I really must be hurrying along now, as Mrs. Fly is a bit perturbed by insistence to gawk at today’s intra-day gains. I’ve been talking a lot of shit today. But, please understand, it is my right. We are barely moving here, up a mere 100. Following The PPT‘s Hybrid Oversold signal of three days ago, I expect at least 300 more points to the upside. With that in mind, I am positioned here for a bull-run; but will take hits to my ever-so-homosexual VXX position. Perhaps the CEO of SD can make a lateral move and become CEO of VXX?
At any rate, going into another merger Monday, I seriously doubt anyone with a modicum of intelligence will remain short. Who wants to be short BUCY into the weekend? Anyone? I didn’t think so.
My vacation ends Monday, so I will be back to the shitty NYC lifestyle in no time at all.
Today’s buys include TBT, ROP and FLS. I look forward to making more money on Monday, as it is my right, based upon the unbendable laws of Darwinism.
NOTE: It’s very funny to see DELL and HPQ measure their cock sizes through PAR. They both deserve shareholder revolts.
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The bearded clam prevails.
If we get 300 more points of upside, or even 300 total, than so shall the PPT.
As the resident Bernanke Fan Club President, he has asked me to pass along a message.
Mr. Bernanke says, You’re Welcome
bernanke and your vxx position have a lot in common.
Tell Mrs. Fly not to worry. Mrs. Steve cleaned up the mess left by the illegal Mexican gardeners in your house when I caught them watching Mexican porn and drinking Modelo Especial. Also Mrs. Steve did water Mrs. Fly’s flower garden (or what’s left of them) as the illegals used it as a urinal. Mrs. Steve did cook you a nice brisket with some Matzoh Ball soup and blintzes for dessert so you have something to eat when you get back.
Oy Vey, I almost forgot. Steve, Jr. says hi to Fly, Jr. and he says your yellow PT Cruiser is a little dirty from the off road race yesterday but he will wash it.
Have a nice trip back.
Speaking of brisket, I just found out Ben Bernanke’s middle name today.
“Shalom.”
No scheissing.
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That Ben has some chutzpah going out West where the cowboys have plenty of ammo. Uncle Ben has quite a shtick whenever he starts to shmooze in front of all of those business shmendriks.
Have a ?? ???? ????.
(good day).
The Hebrew came out ???????.
you didn’t know that? I’m surprised.
“It’s very funny to see DELL and HPQ measure their cock sizes through PAR.” – LOL!!
This will be a down-reversal into the close. NOT “300 up”. This is a TECHNICAL RALLY
and the only thing in favor of its continuation is that they “gunned the stops” at 10:30.
A mini-“flash crash” of sorts.
“” Perhaps the CEO of SD can make a lateral move and become CEO of VXX?””
That’s just too funny! What kind of mind can think of such stuff?
I must say, Senor Tropicana, you are the funniest mf’er on these internets.
god bless the ppt.
Anyone ever notice the lack of comments on this blog when the market rallies?
I swear 90% of the people that typically comment here are hunkered down in bomb shelters (or Mom’s basement) waiting for the world to implode. Note: This reference excludes all PPT members.
HA!
Mr Le Fly is correct. Don’t ever ever ever fight the FED. Today was obviously a FED day.
I’d say even more – don’t fight the BoJ.
BoE can be fair game if you play your cards right though.
I think you’re full of shit and have not an iota of a clue about what’s going on!!!
just stuff your face with some untainted pacific salmon
Shalom!
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What did Bernanke win, a secret decoder ring from a cereal box? How many times has this pattern played out: a quick pop in the market on Bernanke jawboning only to go right back to the starting point within a day or so? If the Grand Poobah of Finance is so very wizardly, why isn’t the DXY dropping like a dead fly? (no pun intended)
You will all pay for your sins. And i dont eat no low end salmon
Your neighbor Steve gets you the good Novi Lox??
Just had some king salmon off the grill with tarragon, butter, Malabar Black pepper and a dash of Tabasco. Add new red potatoes from the garden and fresh Italian cheese bread and Oooo La La!!! Chased with a Linenkugels Honey Wheat ale……….or three?…..maybe………anyhow…………………The salmon…….it was swimming in Lake Michigan this morning. Definitely as high end as one can get. Eat your hearts out you food pikers. 🙂
I was long yesterday and adding at the hype the world is ending. I got a call from someone I respect and he said stay out of the market. I’m just glad I didn’t panic. He may be right in some regards. The fly, thanks for showing us the ropes.
SPX will make HOD at 1069 by 9:45 est on Monday and then we resume down. TBT will still be OK as it is moving for more reasons than the mkt pop. This is my WAG.
…and a buyout of BUCY is just another indication of positioning for a commodities price spike and inflation …as is the POT bidding. Not great for the mkt overall.
I so dislike this ala 2009 QE rally…..can we please just steam this clam? Buying our own debt to support the market is just so ugly that even Bernie Madoff is impressed at the balls the USA has.
http://ibankcoin.com/spyder_crusher/2010/08/26/chess-tell-and-a-quick-word/#comment-30678
Spyder…lol…you couldn’t link this yesterday when I was going back and forth on being unsure how it would break…
I think I posted that as I was out the door to meet with le docteur.
next time though!
Shorts getting hit with an ice cream truck, just like your video. Damn that was funny. Enjoy your last weekend in SD.
Speaking of shorts and ice cream trucks, check out erstwhile buddy ATPG and its intergalactic short position. More like shorts and VLCCs.
Are you long on this rally today London?
You’ve been in bear-camp mode so I was just curious.
I’m eating day old whole grain pasta with a glass of luke warm water.
I have some leftovers I would gladly share with such an unfortunate soul as yourself. Life is too short.