If you have been in a cave all day, rumors are swirling that [[LEH]] needs capital.
Unfortunately, I only have a small short position left. I kept some as my “Hail Mary” play, hoping for another Bear.
Oh, and, [[FED]] is going to hell in a hand basket.
Good reverse times.
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fuck LEH
ok, fuck LEH, then sodomize those frauds at MCO with a sharpened stick, how can they be up today??!! I wish they were here now so I could use the old size 11’s to cave their fuckin slats in.
If all of these names are going to zero or near it why is it not reflecting in the market? Is it already priced in? What gives?
Why are they not going to zero?
Bernanke plans to buy all brokers.
He will then buy all unsold homes.
Followed by backing up all unsecured credit card debt.
Furthermore, Bernanke will — singlehandedly, mind you — drill for oil off the shore of Texas and find a oil reserve with proven undeveloped reserves of over 65 billion barrels of oil.
He will proceed to find a cure for AIDS, leukemia, and the common cold while taking a dump.
That night he will reveal the Kingdom of God and send all the heathens to the nether regions of the universe.
That, my friend, is why the market is up again, once again, despite all your useless facts that point to a more dire conclusion.