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Attention World: We Need More Money

Let this be a warning to you euro/asia-trash GQ type: America is going to rob you stupid, through various means—whether it be through war, famine or some sort of fucked up hybrid aids flu virus. Moreover, we look forward to exploiting the cheap labor pools in South East Asia, or the North for that matter. Drug traffickers are more than welcome to flood our streets with heroin, providing it keeps the proletariat docile.

Through unchecked greed and outright carelessness, we got ourselves into a pickle jar—one year ago today. Since then, we have borrowed more money than the world has ever seen, just to keep the party going a little longer—just to placate the present power structure. Fuck the future.

Some people say America will pay dearly for borrowing so much money and for not producing anything. To those people, I implore you, take a look at our Navy and Airforce. It will take China 100 years to match our current forces. By then, our hooks will be so deep into our enemies necks; they will have no choice but to obey us.

So, laugh at us all you want for making fucked up cars and bullshit blenders; we own you—despite making nothing.

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43 comments

  1. Horsetradin

    fii
    (Fly is insomniac)

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  2. Mr. Leonard Dysktra

    On another subject. Fly, the Bernie Madoff Long Island property will have its contents auctioned and one item is a large wooden goat. You must have that item and put a little brass plaque on it about Bernie.

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  3. StarscreamPowerPlay
    StarscreamPowerPlay

    A very deflationist take. I would sooner take a crap while on a conference call and publicize the results before i’d beleive in a dollar collapse.

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  4. AssHat

    Quite ruining IBC with these worthless fucking broker ad buttons you dummy. They will do nothing in terms of revenue generation. Perhaps you should save your money and buy more FlowTek.

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  5. HenryFool

    This may come as shock to many of you, but I’m no aristocrat! Like Senor Tropicana however, I do know a thing or two about Greed, Fear, and it’s hermaphrodite cousin Risk.

    So look out you greedy euro/asia-trash GQ fucks!!…… Wait that sounds familiar.. hmmm… Oh well. Listen up. Parties over and I’ll be escorting you out the door!!

    DVAX to ensure against your white mans plague!

    Do I need to make sense to post?

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  6. CRONKITE

    China is 7-8 years behind us militarily speaking. But I get your drift son.

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  7. PoorOkie

    Does anyone think this is a good place to get back into GLW? Is it still relevant?

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  8. heaterman

    Do I detect a note of fatalistic sarcasm in Senor Tropicana’s tone?

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  9. IShortYouNot

    What’s the lowest rating the PPT has hit?

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  10. Generational BOTTOM Picker
    Generational BOTTOM Picker

    It is very curious why the USA likes military adventurism in drug-producing countries such as Colombia and Afghanistan. At least we helped the latter achieve record high opium poppy production last year. Thank YEW Generals McChrystal, Petraeus and Rodriguez.

    You are doing a good job of keeping American druggies happy and our politicians rich.

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  11. Frank

    How do you implement the NWO in plain view, and get away with it because you’ve brainwashed a nation of pseudo-intellectuals that Truth is always a conspiracy theory? Well, here’s the detailed plan —

    http://www.green-agenda.com/agenda21.html

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  12. j

    ISM over 50 means expansion folks. That’s what it means. Enjoy.

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  13. Yogi & Boo Boo

    I smell dead bears… It would have been nice if we corrected a little bit more. I guess we must trade the markets we have. Oh well.

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  14. kouchuu

    Thanks captn obvious! You realize that anything under 52 would have triggered the ragnarok of selloffs, right?

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  15. mustard seeds

    kouchoo,

    Might have but it didn’t…trade what market you have. Yogi and Boo, thanks for the advice the other day.

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  16. sergei

    Capitalists don’t care about tomorrow, as long as they are making money TODAY. FUCK the future. They don’t care that their kids will have to pay for today’s tax cuts for the rich.

    Lenin hit the nail on the head when he said that a capitalist will sell you a rope, knowing that you will use the rope to hang him. Only thing that matters is making money TODAY.

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    • j

      Sergi;

      If Lenin was such a sage then you really need to explain why he along with his other buddies had to wipe out 40 million Russians, you fuck knuckle. You know, like he said.. You have to break an egg to get to get an omelette… right?

      While you’re there you might want to explain why that dump (the Soviet Union) broke into useless pieces 18 years ago and had a GDP the size of Holland at that time…

      You may also want to explain why the only things the world wants from that shit hole are hookers and oil/gas.

