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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Get Your Coke Ready

The market is about to knock your fucking head clean from your shoulders. As an aside, scoot on over to Uncle Fucker’s blog. Jake has taken it upon himself to fuck with my writing dominance, here on iBC, via an egregiously funny script.

To further my aside thinking, it’s AFRICA HOT in THE HOUSE OF FLY tonight, thanks in large part to my central cooling system breaking the fuck down, via an assholish/very untimely electrical short in the fan motor.

Back to the main subject. Here are the top ranked stocks, per sector, courtesy of The PPT.

Basic Materials

[[TCK]]

Consumer Goods

[[FUQI]]

Finanacials

[[GCA]]

Healthcare

[[LPNT]]

Industrial Goods

[[X]]

Services

[[ZLC]]

Tech

[[SWKS]]

Utilities

[[EGN]]

UPDATE: Rogers on the markets.

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68 comments

  1. The Fly

    LCD visibility expands into August

    http://www.digitimes.com/news/a20090604PD222.html

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  2. hammy

    i’m interested to see where Corning goes. hopefully today was an actual (start of a ) breakout.

    If it gets up to 18, i’ll renew my PPT subscription

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  3. The Fly

    Hammy

    Such idle threats are a great affront onto my person. Be careful, I may just start “firing” subscribers.

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  4. Hammy

    well i own some GLW; it’s more of a contest with myself.

    Whether my personal, yet written, musings interfere with your feelings is your own preoccupation.

    I’m going to get back on PPT with a 6 monther eventually. GLW to 18 just means sooner than later. I sincerely hope my comment did not get your panties in a bunch.

    Update: And plus, how could you fire a prior King of the Peanut Gallery? everyone knows it’s the KOPGs that practically keep this site running

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  5. The Fly

    As it so happens, “The Fly” is running around THE HOUSE OF FLY in the nude, due to the AFRICA HOT nature of his residence.

    With regards to your retort, it is of the nonsensical nature and is undeserving of a proper reply.

    A kinder, more gentler Fly may be found within the confines of The PPT, nowhere else.

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  6. j

    Fly:

    Surely you wouldn’t fire subscribers? What part of marketing 101 was that?

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  7. The Fly

    j:

    I like Hammy. I am just fucking with him.

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  8. Hammy

    I’d also be interested to see the number of reloads this site gets from visitors. Chart Addict’s comments, for example, almost acts like a chat room. This requires everyone to constantly reload the page, banking fractions of pennies for Fly each time. Today I probably made you a few bucks.

    It seems like the peak during the day is around 160 people at a time, but the page loads are probably, in my estimate, 10x for each unique visitor. Any scraps for my curiosity?

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  9. DPeezy

    If the ‘Hot Zone‘ ever taught me anything, it’s that:
    AFRICA + HOT = EBOLA.

    And all y’all were worried about swine flu.
    Run for your motherfucking lives!

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  10. j

    are you still running SPIL?

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  11. The Fly

    Hammy

    It just so happens, peak hours run much higher than that. CA gets a lot of auto-refresh, who are fucking running iBC’s servers through a meat grinder.

    The Ad revenue on iBC is almost negligible. Therefore, refreshes do very little to change my lifestyle.

    J

    Out of spil.

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  12. The Fly

    By the way, plucking CA out of the PG was a Godly move on my behalf. The kid is on fire.

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  13. Hammy

    does this mean we can be facebook friends?

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  14. DPeezy

    @hammy:
    You can always check out some basic stats by clicking the sitemeter icon at the bottom.

    Negligible income or not, iBC, in the last 12 months has more than doubled its readership and tripled total page views. Not bad at all, to say the least.

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  15. The Fly

    No.

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  16. The Fly

    iBC will double readership every year, until I die.

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  17. The Fly

    Woodshedder has done lost his mind
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWu-efNN8PM&feature=channel_page

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  18. Hammy

    that dude should get a tabbed blog on iBC

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  19. wabisabi

    j c lee was ‘recon’d’ from the p.g.? i missed that part, interesting, on many fronts.

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  20. The Fly

    As was Alpha.

    The PG is where I find my talent. Sort of an iBC minor league system.

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  21. wabisabi

    sincerely, no offense to alpha, but i find no redeeming virtue in posting your ‘position updates’ AFTER your ‘positions’ have appreciated 40%. honestly, what ‘edge’ does this provide to ‘followers’, just askin.

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  22. The Fly

    Not true.

    Alpha was killing it on PPT about a month ago. I am not sure if you were a sub then. He was the first out of all of us to get long the pennies. And, he made a killing.

    He has been 100% transparent about his positions. But, he does not post as much as CA or me, likely due to time constraints.

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  23. The Chart Addict

    Yes, I first started posting in the PG at the end of October under the ID “WeeklyTA” which is my “3rd-tier” blogspot name.

    http://www.ibankcoin.com/peanut_gallery/index.php/author/weeklyta/

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  24. wabisabi

    kewl enuf kids. cheers.

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  25. j

    Asian markets went ape-shit higher because the rumor is that China is going to report an astounding number in the monthly IP tomorrow.

    Just a rumor folks, just a rumor.

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  26. Yogi & Boo Boo

    US Futures doing very nicely.

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  27. The Chart Addict

    nvm

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  28. Henry Fool

    Hey I’ve banked egregious coin on the pennies for 8 weeks now!

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  29. T MOE

    There is no way that this rally is not setting up for a huge beat down. Too far too fast

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  30. PoorOkie

    You gotta watch the monitor crashing video to the end…maxing out the bullshit credit card to buy food and gold! Funny shit.

