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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Suck the Splendour

There are certain laws of physics and natural order that mustn’t be disrupted. Along with gravity and angular momentum, The Laws of “The Fly” are to be respected at all times.

Watching Warren Buffett carry water for Obama this morning, while disagreeing with pretty much all of his policies, was shameful of him.

SHAME ON THE HOUSE OF BUFFETT
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Then, there was that idiot, Erin Burnett, telling her audience that some stocks were up, since the previous lows of November. In other words, she is painting the pig with gold. It’s fucking ridiculous already, with these CNBC people. They are just lying and hurting, lying and hurting, while cashing their fucking checks at the bank.

Cha-ching.

One thing is for certain: the era of paying rich dividends is over. One of my sources of laughter always came from publicly traded companies attempting to fleece and/or jack up the share prices, via issuing fat dividends or by way of share buybacks.

Case in point: XOM. Without XOM criminally manipulating their share price, via a 15 bill share buyback, the stock would be in the $40’s. Either way, XOM is still going to trade $45. However, before it does, the assholes who run XOM, like other U.S. corporations, will burn through cash, needlessly, via buybacks, in an effort to “save the share price.”

Again, XOM only has $6 in cash.

Finally, despite all of you grave yard fuckers, circle jerking to the end of times, I like stocks here. Don’t fuck with me; I’m much smarter than you and your stupid friends, combined.

Into this rally, I like PCR, FWLT, TNA, CY, JRJC, JNPR and many others.

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45 comments

  1. T MOE

    Don’t be fooled by any bounce we have and fuck China. they are lying bastards

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  2. mrkcbill

    Jed, bought a fishing pole with a red bobber at the Wal-Mark this weekend.

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  3. Pete

    Rush Limbaugh
    Ann Coulter
    Sean Hannity
    All the conservative talk radio tools.
    Some 14 year old talking head for the republican party

    They are all economist now. They now understand how this country works lol. It must be amazing being republican. Knowing everything. Even at the age of 14! (Snark)

    LOL. I wonder which of those new economist run a multibillion company?

    I wonder what these asshats know that Warren Buffet doesnt know?

    Please. Ask the average person who knows more?

    Warren Buffet or Dumbass pundits?

    Warren Buffet hands down. Long Warren. America will see its best days ahead with President Obama leading the way. We will make our way out of this stronger then ever.

    Long America.
    Obama was the right choice. The best choice.

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  4. Ritchie

    My company “suspended” matching our 401K’s last week…suspending meaning in this case they will never match another penny,ever.

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  5. TX Slave Trader
    TX Slave Trader

    Don’t dis Burnett…..she’s off limits. Have your way with that dirty Italian skank, but please, leave Burnett alone.

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  6. T MOE

    Tell me Pete, what change has Obama brought to Washington? Wasn’t he preaching the end of earmarks? Over 9000 earmarks in the spending bill before congress right now.
    The only change is the slow movement to socialism and even Marxism. For the record I am registered Independent

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  7. Blow Up

    If we hold Fridays lows and we see volume in SPY. FAS looks like a great day trade off the low bounce. I am going into stealth mode. I can’t use up brain cells bullshitting on a blog. I need this time to set up several trades. When I come back my name will be changed to DEEPRUNNER.

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  8. Pete

    Earmarks create jobs. The local bridge is about to crumble down. Ok lets put some money to repairing it.

    Thats an earmark. Pork and Earmarks is the name of the game. Republicans and Democrats spend alot of time coming up with more earmarks that are necessary for this country to move forward.

    And yes SOCIALIZE medicine. Cause I cant afford that shit.

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  9. The Fly

    Cap and trade is a great idea, if you’re into raising electricity bills by 40%.

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  10. j_remington

    it was a mirage of a rally…

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  11. Wildcat

    Pete—your friend Obama is an empty suit. He reads from a teleprompter ans stumbles without it. His core beliefs will wreak havoc on this country and your pocketbook. You are one of many who fell for the hype and charm. God help us.

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  12. Big Mike

    Yo Fly,

    How come you dont talk shit on the PPT? You are all serious and shit…I find it quite boring if you ask me…

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  13. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Its time to buy EXC, they will bank off of this Cap n Trade bullshit. Personally its better to Cap fuckers in the hood and trade stocks.

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  14. The Fly

    Mike:

    Come to iBC to see me talk shit. On PPT I am serious, not too much different than Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde.

