iBankCoin
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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Casino Time!

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55 comments

  1. Bernie Madoff

    I already did. Didn’t you see me on the hidden camera?

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  2. Mushroomz

    I’m long as a motherfucker.

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  3. mrkcbill

    NEW BUBBLE

    MARKET SHRUGS OFF BAD NEWS!

    I say fuck that cockshit

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  4. Broker's Broker

    Big Money Big Money, No Whammy No Whammy

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  5. MadRussian

    Fly, if you think the towel heads in the Middle East & Russia will tolerate current oil prices you’re off your rocker. I’ve been banking coin off DIG the past week and today switched to DXO.

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  6. RC

    option expiration next Friday, we are in for another ride next week.

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  7. Gio

    … or don’t make any bets at all. just pick a color. Green or red?

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  8. Gio

    RC… it’s quadruple witching day next week!

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  9. crude_oil

    Buy DIG or DUG???

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  10. mrkcbill

    Richard Shelby for Car Czar!

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  11. Generational BOTTOM Picker
    Generational BOTTOM Picker

    You are creating TOO MANY NEW SUBJECTS, Fly.
    2 or 3 every 24 hours is enough.

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  12. Dirk

    The Zombie and this market are quite gay.

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  13. big snacks

    im going to bet against the chart addict.. thats easy money

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  14. Bull Maggot

    This just in:

    Deuces are wild!

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  15. ALLPROz

    All on black….err, green…

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  16. Small Fry

    Speaking of gambling, right now DEVILDOG is hitting on a pair of queens.

    Literally and figuratively.

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  17. charlie

    Show me some red comeon baby!

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  18. mrkcbill

    Hard Eight please.

    Dirk….your a fuckfag!

    Fly post the Tan Man for a Rally!

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  19. Gio

    I bet against Gio.

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  20. TraderCaddy

    Richard Petty for car czar.

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  21. mrkcbill

    Alec Baldwin for Car Czar

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  22. TraderCaddy

    Flat. Been long in and out of SMH and KRE about 12 times already today.

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  23. Anton Cigur

    Carroll Shelby for Car Czar.

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  24. so i herd you mudkips
    so i herd you mudkips

    did you just hear Dodd just now about how he let slip that the hundreds of billions bailout for the financials was really just for AIG and Citi? hahaha, i knew it!

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  25. Small Fry

    Richard Petty just bankrupted the racing team that bears his name… he’d be perfect!

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  26. mrkcbill

    Willie Nelson for Car Czar!

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  27. Ward and June Cleaver
    Ward and June Cleaver

    Eddie Haskell for Car Czar.

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  28. Jakegint

    Anton —

    I was waiting for someone to make the connection.

    Excellent.

    _______

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  29. TraderCaddy

    Hank Stram and Don Shula for co-Car Czars.

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  30. mrkcbill

    Paul Peachin for Car Czar!

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  31. mrkcbill

    Barry Switzer for Car Czar!

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  32. T MOE

    Big time tug of war going on. Who wins?

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  33. The Chart Addict

    I’m betting against myself

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  34. charlie

    How soon before we see the 7000s again? Not long.

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  35. The Zombie

    “mrkcbill Says: Dirk….your a fuckfag!”

    Thanks, KC Bill. HA! Agreed.

    I was out all day. Did I miss anything?

    The Fly is God.

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  36. Jakegint

    You know we’re ready for a turn when your Yahoo! Finance header page is full of these enchanting headlines.

    ________

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  37. TraderCaddy

    Tim Tebow for everything.

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  38. Jakegint

    Ivan the Terrible for Tsar Czar!

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  39. Anton Cigur

    Last 30 minutes.

    A run-up of 5,000 points is the only thing that makes sense today, obviously.

    Or a complete meltdown back to the Dark Ages.

    Heads or tails, friend-o?

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  40. Anton Cigur

    Angela Merkle for Kar Kaiser.

    (I’m on a roll.)

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  41. Bill Miller

    Only about 12 trading days left this year for the PM’s to salvage something.

    Looks like performance anxiety may lift the market.

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  42. mrkcbill

    DEEETROIT news 3 days a week ….read all about it!!!!

    New Paradigm indeed!

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  43. Dirk

    mrkcbill

    Your response tells the whole story…you were just clown-raped. You should learn to deal with it…get counseling, asshole.

    Dirk

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  44. Anton Cigur

    Um, Bill? Performance anxiety doesn’t lift anything. So I’ve heard.

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  45. TraderCaddy

    It’s only the English version of the Detroit papers that will be delivered three days a week.
    The special Hezbollah Arabic version is still going strong 7 days a week.

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  46. mrkcbill

    Dirk,

    Zombie is my friend my friend…that Fly is God stuff is fucking gold.

    Every superstar has a tag….booyah…mega dittos…you get it.

    Go ahead say it “Fly is God” its fun.

    And your still a FuckFag!

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  47. Bull Maggot

    Anton, that or we close exactly even on all indices…

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  48. Dirk

    mrkcbill..so you suck the Zombie’s dick…to each his own.

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  49. Anton Cigur

    Bull,

    Yes, the coin can always land on its side.

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  50. Bull Maggot

    double green 00

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  51. The Zombie

    Dirk, this shit is so uncalled for, man. Not cool. KC Bill is King of the PG. What have you contributed to God’s Site?
    Exactly. Nada. Get cool or get lost.

    KC Bill is King (sorry Elvis).

    The Fly is God.

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  52. GeoffreyT

    Why would anybody admit to fingering their own taint (and perhaps those of others) in a way not seen but every 25 years? A “Generational Bottom Picker”?

    My arse gets itchy too, but ‘picking’ implies some caked-on, dried out shit (or maybe scabs… man, get that taint checked).

    Folks who have too much hair around their ring-hole must have to pick out the dried-on bits I guess.

    I hope you wash your hands after you’ve been picking bottoms; the US can’t rally unless the government is doing shit that would make Lenin proud – reaming the taxpayers of the future. We’re WAY past ‘moral hazard’ now; we’re in ‘goat fucking’ territory.

    Next week – another visit from the Cancer Fairy: but I thought this week would suck rancid donkey balls and I was wrong.

    Cheers

    GT

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  53. GeoffreyT

    I hear they’re going to pull down the statue of Abe Lincoln (who was a racist arsehole) and install one of Lenin, in keeping with the Glorious New Economic Paradigm… where folks get paid $50 mill a year to run companies that can’t make a dollar that isn’t raped off the taxpayer.

    GM and F and Chrysler don’t need to sell cars now – they are getting your money anyway.

    Cheerio

    GT
    GT’s Market Rant

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  54. BP

    GeoffreyT,
    you suck, disgusting puke

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  55. GeoffreyT

    We all suck, BP. We all suck putrid goat’s bile-ducts. It’s part of the human condition.

    Y’know what’s REALLY disgusting? Not silly banter about having flakes of dried shit under your fingers… that’s childish, but it’s not disgusting.

    What’s disgusting is that the American people have not risen up and slaughtered the parasitic vermin who use the wealth of the US to reduce other people’s children to scattered lumps of steaming flesh and gore.

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