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  31. RpD

    Fly,

    You’re a pussy…I live down South and hardly run my A/C.

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  32. Fly_does_not_reside_in_NY
    Fly_does_not_reside_in_NY

    The weather has been downright cold here in the Northeast. I suspect that the Fly had to move out of the NY area a few months back due to cost of living.

    http://weather.yahoo.com/New-York-New-York-United-States/USNY0996/forecast.html

    Is that true Fly? It sounds like you are in the TN Area now.

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  33. j

    RdD:

    Do you notice people not avoiding being downwind?

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  34. TraderCaddy

    Pee Wee Herman is giving economic opinions on CNBC now.

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  35. Big Mike

    Fly,

    Go to Target or Walmart, get those window AC’s (less than 100 bucks) at least until you get that shit fixed.

    The worst thing is to have to sleep in a humid/sweaty night.

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  36. The Fly

    It’s cool in NY today. Plus anyway, it will be fixed shortly.

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  37. Ivana Trump

    Fly, You know there is always room at the Plaza for big beautifull bugs like you. I will gladly send a car over for you and your schwetty family. Call me sweetheart please dont live like a maggot.

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  38. Jed

    mrkcbill already has tickets to Myley Cyrus concert dates in October, but he is mildly upset that she broke up with her boy friend.

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  39. masterpain

    Now how in the fock can China”s stimulas be ripping when Vale lowers prices on iron ore by 40% . People see both sides,this doesnt make sense!!!

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  40. SteveTheNeighbor
    SteveTheNeighbor

    You can stay at our house tonight if you would like. However, you will not be able to prance around in the nude like you did last night. Steve, Jr. is still impressionable.

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  41. TraderCaddy

    Short SMH 22.19.
    For a quickie daytrade.

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  42. TraderCaddy

    Boy that was quick.
    Cover SMH 22.07.

    Post trade note: Too quick.

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  43. Jake or anyone else: Do you see long TBT as a good long-term play? Jake, I have read that your (maybe first?) target is $60. After that, though?

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  44. Henry Fool

    F it! All my money is in IMGN!!!

    well no all of it!

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  45. mrkcbill

    Jed, in airports and malls is very often confused for Stan Van Gundy

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  46. TraderCaddy

    Touche mrkcbill.
    Some say Van Gundy looks like porno man Ron Jeremy (not Fly’s IT guy Jeremy, I think).

    http://armchairgm.wikia.com/Stan_Van_Gundy_and_Ron_Jeremy

    Or even that Prince Al Ahweed guy advertising for Fly’s PPT (on the right).

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  47. 308

    Thank you Goldman, RIMM just keeps going up..

    -little except from Art Cashins commments this morn, not a prediction, just a reminder, take it for what it’s worth as it’s a whole new market out there anyway:

    “…This Place Looks Kind Of Familiar – As noted above, market volume and market movement have been rather small for days. In fact, it has been about six straight days of languid action. When was the last time we saw a string like this? Well, it was back in late April of 2008 just as the market was topping out for the year…”

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  48. Henry Fool

    Ok I just put the other half of my wealth into CNXT!

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  49. Henry Fool

    The other half of my whole minus the already two halves I’ve already invested is= X-(a)….
    Full: CROX GU ENTR DVAX GAIA EXEL MDVN

    CNXT & IMGN too large!!

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  50. kidstock

    Todays Rocket is ALU…

    long 350 of the June 2.5 calls for .19 cents basis.

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  51. Henry Fool

    That pullback was fun!!! I hope you bought something!

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  52. Henry Fool

    Hmmm Tonto!

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  53. ATML killing me today

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  54. masterpain

    Transports broke out this morning,giving a Dow Theory confirm, but immediately pulled back and went neg….not good

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  55. Henry Fool

    Tonto!! Where the fuck are you!!

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  56. asshole dip buyer
    asshole dip buyer

    I am in the process of changing my name to Intermediate Top Ticker

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  57. Mr. Cain Thaler

    The Russians seem to be setting us up for mass inflation.

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  58. Henry Fool

    Tonto, there you are, CROX was out taking you for a ride!!!

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  59. Henry Fool

    I told you fuckers a while back that CROX would go to $5.50

    This is how the story begins.

    Once upon a time there was a stock worth only three dollars and fifty cents. It’s symbol was CROX and they made shoes. The year was 2009 and although the summer chased my shadow I bent an ear to hear the tune.

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  60. FTKer

    FTK BTFO

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  61. EFF TEE KAY

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  62. not your mothers chainsaw
    not your mothers chainsaw

    Anyone else thinking its too late to get long and waiting for a downturn?

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  63. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Oil at 100 would be good for the consumer. I have said it before and will say it again, 4 dollar gas gets better mileage than 2 dollar gas. With the consumer having loads of cash flowing from their pockets they are just begging for a dramatic rise in gasoline prices so they can have better product. I am up 98% on my DXO position and will look to right size it a little here.

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  64. Henry Fool

    Oil @ 100 would be good for walkin shoes like CROX!!!
    SHORTSQUEEZE

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  65. Hammy

    i enjoy getting on IBC later in the morning, and finding that people rated every comment of the inane conversation that took place on this blog last night at 3 am

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  66. Henry Fool

    Some of the smartest dopes in the room forgot to cover CROX! They are pissed!!

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  67. Henry Fool

    I’ll say it one more time. They forgot to cover CROX.

    that’s funny!!

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  68. Henry Fool

    CROX is about to jump from 3.75 to 4.25

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