You fucking bears are pathetic. Is that the best you could do, -.72% on the fucking Dow? Are you fucking kidding me? All jokes aside, I don’t want to hear a Goddamn thing about your bearish picks on iBC. Take that shit to the yahoo message boards, where you belong.
BAM, next thing you know, me and my green shoots, recklessly, are throwing mustard seed gas grenades at your general direction.
Do yourself a favor: cover all of your shorts and donate the proceeds to charity. Go help out kids with cancer. If not, I am just going to take your coin and buy new cars with it.
Into the bell, I am down around 4%, with a chestful of pride and hate built up, ready to bowl on you stupid bastards from here to Timbuktu.
Aside from that, I am in a rather pleasant mood today.
Be well.
Top pick: GLW
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FIG
Fig Newton.
Fly, would you mind telling us the car you bought?
Everyone wants to know.
None of your concern.
For those who want to know I saw a brand new PT Cruiser (yellow) sitting in Fly’s driveway the last few days.
Must have gotten a good deal as the plate has the name of a local dealer who will be closing.
But please Fly. You can take the sticker off the car now and stop driving around town with the plastic on the seats.
it’s nice having some cash from some wins thanks to the fly and my own homework. I was able to bank some coin on
pcu.
Fly is not taking the plastic off so he can try and return that PPT Cruiser if the market turns and the small caps die their very near death…
Note, Steve is “no bullshit” this time.
I actually got a shot of Fly scoping his new PT Cruiser on the dealership floor.
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This is actually what he bought. It was custom made by Fly Enterprises and flown in from it’s new factory in China….
http://capecodgreasefuelcollaborative.com/images/weird_fly_car%5B1%5D.jpg
Yes, Jake gave away the secret.
Fly has joined our convent. It’s the Holy Order of Small Cap Bullishness and we all wear Crox shoes.
But to tell you the truth we can do without his foul language and throwing of oatmeal at breakfast time.
Check out devildog’s new car
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-dui-fail.jpg
LOL.
Nice win there Uncle Goddess Blog.
I saw Fly getting out of [this car] yesterday.
you are all wrong. Fly invested in this time machine.
http://www.blog.speculist.com/archives/flying-car-new.jpg
Rally will soon be over. Fly will lose money playing with his small cap crap rolls
Don’t cover your shorts yet. I haven’t had enough time to accumulate as much as I can.
Fly, If you were up 9% two days ago than you are down more than 4% today.
Be that as it may, you are getting company on your bullish views.
http://theguruinvestor.com/2009/06/03/newsletter-with-best-3-decade-track-record-goes-all-in/
You work hard and I’ll admit smartly in advancing your notions of a bull market without end. Where do you get those pictures?
Too bad you’re wrong.
July target for OEX is 360.
Oh snap, I came home from work and thought I would be down a bit like Senior Tropicana. Then I looked at my 10,000 shares of AHD from riding Fly’s coattails. I ended up for the day overall, nice.
Homo Out
http://www.addictinggames.com/oiligarchy.html
Fly here is an OIL game complete with CEO’s and all.
The Big Boys are going to sell them stocks all the way down
With rally in between
Here we go again.
Why do some of you fucking gorillas accuse me of lying? This shit is ridiculous. I am about done helping you out with picks.
On my 9% day, both ftk and erx were up 10% and 14% respectively. I today, ftk was not down as much and I have a 27% cash position. On my 9% day I was fully invested.
Back to eating my burger.
How does the Citigroup conversion affect its valuation?
Nothing happened to its price in AH.
http://zerohedge.blogspot.com/2009/06/citi-seeking-authorization-to-increase.html
Bad day for Jackson, but TSO get’s a reprieve for now… Contemplating Mortality, ovah heah.
Now, with genuine Lawn Guyland Accent!
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Fly, I have a favor to ask. Steve,Jr. has a date Sat. night and he was wondering if he could borrow your new PT Cruiser for the date. He promises to keep the plastic coverings on the seat and wants to know if Fly,Jr.wants to double date.
One problem though. The Father of the girl Steve,Jr. will be asking out works for the Republican party in the area so it would be nice if you took off the Obama For President bumper sticker that you just pasted on the Cruiser.
Let’s Talk About It – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygk905hdAxo
I told a few days ago the U.S. dollar was going up this morning by 300 pips
fuckin whiners
Is there any better show than this “Most Daring ____” (fill in the blank)– this one about liquor store clerks beating the shit out of hapless robbers?
God bless the security cam.
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He bought my Volvo complete with dynamite pack, solar panels and custom gold spray paint finish.
I am all busy and shit out here on the “Left Coast” home of the hybrid and empty office buildings of long gone tech companies but I just took a look through the comments on this post and I can see that you idiots have not learned a fucking thing. Why do you continue to embarrass yourself an myself even. Let me provide you an example:
“redvetttes Says:
The Big Boys are going to sell them stocks all the way down
With rally in between”
Shit like the above belongs on Yahoo message boards. First off Corvettes are for old men who are bald and pray on 17 year olds from behind their computer while their wives are in the kitchen frying up an egregious calorie dinner. Second, what the fuck do you know about “Big Boys” other than they are fucking food “joints”, it doesn’t go down that way holmes? Fucking retarded and an example of asshattery of the n’th degree. Fuck you are an embarrassment, you’re banned.
Another example:
Milktrader Says:
You work hard and I’ll admit smartly in advancing your notions of a bull market without end. Where do you get those pictures? Ok very nice start, until…
Too bad you’re wrong.
July target for OEX is 360.”
Who’s fucking target? Yours? Fly has wiped the fucking floor with the shorts on this board and you are telling a man who is up 60+% for the year that he is wrong? What the fuck is wrong with your skeleton, christ. You fucking people are as smart as fucking rocks in my front yard. Just fucking stop now while you still have milk money. Yes you fuck juice, just stop making a fool of yourself.
Bottom line until we have 3 days of 10 points down on the ES I don’t want to hear another fucking dumbass remark. Look I would love to see a fucking debacle collapse like we had in October but for fucksake until we get it just shut your fucking jizz trap. Unbelieveable.
plentitoodes
I really do enjoy reading Fly’s blog and his commentary and his picks are helpful.
I hate to see some idiots make fun of FLY and his car.
Have some decency, people!
And you are wasting others’ time by posting stupid jokes.
Posting something meaningful or just shut up.
My car is better than theirs. Don’t worry.
I’m in favor as much as the next guy in making money based on the irrational behavior of crowds. How else would you make it?
And I too am experiencing the euphoria of this unprecedented bull market rally that’s occurring in the midst of the greatest Depression since the Great Depression. My pathetic long-only 401K (I call it mine because the US Treasury hasn’t seized it yet) has experienced gains in the neighborhood of 60%. Probably closer to 5%, but whatever.
OEX 360 is me talking my book. For those unfamiliar with the concept, it’s what traders do when they have a position that will benefit from a prediction coming true. It’s the only reason anyone would ever predict anything, really.
My position you ask? A deteriorating XEO 360 put calendar (JUL/AUG). Yes, currently under water, but just you wait. Would you go long or short volatility right now?
“Just fucking stop now while you still have milk money.”
Started good, but then …
“Yes you fuck juice,”
This is what people who know how to write call a mixed metaphor, and it sounds like nails on the chalkboard. BTW, my milk money is just fine, thank you.
Okay, now back to clipping coupons.