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  15. The Fly

    That was fun.

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  16. The Fly

    No penny stock pumping, asshole.

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  17. firewire_pl,

    anyone got any opinion on GDX, where they are going?

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  18. j

    I says, let the o’man destroy the fucking place like the leftists are doing in Australia at the moment. People voted them in so let them enjoy the trillions of dollars in debt and cap&trade that sends energy bills to the moon because global temps have gone up .65 degrees this century based on shoddy science.

    Let’m have it all.

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  19. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    So no pumping of C?

    By the way this rally is built on shit. Fuck this shit is getting ridiculous. When will this man learn to do the right thing.

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  20. Roark

    Yes, “electricity up 40%” could be an eventuality from a cap n trade program. However, this would jumpstart an alternative fuels (wind, solar, geothermal) market giving rise to dozens of new industries, while lowering carbon output into the environment.

    Getting off the Middle East oil tit and dooming petrodictators to the gallows would be a bonus.

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  21. Rally has been postponed till tomorrow

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  22. newbie

    Hey Fly,did someone forget to adjust the time in your comments section?

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  23. Carey

    Damn rally is so heavy, Cmon.

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  24. Dr. Incognito

    So we will get away from buying oil from the Middle East and into buying solar panels from China.

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  25. Low IQ Investor
    Low IQ Investor

    “Earmarks create jobs”

    AND HERE I THOUGHT I WAS A LOW IQ INVESTOR

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  26. 4fl3x

    About time Master Fly jumped on the JNPR wagon.

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  27. Windows 95 User
    Windows 95 User

    Fly,

    I am having the same problem also with my date and time???

    Any ideas on how to fix it?

    Btw, my computer was picked up at the dump 6 months ago.

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  28. T MOE

    Earmarks create fat politician pockets, nothing more. The corruption is huge. Congress is full of old fucking dumdass farts, who still live in ancient times. New blood is needed. Throw all of them out in the streets. They all are lying sacks of shit. When will the lefts learn that government is the problem and they caused all this shit.

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  29. AlphaLobo

    Not for nothing, but it would help my moral if some would comment on my posts in the peanut gallery.

    thx

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  30. T MOE

    Oh, great the Messiah is going to talk at 11:45. Time to get short the SPY

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  31. Radio Shack C-120 user
    Radio Shack C-120 user

    Your computer has a clock?

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  32. T MOE

    I love the talk of market bottoms by all of the pundits on CNBC. It is laughable how many of these dumbasses have been proven wrong. Market does not having meaningful turn until S&P 555 IMO

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  33. Jed

    mrkcbill…you have any idea how much that fishing rod and bobber will fetch when the shelves of the local supermarket are empty?

    Teach a man to fish…feed him for life.

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  34. Happy Gilmore

    “The price is wrong, bitch.”

    Analysts are still too optimistic about S&P earnings. While we may be nearer to a bottom in all this, we still have more pain ahead.

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  35. TheArtist

    Jed, for your new fishing ensemble, don’t forget to buy a bucket of fresh “red wigglers”.

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  36. hammy

    i’m so grateful to Fly for introducing me to this guy’s videos

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExxP6NyTp6I

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  37. T MOE

    For all of you fuckers who listened to me on the short gold trade ( in the short term) you’re welcome

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  38. T MOE

    Buffet is one of the biggest manipulators out there.

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  39. Ed

    i think the market has bottomed 🙂

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  40. TheArtist

    Warren Buffet will never see his own share price back to even (its high) in his lifetime. He right now is so upside down, only his predecessors will be able (if even then) to right the ship.

    So anything he says is piss in the wind as far as I’m concerned, he is old and has lost it. His time has come and gone, that’s just the fact, he now is in “a senior moment of denial”.

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  41. JACK WELSH

    If Warren Buffet is the number “one of the
    biggest manipulators out there” then who is
    number two …. sig sigma.

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  42. Rodney Dangerfield
    Rodney Dangerfield

    “T MOE Says:

    Oh, great the Charlie Brown’s Teacher is going to talk at 11:45. Time to get short the SPY”

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  43. warren

    ya’ll come down to ole warren’s $2.99 buffet, squeezed in between fdo and a big lot.

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  44. Prospectus

    Light a man a fire, you warm him for a night.

    Light a man ON fire, you warm him for the rest of his life.

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  45. Aris

    looks like there was a lot of covering in some banks this am. USB? nutso.

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