iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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What a fucking snoozer. Judging by today’s action, it looks as if Senor Tropicana will have to write in a loss. Don’t be concerned. “The Fly” shall return, with a full heart, in order to throw sand in the faces of all of you fucktards and internet cellar dwellers.

I am sure you can find great advice from one of the TIM’s, or better yet the other assholes who predict the death of your grandparents, by way of famine.

I guaranfuckingtee, the market is not done going up yet. Many of you losers are getting into this market short, on a 90 degree angle, will get spun around and raped by a pack of rogue robots.

I have lots of new ideas, which will be used to form my new investment approach. However, thus far, I find little motivation to share anything with the likes of you. You’re all a bunch of ashtray cleaning stock butlers, unable and unwilling to take what’s rightfully yours.

Upon the eyes of others, may you all fall down idle sinkholes and subsequently get swallowed whole by mythical fire breathing dragons. In the meantime, I’ll be on The PPT, where reason and honor is still readily abundant.

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36 comments

  1. srb

    be nice!

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  2. Woodshedder

    101010100100101101011010010010100101001
    100101101011001001011001010001010101100

    My lobot, made in China, say me rikey ninety deglee angluh.

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  3. retox

    PPT pick BEE rooking goooood

    “I’ll be on the PPT, where reason and honor is still readily abundant.”

    Correction: “reason, honor, and profit”

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  4. “However, for the most part, I am trying my best to steer clear of queers running around in purple underwears (that made no sense, but it fucking rhymed, so fuck off Ringo)”

    That’s egregiously funny…and it didn’t even fucking rhyme. you might want to reconsider your calling in life.

    All commodities are down significantly today. Is this a first sign that the reflation trade is over or just a trivial retrace. Time will tell but bears watching as it might be a sign of something more significant developing.

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  5. snapini

    It’s hot in the cave.

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  6. Wusshater

    Great American Wuss wrote:

    “I VOLUNTARILY risked my life every day for 4 years commanding a combat engineering unit so that idiots like wusshater and TX Slave Trader have the freedom to verbally attack me for posting a link to an article. Unprovoked, no less.

    Does anyone see the irony?”

    Were you in World War Two? The bullshit we have been engaged in since – Korea, Viet Nam,
    Gulf I, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan did NOTHING for our “freedoms” and EVERYTHING for the Military Industrial Complex, which wants Middle East and Far East wars and beaucoup wepons systems for the General’s Welfare.

    In fact with the fucked-up Homeland Security system put in by Bush-Cheney, we LOST many of our freedoms.

    BTW: I volunteered for SIX fuckin’ years in the Air Force.

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  7. asshole dip buyer
    asshole dip buyer

    I’ve decided to take the next 45 years off

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  8. wuss AND wusshater

    WHO CARES!

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  9. ““I VOLUNTARILY risked my life every day for 4 years commanding a combat engineering unit so that idiots like wusshater and TX Slave Trader have the freedom to verbally attack me for posting a link to an article. Unprovoked, no less.”

    FUCK OFF!, You lying sack of slime. Rep’s do not volunteer. They volunteer the white and black trailor trash kids to do the fighting for them so their unfounded fears can be somewhat repressed.

    unprovoked…NOT!, You were making subtle hints that your fuhrer Bush, kept the country safe when in fact he has ENBOLDENED terrorist recruiting from all corners of the world.

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  10. Big Mike

    I think we are just discounting Friday Employment numbers…hence the muted reaction on the actual news when it will get released.

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  11. RealPatriot

    Im with you Wusshater

    You think serving your country gives you the right to flagrantly disregard all of the rights and freedoms we as Americans cherish under the guise of “protecting” us from this impending attack you keep prophesying will occur?

    I have news for you asshole. We are going to get attacked no matter what we do. We are the top dogs, and everyone always wants a piece of the guy on top, especially when he throws his might around everywhere.

    Some of us would rather we not discard the principles on which this country was founded, the very things that make this country great in the process of securing it from those who wish to do us harm.

    So fuck you for the flagrant disrespect yuou have shown to the bill of rights and the other sacrosanct documents created by our founding fathers

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  12. The Fly

    Fuck the world. How’s that?

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  13. Big Mike

    The hell are all these worthless comments?

    Time for ban?

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  14. DEVILDOG

    What are flies attracted to? BULLSHIT & COW TURDS like green shoots and V recovery. What a bunch of fucking morons fly and his cheerleaders j and jake are. Do you two wear krudlow pink silk panties under your cheerleading skirts? MOOOOOOOOOYAHHAHAHAHAHA.

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  15. The Fly

    V SHAPE MOTHERFUCKER. IN YOUR FACIA.

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  16. DMG

    On how NOT to make yourself look stupid:

    If you are going to capitalize every letter of a word you want to emphasize, please spell it correctly.

