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Bernanke Wins Again

I really must be hurrying along now, as Mrs. Fly is a bit perturbed by insistence to gawk at today’s intra-day gains. I’ve been talking a lot of shit today. But, please understand, it is my right. We are barely moving here, up a mere 100. Following The PPT‘s Hybrid Oversold signal of three days ago, I expect at least 300 more points to the upside. With that in mind, I am positioned here for a bull-run; but will take hits to my ever-so-homosexual VXX position. Perhaps the CEO of SD can make a lateral move and become CEO of VXX?

At any rate, going into another merger Monday, I seriously doubt anyone with a modicum of intelligence will remain short. Who wants to be short BUCY into the weekend? Anyone? I didn’t think so.

My vacation ends Monday, so I will be back to the shitty NYC lifestyle in no time at all.

Today’s buys include TBT, ROP and FLS. I look forward to making more money on Monday, as it is my right, based upon the unbendable laws of Darwinism.

NOTE: It’s very funny to see DELL and HPQ measure their cock sizes through PAR. They both deserve shareholder revolts.

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35 comments

  1. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    The bearded clam prevails.

    If we get 300 more points of upside, or even 300 total, than so shall the PPT.

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  2. Bullish

    As the resident Bernanke Fan Club President, he has asked me to pass along a message.

    Mr. Bernanke says, You’re Welcome

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  3. iluvporn

    bernanke and your vxx position have a lot in common.

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  4. SteveTheNeighbor
    SteveTheNeighbor

    Tell Mrs. Fly not to worry. Mrs. Steve cleaned up the mess left by the illegal Mexican gardeners in your house when I caught them watching Mexican porn and drinking Modelo Especial. Also Mrs. Steve did water Mrs. Fly’s flower garden (or what’s left of them) as the illegals used it as a urinal. Mrs. Steve did cook you a nice brisket with some Matzoh Ball soup and blintzes for dessert so you have something to eat when you get back.
    Oy Vey, I almost forgot. Steve, Jr. says hi to Fly, Jr. and he says your yellow PT Cruiser is a little dirty from the off road race yesterday but he will wash it.
    Have a nice trip back.

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    • Jakegint

      Speaking of brisket, I just found out Ben Bernanke’s middle name today.

      “Shalom.”

      No scheissing.

      _____

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      • SteveTheNeighbor
        SteveTheNeighbor

        That Ben has some chutzpah going out West where the cowboys have plenty of ammo. Uncle Ben has quite a shtick whenever he starts to shmooze in front of all of those business shmendriks.
        Have a ?? ???? ????.
        (good day).

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      • SPYderCrusher

        you didn’t know that? I’m surprised.

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  5. StocksRider

    “It’s very funny to see DELL and HPQ measure their cock sizes through PAR.” – LOL!!

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  6. riggedgame

    This will be a down-reversal into the close. NOT “300 up”. This is a TECHNICAL RALLY
    and the only thing in favor of its continuation is that they “gunned the stops” at 10:30.

    A mini-“flash crash” of sorts.

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  7. YaBollox

    “” Perhaps the CEO of SD can make a lateral move and become CEO of VXX?””

    That’s just too funny! What kind of mind can think of such stuff?

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  8. Sam IAM

    I must say, Senor Tropicana, you are the funniest mf’er on these internets.

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  9. dumas

    god bless the ppt.

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  10. Bullish

    Anyone ever notice the lack of comments on this blog when the market rallies?

    I swear 90% of the people that typically comment here are hunkered down in bomb shelters (or Mom’s basement) waiting for the world to implode. Note: This reference excludes all PPT members.

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  11. Asteroids

    Mr Le Fly is correct. Don’t ever ever ever fight the FED. Today was obviously a FED day.

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    • Captain Anarchy

      I’d say even more – don’t fight the BoJ.

      BoE can be fair game if you play your cards right though.

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  12. bernanke

    I think you’re full of shit and have not an iota of a clue about what’s going on!!!

    just stuff your face with some untainted pacific salmon

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  13. TR

    What did Bernanke win, a secret decoder ring from a cereal box? How many times has this pattern played out: a quick pop in the market on Bernanke jawboning only to go right back to the starting point within a day or so? If the Grand Poobah of Finance is so very wizardly, why isn’t the DXY dropping like a dead fly? (no pun intended)

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  14. Le Fly

    You will all pay for your sins. And i dont eat no low end salmon

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    • ecchymosis

      Your neighbor Steve gets you the good Novi Lox??

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    • Heaterman

      Just had some king salmon off the grill with tarragon, butter, Malabar Black pepper and a dash of Tabasco. Add new red potatoes from the garden and fresh Italian cheese bread and Oooo La La!!! Chased with a Linenkugels Honey Wheat ale……….or three?…..maybe………anyhow…………………The salmon…….it was swimming in Lake Michigan this morning. Definitely as high end as one can get. Eat your hearts out you food pikers. 🙂

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  15. Carsony

    I was long yesterday and adding at the hype the world is ending. I got a call from someone I respect and he said stay out of the market. I’m just glad I didn’t panic. He may be right in some regards. The fly, thanks for showing us the ropes.

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  16. Purdy

    SPX will make HOD at 1069 by 9:45 est on Monday and then we resume down. TBT will still be OK as it is moving for more reasons than the mkt pop. This is my WAG.

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  17. slim

    Shorts getting hit with an ice cream truck, just like your video. Damn that was funny. Enjoy your last weekend in SD.

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  18. london

    Speaking of shorts and ice cream trucks, check out erstwhile buddy ATPG and its intergalactic short position. More like shorts and VLCCs.

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    • flyaway18

      Are you long on this rally today London?
      You’ve been in bear-camp mode so I was just curious.

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  19. Morass

    I’m eating day old whole grain pasta with a glass of luke warm water.

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    • Heaterman

      I have some leftovers I would gladly share with such an unfortunate soul as yourself. Life is too short.

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