I am proud to present a most fitting tribute to our Electoral Candidates: Your Name in Charts!
From the least popular candidate to the most popular, we have…
For iBC’s very own Laughing Crow, I present to you [[RAVN]]. Cuervoslaugh decided it would be “too cool” to name himself after a popular Tequila and instead opted for a shit-eating black bird.
For Hattery, I offer you [[MAD]]. I would have preferred a stock named [[ASS]], but alas, Cramer has trademarked the name for his next venture.
Lets throw Leonard the Monkey a bone, I mean bananna, with [[CQB]]. Sorry Leonard, its better than [[PSS]].
For Green Writer, (who I actually voted for on one of my computers either at work or home), iBC proudlyÂ sponsors the smoker of trees by putting his name in [[THC]].
DPeezy ran a good race, but was unfortunately caught peeing in his pool, by Boca. May his good name and great blogging be forever honored by [[CTRN]], a plus-sized clothing andÂ bling operatorÂ which is commonly located in urban strip malls.
As we get to the Runner Up of the elections, let the name of BEAS be forever remembered byÂ his pussin’ out, in the midst of almost overwhelming voter support, by the appropriate ticker:Â [[BEAV]].
And our winner, and now fellow tabbed colleague, Alphadawg, keeper of all thing PnF; the man that is well on his way “over the hill,” must for posterity be ever remembered by his spiritual guide, [[WOOF]].
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