    ** EMBOLDENED

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  17. TheArtist

    I’m telling your wankers, the option ARM stated income mortgages handed out across the countryside like government cheese are just now resetting.

    beware of these in the upcoming months and throughtout the year and into next. The Fed doesn’t have enough dirt to fill this sink hole up….. it is too deep.

    there will be bank carnage from this stupidity.

    It has nothing to do with todays minor little retrace, this will be news forthcoming in the late summer and fall.

    I’m back to doing important shit.

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  18. chivasontherocks
    chivasontherocks

    hey spanky, easy on the cursing.

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  19. Coin Banker

    Fuck Real Patriot and Wusshater. How about that?

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  20. JakeGint

    Many of you losers are getting into this market short, on a 90 degree angle, will get spun around and raped by a pack of rogue robots.

    Woodshedder 9000’s with “Kung-Fu Grip?”

    ___________

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  21. DMG makes himself stupid
    DMG makes himself stupid

    On how to make yourself stupid. Find spelling mistakes and point them out. Your life really that meaningless? Of course it is! Dipshit.

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  22. TraderCaddy

    As Obama has said that the USA is a large Muslim country I went to my bank and demanded an interest free loan under Sharia law.
    The reply was not pretty.
    So I will be contacting the Justice Department and demand my right to an interest free loan.

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  23. Mr. Cain Thaler
    Mr. Cain Thaler

    Thank you DMG for pointing out incompetency at its finest. I regret I wasn’t the first to the punch.

    Really gentlemen, though, if you want to argue politics, please lock yourselves up on FreeDemocracy.com or FreeRepublic.com, where the rest of our country’s vermin reside.

    This site is beyond your petty bickering.

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  24. Woodshedder

    For anyone wanting to see what tax dollars at work look like, note the last 10 minutes on the indices.

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  25. Fabain

    All the best to you too Senior Unbrella in a Fruity Drink.
    Always but always remember…I am rooting for you, even when it appears to those of small minds and lesser physical endowment…I am not

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  26. Mushroomz

    Bears at the close today:
    http://tinyurl.com/rx9dn4

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  27. Screw rusty tap water

    http://www.treehugger.com/files/2009/05/pee-to-water-converter-is-neat-and-kinda-gross.php?dcitc=TH_rotator

    on second thought, don’t think I could do this..

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  28. n00b

    buy MSFT and watch your account grow

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  29. Coin Machine

    Thanks for the ERX play FLY! Up up and away…

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  30. StocksRider

    Woodshedder said “For anyone wanting to see what tax dollars at work look like, note the last 10 minutes on the indices.”

    Maybe it was just the day traders covering their shorts at the end of the day after SPX got close to 920 support level?

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  31. Woodshedder

    Stocks, how many day traders do you know that trade 10K blocks of SPY?

    How many institutional traders do you know will hit the ask hard enough to gap the SPX, after having several hours in which they could have purchased the shares for a lower price?

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  32. dave

    Daytraders my ass. This is unabashed manipulation. Big money, via your tax dollars, is propping up the market. Surely by now they are scaling out as dumb money follows the breadcrumbs like a bum chases a dollar blowing down the street.

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  33. StocksRider

    Woodshedder
    forgive my ignorance – I may have gathered somewhere that it is possible to have blocks of trade in the form of small retail trades aggregated by clearing houses and electronic trading platforms. No?

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  34. Danny

    stocksrider – why would that happen? smaller blocks are more liquid.

    it doesn’t matter if it was Obama, or HF XYZ. Markets dont move ten points in 10 mins except for when a big-balled sob smashes the ask with his whole fist.

    In the end, unless you’re trading it, it’s just noise. Not to mention that the phenomenon of the PPT is practically a quaint notion, as in, most likely it exists. How active they are and they reimbursed for losses are the salient qs.

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  35. StocksRider

    Danny all good points. To play the devil’s advocate – the day trading in the past few months seem to have significantly increased including the activities by triple levered ETFs as compared to 2008. So normally what would have been considered as a big move may not be so when lot of these traders move in unison to cover their shorts. We got close to 920 (922). Lot of traders knew that 920 was a next support area and most of them are getting more and more averse to keep anything open overnight.

    So when you put all these together, can’t you get a big 10 pt move in 10 mts? Granted there is some program trading activity also going on but I don’t know how much of that could be attributed to PPT explicitly given that those same programs are bouncing off similar support levels as the smart day traders.

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  36. Woodshedder

    Stocks, most estimates I’ve seen have the big ass banks and brokerages, funds, and hedgies constituting 80%+ of daily volume.

    I’m wondering what evidence there is that daytrading has increased over the past few months?

    I’m not attributing anything to the PPT. I’m attributing it to large (formerly) investment banks who are playing with taxpayer funded bailout money.

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