Go shoot yourself in the face with a howitzer. What’s today’s daily doom? Did the fucking bond bubble burst? Oh, wait, the pending Fed announcement will be contrived, no matter what, as incredibly bearish. Let’s face facts: you’re not qualified to manage anyone’s money. Moreover, you are not capable of operating on the top shelf, especially when it comes to this business of bloggery.
I expect the market to dip on the Fed announcement. I do not care if it comes back. If we shoot straight up: great. You need to understand something about me: I speed chop carrots, while placing my balls on the counter. I am not scared of anything, sans driving on idiot roads on the side of mountains. Go ahead, keep betting against me; see where it gets you.
I told you this day would come, when “The Fly’s” winship was so supreme, it would stifle the entire fucking blog. None of you cocksuckers say a word, else I’ll melt your faces off with my internet laser beam.
Into the Fed meeting, I am long Bearded Clam, America and whatever the fuck the voices in my head tell me to buy.
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“I speed chop carrots, while placing my balls on the counter” – Classic!
Yes, but a bit too visceral for me. I’m trying to get that image out of my head. Yikes!
” I speed chop carrots, while placing my balls on the counter.”
My testicles always remain in my trousers whilst chopping anything with a sharp knife.
Da Flea reaching a new level of in-your-f#$%^&*g face hyperbole. 😮
As long as your penis doesn’t look like a carrot I think you’ll be fine
Into the Fed meeting, I am long Bearded Clam, America and whatever the fuck the voices in my head tell me to buy.
Have the urinal shadows been silenced??
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yes. last time I went to a club in vegas the urinal shadows were extremely drunk and doing lines off of the sled dogs the girl guys sent to their table. after a performance like that, its going to be hard for them to show their face again.
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Treasuries are now shovin t it up Ben’s ass.. Love it
Greatness cannot be denied!
“sans driving on idiot roads on the side of mountains”
Just like Ice Road Truckers: Most Dangerous Roads? That’s crazy! Try driving on the side of an Indian mountain without guard rails or pavement. But maybe you’ve already tried this.
“Sans” means “without,” not “aside from” or “besides.”
Unless you are talking about Horatio Sanz, the fat guy on SNL.
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lol – Thanks Jake your literacy amazes me on a daily basis.
So I guess he won’t be driving on the side of the mountains – I don’t blame you.
Means he won’t be joining the NC porche club in the Appalachians.
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http://ibankcoin.com/flyblog/2010/12/14/youre-an-idiot-2/#comment-195019
Sir, could you aim that laser at the country of Japan for me…thnx
All hail Buggs Bunny!
Fortitude to chop with jewels on the line.
All hail.
Why can’t they have Ron Paul talk on CNBC BEFORE closing. Ben has NEVER had a boss to call him on anything before….this is going to be one fun smackdown down next year at those meetings. China is meeting with India tonight…that CPI out of China was dang high, India has problems too.. I wonder if they are planning to get together to talk about it……we are so busy sucking China’s cock and thinking we are so great with our QE, which is in a sense we are just paying China to give them that blowjob with ever POMO action we take cuz that is where the money is going.
do they swallow.i mean china,that is.cause they are trying to ward off a pending recession,while trying to contain some inflation. that ought to have a nice ripple effect
I think it is the US doing the swallowing…..
Ben is about to get taking down with one gigantic bitch slap to the face.
This arrrogant fucker deserves it.
We wish we were Japan. Their debt was owned by their countrymen. Ours is owned by foreigners. Huge difference. There will be no 20 year zero rate environment in the USA. Ben would get an instant hard on if he knew a way to do it,
I believe the majority of the debt is in fact held domestically. Also, it is not necessarily, or even at all, in the best interest of foreign countries to dump our debt lest their own house of cards implode
Yeah thanks to the Fed owning it all. They just passed China as being the largest holder of treasuries. How is that sustainable?
Why would another country want to own the paper of a country that’s insolvent and buys it’s own debt?
The best interest of a country is to hold paper that is worth something. China and the rest will eventually realize this as the Fed keeps buying.
One day the Fed will find themselves as the only bidder in the room.
Why do you think they are stockpiling oil, uranium, various metals, and buying into non-US currencies in increasing amounts?
could never lift my balls as high as the counter while chopping anything. maybe thats cause they’re made of brass.
turns out, you’re all washed up like cramer. short during massive rally, now uber bullish while we correct. please clean off your desk. we’ll mail you your last check
Nominating speed chopping carrots as top epic sentence of 2010
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There’s a relatively high rate of commenter turnover, eh?
No they just churn into premium services.