China

The “Chinese Burrito” industry is working its way up The PPT industry rankings since last month.  Check out stocks like RENN, YY, DANG, or VIPS.  They don’t care about the yen or the S&P, they care about The Leader.

Do you smoke?  If not, stay out of China.  Everyone will offer you cigarettes—two at a time.  They smoke in elevators, they smoke in hospitals, they god damned smoke while holding dynamite.  They care about nothing!  Life tends to be short and hard, thus they take getting it while it’s here very seriously.

Their rice, it has plastic in it.

Are you catching my drift?  All they want is the monies and they will do anything to earn it.  Why do they want all the monies?  I’m not entirely sure.

When you go home tonight and you plop onto your pleather couch for a loathing evening of television, I want you to think about your brethren to the east and their prerogative as the rising power to outperform USA at their own game—stocks.  They’re coming for you…

My tops picks in this space are current longs HMIN, YY, and YGE

For the gambler, I’d like to see if MY can go stupid to the upside.  Why not?  They make wind power, laugh out loud, a BHO sweetheart.

All I want for my birthday is a carton of Zhong Nan Hai and a flaming foot rub.

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