iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Happy Easter

May the satanic Easter Bunny from hades gnaw away at your pagan face, while chocolate covered hands scratch away at your eyes.

Aside from that, try not to choke on any errant/oversized jelly beans.

As an aside, the deadline for submitting your interest in joining the iBC family is drawing near. I shall not tell anyone when my kind offer will expire. Just know,  the window of opportunity of blogging fame/stardom is about to close, in a very rude/abrupt fashion. And when it does, you will wish on a stack of bibles, covered with brown gravy, that you had submitted your resume earlier.

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35 comments

  1. Anton Cigur

    Yeah, Happy Easter.

    And I hope the Angel of Death flew over my accountant’s house on Passover, too.

    Plus, Happy Kwanzaa.

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  2. crude_oil

    Happy Easter

    Jesus is God !

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  3. j-daddy

    Jellybeans and chocolate sure beat sacrificing sheep. Keep Jesus out of this pagan spring fertility festival.

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  4. Mushroomz

    LOLz wake up Ragin’ and Alpha u guyz r asleep lol. You got a bull market rally to lead!

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  5. Juice

    On this glorious easter sunday, for all yee FAS/FAZ lovers of triple etf death or heaven, as the case may be … and particularly for that paper trading, lemming killer on some other blog, with endless paper $$$ to continually add to losing positions, bankrupting in real life, his suicidal followers …

    http://twitpic.com/374wa

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  6. Juice

    FAZ has found a new homeland

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  7. Ass Napkin Mike

    FLY

    No mention or “best wishes” for your Jewish friends and our holiday?

    Let me guess, you think Jews are assholes, right?

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  8. Teabagger

    Change is coming on April 15th … Watch & Notice what happens in the regular streets that day.

    Happy Easter
    Happy Passover

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  9. omfgitsjd

    Happy Easter. Try to recall childhood memories of a deep blue sky and the contentedness that came with it.

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  10. TraderCaddy

    Yes. Happy Easter to all.
    And to Steve The Neighbor and others Happy Passover.
    And to the Somali pirates watch out overhead (if Obama ever grows stones).

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  11. “Bunny from hades gnaw away at your pagan face, while chocolate covered hands scratch away at your eyes.”

    aww – fond childhood memories (I was born in Ohio).

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  12. omfgitsjd

    And to the pirates looting the treasury and demolishing the U.S. economy. Happy Easter. Enjoy it while you can.

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  13. ZMoose12

    May Easter bring everyone (including the pirates) happiness and good memories with their families!

    See ya’ll Monday!

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  14. Some Dude

    Great imagery Juice.

    @Assnapkin – Why you gotta get all fucking political / spiritual here. If you read what “FLY” wrote you’ll notice he’s not really wishing anyone a happy anything…

    “May the satanic Easter Bunny from hades gnaw away at your pagan face, while chocolate covered hands scratch away at your eyes.”

    Get a fucking clue and use that napkin to clean your “shit for brains”

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  15. Ass Napkin Mike

    Some dude,

    Ill pray for you.

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  16. bigmaggot

    Mike go watch the reader,,,some good holocaust porn

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  17. skvm bvkkit

    How much does it (the tabbed blogger spot) pay?

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  18. big maggot

    Checking the market, I note that as the market rises, volume drops off dramatically.

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  19. Maelstrom

    Dear Ass Napkin Mike..happy Passover..that said most Jews, Muslims ,Christians, Buddists, etc are indeed assholes..The majority of the fucking Human Race are assholes …Peace to all and good luck

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  20. what.the

    Fly you should get Upside Trader to post on here as he can write and does well in the market maybe go check out his blog today! and hey people Jakegint is just overusing too many big words every other sentence and it is starting to not be any fun reading his stuff

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  21. Junk Spread

    skvm bvkkit,

    Please note the following quote from FLy re: you question of compensation.

    “I pay my bloggers less than the ancient Roman minimum wage.”- Fly

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  22. The Chart Addict

    That is true. You should blog because you want to blog, not because you want to get paid.

    For most people, a blog is an online trading journal, so most people should already have one.

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  23. kidstock

    There’s no better blogger than yours truly….ill out trade all of you jokers while providing timely and original content. No offense

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  24. kidstock

    There’s no better blogger than yours truly….ill out trade all of you jokers while providing timely and original content.

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  25. kidstock

    Unfortunately I’m on vacation this week and won’t be making an official bid.

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  26. kidstock

    Lucky for you Pikers that I’m on a cruise spending my wins from F calls.

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  27. kidstock

    Lucky for you wannabe bloggers that I’m unable to compete because I’m offshore spending gains from F call trade. 5 bagger…

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  28. TraderCaddy

    Fly says: “I pay my bloggers less than the ancient Roman minimum wage.”

    Exactly how many bottles of olive oil, wine, and number of slaves would that be?
    And don’t forget inflation over the years.

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  29. Pimping at your mom's house
    Pimping at your mom's house

    bring us some trader who does quality, fundamental research on companies, i can only digest so much technical opinions a day. a fresh sense of humor and a holy ability to tear open opaque balance sheets and off balance sheet train wrecks is what i wan’t more of.

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  30. skvm bvkkit

    Hey C.A., That was a joke, son.

    Sure, I’d love to publish my daily research and trading log, for free, just for the benefit of a bunch of hosers to find fault with. Whatever, good luck with that!

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  31. The Chart Addict

    My response was directed to all the contestants.

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