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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I already did. Didn’t you see me on the hidden camera?
I’m long as a motherfucker.
NEW BUBBLE
MARKET SHRUGS OFF BAD NEWS!
I say fuck that cockshit
Big Money Big Money, No Whammy No Whammy
Fly, if you think the towel heads in the Middle East & Russia will tolerate current oil prices you’re off your rocker. I’ve been banking coin off DIG the past week and today switched to DXO.
option expiration next Friday, we are in for another ride next week.
… or don’t make any bets at all. just pick a color. Green or red?
RC… it’s quadruple witching day next week!
Buy DIG or DUG???
Richard Shelby for Car Czar!
You are creating TOO MANY NEW SUBJECTS, Fly.
2 or 3 every 24 hours is enough.
The Zombie and this market are quite gay.
im going to bet against the chart addict.. thats easy money
This just in:
Deuces are wild!
All on black….err, green…
Speaking of gambling, right now DEVILDOG is hitting on a pair of queens.
Literally and figuratively.
Show me some red comeon baby!
Hard Eight please.
Dirk….your a fuckfag!
Fly post the Tan Man for a Rally!
I bet against Gio.
Richard Petty for car czar.
Alec Baldwin for Car Czar
Flat. Been long in and out of SMH and KRE about 12 times already today.
Carroll Shelby for Car Czar.
did you just hear Dodd just now about how he let slip that the hundreds of billions bailout for the financials was really just for AIG and Citi? hahaha, i knew it!
Richard Petty just bankrupted the racing team that bears his name… he’d be perfect!
Willie Nelson for Car Czar!
Eddie Haskell for Car Czar.
Anton —
I was waiting for someone to make the connection.
Excellent.
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Hank Stram and Don Shula for co-Car Czars.
Paul Peachin for Car Czar!
Barry Switzer for Car Czar!
Big time tug of war going on. Who wins?
I’m betting against myself
How soon before we see the 7000s again? Not long.
“mrkcbill Says: Dirk….your a fuckfag!”
Thanks, KC Bill. HA! Agreed.
I was out all day. Did I miss anything?
The Fly is God.
You know we’re ready for a turn when your Yahoo! Finance header page is full of these enchanting headlines.
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Tim Tebow for everything.
Ivan the Terrible for Tsar Czar!
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Last 30 minutes.
A run-up of 5,000 points is the only thing that makes sense today, obviously.
Or a complete meltdown back to the Dark Ages.
Heads or tails, friend-o?
Angela Merkle for Kar Kaiser.
(I’m on a roll.)
Only about 12 trading days left this year for the PM’s to salvage something.
Looks like performance anxiety may lift the market.
DEEETROIT news 3 days a week ….read all about it!!!!
New Paradigm indeed!
mrkcbill
Your response tells the whole story…you were just clown-raped. You should learn to deal with it…get counseling, asshole.
Dirk
Um, Bill? Performance anxiety doesn’t lift anything. So I’ve heard.
It’s only the English version of the Detroit papers that will be delivered three days a week.
The special Hezbollah Arabic version is still going strong 7 days a week.
Dirk,
Zombie is my friend my friend…that Fly is God stuff is fucking gold.
Every superstar has a tag….booyah…mega dittos…you get it.
Go ahead say it “Fly is God” its fun.
And your still a FuckFag!
Anton, that or we close exactly even on all indices…
mrkcbill..so you suck the Zombie’s dick…to each his own.
Bull,
Yes, the coin can always land on its side.
double green 00
Dirk, this shit is so uncalled for, man. Not cool. KC Bill is King of the PG. What have you contributed to God’s Site?
Exactly. Nada. Get cool or get lost.
KC Bill is King (sorry Elvis).
The Fly is God.
Why would anybody admit to fingering their own taint (and perhaps those of others) in a way not seen but every 25 years? A “Generational Bottom Picker”?
My arse gets itchy too, but ‘picking’ implies some caked-on, dried out shit (or maybe scabs… man, get that taint checked).
Folks who have too much hair around their ring-hole must have to pick out the dried-on bits I guess.
I hope you wash your hands after you’ve been picking bottoms; the US can’t rally unless the government is doing shit that would make Lenin proud – reaming the taxpayers of the future. We’re WAY past ‘moral hazard’ now; we’re in ‘goat fucking’ territory.
Next week – another visit from the Cancer Fairy: but I thought this week would suck rancid donkey balls and I was wrong.
Cheers
GT
I hear they’re going to pull down the statue of Abe Lincoln (who was a racist arsehole) and install one of Lenin, in keeping with the Glorious New Economic Paradigm… where folks get paid $50 mill a year to run companies that can’t make a dollar that isn’t raped off the taxpayer.
GM and F and Chrysler don’t need to sell cars now – they are getting your money anyway.
Cheerio
GT
GT’s Market Rant
GeoffreyT,
you suck, disgusting puke
We all suck, BP. We all suck putrid goat’s bile-ducts. It’s part of the human condition.
Y’know what’s REALLY disgusting? Not silly banter about having flakes of dried shit under your fingers… that’s childish, but it’s not disgusting.
What’s disgusting is that the American people have not risen up and slaughtered the parasitic vermin who use the wealth of the US to reduce other people’s children to scattered lumps of steaming flesh and gore.