, newspapers, and basically anything that comes in a container that can (should ) be recycled.

          Then they simply set up government recycling centers (=”green” jobs) where the only way we can get a rebate on that tax is if we bring our trash in for recycling. Of course you only get pennies per pound, while the govt taxes us on dollars per pound.

          They will come out way ahead, since most people will prolly not bother to recycle to get their rebates.

          However, it could be a money maker for homeless people.

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          • MX2101

            It would be a money maker for those without competition in productive areas having a good supply of recyclable trash in the open. Areas with a large homeless population are generally free of aluminum cans anywhere they can be reached.

            At that level of existence, the homeless have little movement and they cannot roam far for recyclables.

            The big money is copper, but that is theft, not honest recycling of trash.
            Years ago in my business, we could leave hundreds of pounds of copper wire and material outside, but no more.

            Here’s a random story, from a quick Google search:

            http://www.networkworld.com/community/blog/att-goes-after-copper-wire-thieves

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          • MX2101

            And the government recycling payment would be a tax credit, requiring disclosure of social security number and a corresponding tax return to benefit. This leaves out the ones hurting since they need cash.

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  11. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Pelicans are KILLING it in 12631 today.

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  12. TeahouseOnTheTracks
    TeahouseOnTheTracks

    I Bank Coin today with a nice pop in CHTP

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  13. TeahouseOnTheTracks
    TeahouseOnTheTracks

    Sold TWI for 33% gain and bot MEG at current price … sold ETM too early and using MEG as a replacement media stock.

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  14. TeahouseOnTheTracks
    TeahouseOnTheTracks

    WPRT bouncing off bottom of channel on the 120 day chart … looks like there may be a couple points there for those interested in that symbol.

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  15. Popeye

    MOTR: bearish, 3 box reversal should drop to $4.00, fundamentals are in the tank, pump and dump.
    BPFH: bearish, 3 box reversal should hit .50, fundamentals are worse, pump and dump.

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  16. Fly

    Fuck youn and your box.

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  17. Popeye

    Sorry Fly: Don’t mean to offend and I am certainly no expert. Searching for the logic on these two because the price of tuition is currently high and I take your recommendations seriously. I looked at the fundamentals, charts, MACD, Slow Stoichastic, RSI and industry trend. MOTR has good sales, charts and fundamental? Pls enlighten us?

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    • Bullish

      He has a time machine. Do you need to ask why?

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    • alphadawgg

      Sailor—

      Yours is not to question why. Yours is to live or die.

      Fly makes money because he does what others don’t. Think about it. It’s almost like a Costanza moment, but on a higher level.

      Personally, I also think it’s has more to do with the time machine

      Good day to you.

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  18. Popeye

    I am in learning mode!

    Semper-Fi

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