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Off to Eat a Bowl of Oatmeal

This can cause ridiculous volatility in the forex and equity markets, as you know.

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20 comments

  1. Jakes Wife

    Has anyone seen my husband ? He left home this morning swearing under his breath . All I could catch were the words ‘Skiffles’ No one at work has seen him either. Please can someone help me.

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  2. Merlin's Apprentice
    Merlin's Apprentice

    Merlin’s press conference is temporarily delayed.

    He all of a sudden had a craving for a bowl of oatmeal.

    Sorry for the delay and your inconvenience.

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  3. cover your SKF

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  4. TraderCaddy

    Jakes Wife- I saw him on the telly following Greg Norman around at the British Open. Something tells me he will be late for dinner.

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  5. Donny

    DUG up again … 4%! Fuck Ya!

    I feel sorry for you Crude permabulls, you’re so gawd-damn fat with profits, it’s impossible for you to recognize obvious overbought conditions.

    Crude below $100 before $150.

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  6. Woodshedder

    UTHR shitting down the throats of shorts.

    Yeah, I’m luvin’ it.

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  7. Gemini

    DUG first target 38. Rally on oil break looks like it may get to SPX 1280, then I think it will be time to short the general market hand over fist.

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  8. boca

    nice move on UTHR Shed.

    Interesting Bloomberg news story… investors are rioting in the streets and throwing stones at the stock exchange in Karachi Pakistan after losing all their money.
    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aVZ47MTtPsPY&refer=home

    Oy, our bear market doesn’t seem quite so bad in comparison.

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  9. alphadawgg

    Dear Mrs. JakeGint,

    I think I may have seen Jake trying to break into The Fly’s time machine this morning. My guess is that he was probably trying to reverse his “Skiffles” trade from earlier.

    If he is unsuccessful, be prepared for a grumpy husband tonight.

    May I suggest a cold TV dinner served with a repremand for his implusive foray into SKF?

    Alpha

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  10. StockTraderDaddy
    StockTraderDaddy

    I am getting the feeling that SKF could go much much lower here.

    I am in at $136.45 but get the feeling that we will see that level again.

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  11. Vince Lombardi

    If I had the stomach I would jump in and short the hell out of the bank stocks and buy skf hand over fist. This is a short cover rally during expiration week. Nothing more.

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  12. Skiffles

    I cut Jake’s balls off. Rumor has it he’s at the doctor’s office hoping for a reattachment.

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  13. Gemini

    Short HES @ 96.95.

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  14. Donny

    Even that little bastard, SMN (aka, Damian, Little Devil, Son of Satan, Antichrist, Britney Spears, Cold Play), is up.

    All these commodities are over motherfuckin’ bought. Every money manager in America has told his/her clientele of kiosk cell phone managers to buy this shit.

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  15. Employee8

    Tried to tell Jake to hedge with KRE … he must be busy unwinding all those bank shorts his pissing into not to mention that Skittles trade … Oh, Shorticus … where for art thou?

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  16. Jakegint

    I am glad to see I am so loved.

    Really.

    It gives me the warm and fuzzies to see how much you guys really care, thanks.

    A reminder… I’m not ALWAYS here. Sometimes, I’m at meetings where I can’t peak in on you asshats.

    Sheesh.

    And I’m hedged for fucks sakes (DUG, AMGN, Various deep divvy stocks). I’m not too worried about my Skiffles. This is a buy opportunity I suggest you indulge in.

    Nothing’s changed ladies & gents. PPT can only enact temporary shit, but in the end, “the market will out.”

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  17. Jakegint

    Employee.

    I’m no day trader.

    That’s why I’m not an “employee.”

    _____

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  18. Jakegint

    The real Vince Lombardi always had balls.

    _

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  19. alphadawgg

    “I’m at meetings where I can’t peak [sic] in on you asshats.”

    ….sic, Mr. English major. (couldn’t resist pointing that one out).

    Oh, and the Yankees suck.

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