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Respectfully, I Spit On You

You stick to your ideologies, while I rake in coin. A lot of you are hell bent on seeing some perverted version of world destruction, not to be confused with a clean version; and as a result, your house is in foreclosure due to pornographic stock market losses.

You bet against “The Fly,” and now you are homeless.

See folks, I hate the government just like the next guy. Nothing would warm my heart more than to see the White House going through a foreclosure proceeding. However, that shit is not going to happen, so why should I pine for it?

Once again, buying the [[ENTR]] dip proved to be chockful. Going with that theme, I hereby declare Ciena Corporation [[CIEN]] a dip buying opportunity.

Into the bell, “The Fly” will eat grandiose servings of mutton and drink from monstrous sized carafe’s, filled with sweet ambrosia.

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21 comments

  1. Juiceyfruit

    what a snooze fest today … someone wake me up when its over

    outta here for a bit

    love the ‘white house foreclosure’ bit …

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  2. j

    Juice:

    It is a pretty important day actually. The indices are holding and the folks that have missed out are going home this weekend and thinking about what to do next week.

    the economy looks like pulling out of this and they have their money parked someplace earning zero, or they’re fund managers wondering what to do next.

    It’s important because the market is basically finishing up flatish after two pretty decent days

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    • Juiceyfruit

      good points, J .. however intra-day action is stagnant … probably picks up a bit towards the close

      off to the beach to harpoon the obscenely obese .. wish me luck!

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      • j

        off to the beach to harpoon the obscenely obese .. wish me luck!

        Whaling? lol

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  3. The_Real_Hmmmm

    PALM is ready for big dick gains right now. Just make sure nobody is looking.

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  4. TA

    Here I have been 100% long for 4 or 5 months now and I’m still getting spit on.
    At least I have my big dicked gains to protect me from being slapped with a baguette.

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  5. ZenProfit

    Who needs programmers?

    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/17/opinion/17osinski.html

    Michael Osinski, a former computer programmer, is an oyster farmer.

    The American Dream fulfilled.

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  6. OO

    Here we go fuckfaces.

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  7. j

    I’m going to say the unthinkable and I really hate charts although I look at them because everyone else does.

    If you draw a line from 1999 you would find that the best fit is 11,000 on the Dow. Draw it horizontally across.

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  8. Cash-N-Guns

    how scared are shorts heading into this close…certainly possible they will shate their pantanlones

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  9. Ultforeign

    Allez ‘Le Fly’, On va leur faire manger des baguettes !!!

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  10. Yogi & Boo Boo

    ObamaCare – FAIL… Howard Dean’s quote on CNBC (paraphrased) “it’s not about the uninsured it’s about ‘choice’ [public vs. private insurance]”.

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  11. Woodshedder

    How can public compete with private when the public is both the regulator, the tax collector, and the service provider? Does that sound like a fair fight?

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  12. mrsbuttons

    Who is poor fly railing against? Last I checked we are all long the market…while I don’t hold the same stocks he has, in that he trades more often and in much bigger positions that would not make sense for me (that and some are just too speculative for me) I have been long since january and doing quite nicely – avoiding the dreaded etf’s and merely swing trading around a core portfolio.
    I also find that when I park my ego at the door and make the market less of a competition and more of a boring way to make a living, I do a lot better. I like boring. I hate excitement. It has no place when it comes to building wealth over time.

    This site is great because of the minds that come here to think and talk…it’s stellar and I thank fly for giving it a “face”… – has anyone ever met him?

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    • The Fly

      maybe you should read the site on down days you button woman

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      • JakeGint

        Rofl… “you button woman.”

        ________

        Holy shit I think I just wet myself. I am rendered incontinent ovah heah.

        _______

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    • ZenProfit

      I thank fly for giving it a “face”… – has anyone ever met him?

      Only Mrs. Fly and SteveTheNeighbor know The Fly’s real identity.

      The last quote to arrange a face-to-face meeting with The Fly was $10,000 in small untraceable bills, but there were no takers.

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      • DMG

        I suspect many(?) more know the true identity of ‘Le Fly’ but are not asshole-ish enough to not respect his wish of anonymity.

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        • Woodshedder

          They fly is a rogue GS algorithm originally loosed to derail Cramer’s Action Alerts.

          The algo eventually evolved, morphed with speech recognition and bio-metrics software.

          Hence, Fly is simply the brain of GS, speaking directly to you as if it he is the mouthpiece of God himself, and is therefore unable to be exposed.

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  13. JakeGint

    See folks, I hate the government just like the next guy. Nothing would warm my heart more than to see the White House going through a foreclosure proceeding. However, that shit is not going to happen, so why should I pine for it?

    Yeah, tonnes (sic) of guys I know who “hate the government” voted for the farthest left Senator in our history to be our next POTUS.

    Tonnes.

    (sic).

    _________

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