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      • sergei

        Lenin was 100% correct on capitalism. Look at the past year, as banks made loans at 30:1 leverage to people they KNEW would not be able to repay those loans in the future. Why? They didn’t care because they were making money today, and more precisely, executives were making HUGE bonuses as the companies were burning. Sounds EXACTLY like what Lenin said.

        You even agree with me that Lenin was 100% right on capitalism, because you immediately changed the subject.

        I did not say anything else about Lenin. He was a monster. Why did Soviets collapse? Probably because they did not know they can just print money to pay for everything, like the U.S. If you call U.S. printing/borrowing money to pay for EVERYTHING as winning, then U.S. definitely won the cold war.

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        • j

          What you’re describing is not capitalism in lots of ways. The US had a fucktard for a prez, getting the country into two expensive wars and had several years of ultra low interest rates. These are not the fault of capitalism, you moron. In every area that went haywire in the US you can see the dopey hand of government fucking things up.

          Lenin wasn’t right about capitalism. Not only was he a murdering piece of shit he was also a dumb fuck too.

          There have been periodic bouts of instability in capitalism called recessions that owe more to the business cycle caused by unstable management of monetary policy. However capitalist country’s pick themselves up from the floor and off they go again.

          Free market capitalism works. Shit headed socialism doesn’t and always, always ends up being murderous killing people on an industrial scale.

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          • Juice

            As an added bonus to J’s points:
            He can talk about the government making mistakes and – gasp – NOT be thrown into a dungeon!

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  17. Yogi & Boo Boo

    gesundheit! I enjoy typing: “I smell dead bears” . What’s wrong with that? I’m planning a special series in the PeeGee where I post “I smell dead bears” every day for the month of September. Each post will include a different picture of a bear. Some with pic-ki-nic baskets, some without. I hope you enjoy it.

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  18. j

    Knight Watchman.

    The snare drum you hear in the background is the musical prelude to a big shift in currencies. If, as I anticipate, the EUR/USD starts to tumble (while, naturally, the dollar soars), we’ll have everything we need for equities to start falling to pieces.

    Ah no Tim, it may not work the way you think it will. The dollar “strength” you thought you saw in the past was actually made up of two things, you dummy.

    Euro/Yen weakness was brought about by a stronger Yen as a result of global liquidity repatriation on a massive scale highlighted by Japanese taking a lot of their money home. There was also the peculiar event of a dollar shortage in Europe primarily caused by a crisis in Eastern Europe where a lot of the financing was one in US dollars and there were claims on those liabilities by European banks.

    The other thing was that there really wasn’t dollar strength but it appeared to be as a result of the Yen strength and Euro weakness in that cross.

    Dollar strength next time around may not be a sign of equity weakness if global liquidity stays the same. In fact it’s actually not common to see US dollar strength /equity weakness and US dollar weakness/ equity strength as historically the reverse has most often been true.

    So we may actually begin to see demand for US assets etc. and portfolio shifts to the US that would mean a rising Dollar and rising equity markets.

    The key marker to this is to watch the Yen and also the Australian Dollar to determine if liquidity is being withdrawn, added or removed.

    Poor Tim, he really doesn’t seem to understand that market dynamics are an art form and to understand markets you really have to dynamics.

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  19. mustard seeds

    Oh well, off to be a capitalist….its all cash flow you know, velocity of money, today a bunch will fly out of my pockets to an excavator and crane company……just keeping the wheels of the FUCK YOU WORLD American economy greased!

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  20. kouchuu

    Elevator going down?

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  21. HenryFool

    CFSG

    Think Fire now think SAFETY now think Chinese burrito pullback.

    TGT #1 $18

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  22. MOOBER

    You are talking your book, Fly.

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  23. TheArtist

    Henry, do you still have CSIQ? if so what is your plan for solar and this particular pick? any thoughts on ESLR?

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  24. punyandy

    Fuck AIG on a break below $39.

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  25. Mr. Cain Thaler

    I bought CAT this morning at just under an average $45.60 per share. I’ll admit I got suckered into the morning run, thinking we were near an inflection. Either way, I’d gamble we start going back up within a day or two.

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  26. JakeGint

    Another reason to hate the commies in the Federal and (NY) State gummint:

    They want to kill the Flamingo Kid, the bastids!

    Good thing Chuck the Schmuck’s mama has a (free?) cabana down at the Silver Gull, Fly, or that place would be comminist toast, tomorrow.

    ___________________

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  27. j

    wow. Paul Tudor Jones speaks and the world listens.

    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=auGWGWlnohNo

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