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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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My Bonds Are Longer Than Yours

Just so you know, I’ve decided to air one new Fly cartoon show per week. Like HBO, “The Fly” needs to adhere to strict schedules, in order to maintain internal discipline. So, if you are interested in part IV, tune in at 8:00pm, Sunday night.

After a mild/tepid dip, the asshole dip buyers have gobbled up the losses and turned the market green, not so different than Rapunzal turning her hair into gold. We have lift off in a number of CRE names, effectively bringing immediate losses to my fresh out the box [[SRS]] position. Like I said, one way or another, I will sell it tomorrow.

My little Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] is showing signs of life and [[CBD]] is dipping here. I might add to my [[CBD]] position here, or perhaps one or two points lower.

Finally, let it be no surprise to any of you that [[TLT]] is higher, yet again. Despite strange Chinese men harassing Senor Tropicana on Twitter, long bonds continue to hold its value, AND MORE. Nevertheless, as much as I like to make fun of everyone for hating on bonds, I can’t stay in this bullshit for too much longer. It’s turning my once exciting life into one of a moribund nature.

Top picks: TriQuint Semiconductor [[TQNT]] , Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]]

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21 comments

  1. Le Indie Rotary Phone
    Le Indie Rotary Phone

    First post!

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  2. Le Fly

    Rumplefuckelskin

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  3. Le Fly

    Get your 40

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  4. jg

    fig

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  5. BernieCornfeld

    Indeud Sir!

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  6. The_Real_Hmmm

    I’ve been finding this site fascinating as a counterpoint to the typical US-based news about China: http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/business/index.html. It’s like pushing the bullshit zero GDP per capita Chinaman out of the way, looking up the asshole of a cow, and seeing an American laughing and throwing McTreasuries down its throat.

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  7. The Sax

    Rumpelstiltskin?

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  8. Aristotle

    “I can’t stay in this bullshit for too much longer. It’s turning my once exciting life into one of a moribund nature.”

    and your pecker will fall off!

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  9. Salty Nuts

    Go TLT!

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  10. chessnwine

    As long as you can fill the void left by no more “Deadwood,” that would be grand.

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    • mrkcbill

      Deadwood movie 4 hour epic with intermission….could be a big gross. Maybe make it 3-D
      Come on Hollywood what are you waiting for?

      YHOO! Come on sweetheart!!!

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  11. Dirk Diggler

    FTR BTFO

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  12. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    I dumped all my short positions at the lows today. I had a string of luck recently in the commodities arena, with much winnage on CL intraday. With my accounts at all new highs, i decided these short positions were destined to ruin me or at least send me back to the AAAs.

    I will see if there is any “sell on the news” action and maybe short again if there is.

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    • TA

      Try not picking tops and riding the trend, it’s a lot more profitable.

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      • xxxHuggieBearxxx
        xxxHuggieBearxxx

        Yeah, i hear you. Waiting for a pullback to buy in.

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  13. Jack

    Losing faith.

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  14. tgarfield

    Since you don’t like stock advice maybe videos. Check Kenny VS. Spenny a CDN show.

    http://www.veoh.com/collection/kennyvspenny12342/watch/v6237986SfJgWT4y#watch%3Dv16106913hwx2k4E

    There are much better episodes.

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  15. Dirk Diggler

    Bot SRS @ $5.33. I am betting this thing goes 5x soon. Trust me.

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  16. Braveflaps

    Are you sure the dudes twittering you are Chinese?

    Because…

    You know…

    …I’d better get back to my set.

    My very, very, very DRY set.

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  17. howie2092

    Does this mean I have bond envy? sigh, The Fly wins again.

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