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BREAKING: Sneak Footage of Goldman’s CEO on Trading Floor

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22 comments

  1. Le Fly

    Those are all the forner ceo’s on the side too

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  2. nickfenton

    And here’s what follows, courtesy of the Goldman Robots –> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dadPWhEhVk

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  3. ecchymosis

    Was he buying or selling?

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  4. YaBollox

    So Goddam Sacks is the powerful evil genius?

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  5. AMG

    He’s selling SGG.

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  6. Speak Your Mind

    BP has been green today…..and Anadarko. It is a confluence of Greece, oil spill, Goldman Sachs, and a terrorist thrown in for more worry.

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  7. Anton Cigur

    Hahaha. Ha.

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    • Braveflaps

      Indeud.

      How do you see all this from the port side of your friend’s G5?

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  8. Po Pimp

    All this Greece shit reminds me of a particular scene in season 2 of “The Wire” (greatest TV show ever, BTW)

    Paraphrased:

    Jimmy McNulty: You know, you got to give it to the Greeks. They are an ingenious people. They invented civilization.

    Bunk Moreland: Yeah, and ass fuckin’

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    • DMG

      Dr. Ben Sobel: Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother.
      Boss Paul Vitti: Fuckin’ Greeks.

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  9. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    Well fark, it doesn’t look like i’m going to get my points today. This is bullshit.

    Those points are mine.

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  10. TheArtist

    Henry’s pound the table on Overstock is up 19% today and up 100% since he pounded the table on it.

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  11. Speak Your Mind

    Yes, Greece was real big ….3000 years ago. Today, they retire at 55 and want their pensions protected by Euro suckers……I think this was the plan all along….the Greeks screw the rest of the Euros.

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  12. Prospectus

    Too many people have blamed Zeus for the market turmoil. Everyone knows that this market has been castrated by Uranus: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uranus_%28mythology%29

    “Uranus imprisoned Gaia’s youngest children in Tartarus, deep within Earth, where they caused pain to Gaia. She shaped a great flint-bladed sickle and asked her sons to castrate Uranus. Only Cronus, youngest and most ambitious of the Titans, was willing: he ambushed his father and castrated him, casting the severed testicles into the sea.

    For this fearful deed, Uranus called his sons Titanes Theoi, or “Straining Gods.”[4]

    From the blood which spilled from Uranus onto the Earth came forth the Gigantes; the three avenging Furies, the Erinyes; the Meliae; the ash-tree nymphs; and, according to some, the Telchines.

    From the genitals in the sea came forth Aphrodite.”

    And now it all makes sense. You have to bleed from Uranus to unleash the avenging furies, i.e. you have to have a correction to bring about the destruction of the bearshitters. And girls are created from balls in the salty ocean, causing balls to forever wish to return to them.

    The grande (sic) unifying theory of the cosmos and the markets.

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  13. Heaterman

    This is what I was talking about. The kids have found out the candy store is closed and there will be no more.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100504/bs_afp/greecefinanceeconomy_20100504184517

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  14. Fly Leech

    Buy FTK?

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  15. Sam

    “Hugh Hendry” aka TLT goes parabolic. Right idea, but you bailed too soon, senor.

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  16. mrkcbill

    Clearly they are just managing their risk.

    Buffet yesterday was classic responding to Goldman….
    He pretty much guaranteed the World is going to print money
    Black Swan my ass …I’ve seen about 5 black swans in the last
    10 years.
    Lets see how “The World” likes going back to dial-up from
    broadband. Support your Community Banks!!!

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    • Heaterman

      Nice analogy but I think a closer one would be broadband back to a weekly newspaper. Call me a patient bear.

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  17. Carsony

    You thought the fly looked stupid on vxx…not

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  18. Jakegint

    LOL. Hendry looks a bit like Bricktop from Guy Ritchie’s classic gangstah flick Snatch on our cover page here.

    Doedn’t ‘ee Erroll?

    Aw-right, then…. throw ‘eem to dah peegs, Erroll!

    ___________

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