TUCKER CARLSON DEFEATS THE STAY PUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN FROM THE HILL

Jonathan Allen from The Hill went to the Tucker Carlson show cucked. He left, inexorably, uncucked.

Tucker from House Swanson, met the marshmallow man on live television to debate a FAKE NEWS article published by The Hill and ended up roasting and melting his ‘mallowed ass down to the ground — in an unceremonious killing.

What a year. As most of you know, I’ve been on siesta for the past year — mainly focused on site content and building out Exodus — expanding the presence of iBankCoin. Jeff, aka Option Addict, has been in the trenches winning for the entire year — sporting dazzling returns that most traders could only dream of accomplishing.

We do these boot camps once per quarter and people really seem to love them. Last quarter was our most popular camp to date and Jeff nailed nearly every single call — with a prophetic quality that very few are able to exhibit.

Here is the schedule and topics up for discussion.

Session 1: A Review of My 2016 Themes and How They’ve Come to Fruition
Session 2: A Trumped Up Market- An Overview of Which Stocks Will Flourish in 2017
Session 3: A Crowded Trade Unwinding: A look at Rates, Safety and Yield.
Session 4: The 2017 Pain Trade: Inflation
Session 5: My 2017 Outlook and Predictions

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There are dozens of autistic people on both 4Chan and Reddit who believe Julian Assange is dead. They’ve gone through extraordinary lengths to prove, without a shadow of a doubt, that both John ‘do you want to have pizza for an hour’ Podesta is a pedophile and Julian Assange is either dead and/or being tortured in a CIA black site.

After all, if he’s still alive, why hasn’t he gone outside onto the terrace of the Ecuadorian embassy to prove that he still exists?

Here in the timeline of events that led to his curious disappearance, courtesy of some fucking retard on 4Chan.

– Apr 16th: John Jones QC, Assange’s U.N. Lawyer dies jumping in front of a train.
– May 11th: Michael Ratner, WikiLeaks’ chief counsel, dies of cancer.
– Jul 10th: Seth Rich, DNC staffer who supposedly leaked DNC documents to Wikileaks, is shot in the back and
dies. Nothing is stolen from his body.
– Aug 5th: Edward Snowden (source of leaks on surveillance by the NSA) tweets 64 bit code (potential dead
man’s switch),
– Aug 10th: Wikileaks offers $20k reward for information on murder of Seth Rich.
– Oct 7th: Podestamails leaks first batch.
– Oct 14th: John Podesta tweets “I bet the lobster risotto is better than the food at the Ecuadorian Embassy”.
– Oct 16th/17th: John Kerry visits the UK, personally pressures Equador to stop Assange from publishing
documents about Clinton.
– Oct 16th: Wikileaks tweets SHA-256 prerelease keys.
– Oct 18th: Equadorian Embassy cuts off Assange’s internet access.
– Oct 18th: Pamela Anderson visits Assange and feeds him a vegan sandwich.
– Oct 18th: Witnesses photograph and report heavily armed police and vans outside Equadorian Embassy, are
barred from approaching and have cellphones confiscated. Live feeds are cut off.
Oct 18th: Fox News reports Assange will be arrested in a matter of hours.
– Oct 18th: https://file.wikileaks.org/file made publicly visible, file dates/timestamps changed to 1984
(Orwell reference).
– Oct 18th: London Airport evacuated due to “chemical attack”, potentially used as cover to fly Assange out of country.
Oct 20th: /r/wikileaks, /r/dncleaks, /r/wikileakstaskforce and /r/nsaleaks add 21 new moderators and remove
previous mods, all threads about Assange going missing deleted since.
– Oct 20th/21st: Wikileaks tweets 5 tweets with misspelled words. The incorrect letters spell “HELP HIM”.  The
Wikileaks twitter has never made a spelling error, let alone 5 in two days.
– Oct 21st: Massive DDoS attack on US internet. Wikileaks tweets to imply the attack originates from its supporters, asking them to stop, no evidence supports claim.
– Oct 22nd: Gavin MacFadyen (mentor to Assange and key player in Wikileaks) dies of lung cancer.
– Oct 23rd: Wikileaks Tweets poll asking how best to prove Assange is alive (he still hasn’t appeared on video or at the window since).
– Oct 24th: Wikileaks Tweets video of Assange and Michael Moore recorded in June.
– Oct 26th: 4chan users successfully decode their first message in Wikileak’s blockchain. Threads
are instantly flooded by shills saying that it’s not worth looking into. The blockchain is blocked with fees  and 43000 unconfirmed transactions appear in the mempool.
– Nov 6th: Huge DDoS takes down Wikileaks for first time in years.
– Nov 7th: Various entities notice hundreds of Podesta and DNC emails are missing from recent leaks, accessed
with direct entry.
– Nov 8th: Trump wins.
– Nov 12th: Assange meets with Swedish prosecutor regarding rape allegations, lawyers barred from attending,
meeting  conducted via an Equadorian ambassador (not face to face)
– Nov 14th: Wikileaks releases insurance files, SHA-256 hashes do not match those tweeted in October.

For those of you who will say ‘how about that interview he did with RT recently?’

Well now, that’s easily explained via facial recognition software, coupled with the compliance of the Russia friendly RT reporters compliance. To me, this seems like a bit of a stretch. Lots of loose ends there.

And then there’s  this, an anonymous post, claiming to be part of Wikileaks under a gag order — claiming Wikileaks has been compromised and no longer under the command of Assange.

If Wikileaks was compromised, could you imagine the blackmail that could be levied from it, using their brand of transparency and truthfulness to degrade and rot those in the path of nefarious globalist scum?

Put this all to rest, Julian. Give a press conference from the terrace of the embassy and make everyone shut the fuck up already. This is worse than the ‘Elvis is alive’ nonsense that my grandfather used to spew.

No wonder the economy can’t grow by more than 2%. These cucks in the Obama administration have weaponized the EPA and other agencies to the point that they’re now foaming from the mouth — racing to place onerous restrictions on the economy. It’s astounding, really, the whole scope of their wanton and craven power hungry depravity.

At federal agencies across Washington, regulators are rushing to finalize rules before President Barack Obama leaves the White House.
Where the administration has issued an average of 2.2 rules per day this year, 10 were pushed out the door on Tuesday and Wednesday, according to a count by the American Action Forum.

“We’re running — not walking — through the finish line of President Obama’s presidency,” U.S. Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Gina McCarthy said to agency staff in a post-election e-mail.

The Federal Register, the dense tome where the government publishes new agency rules, swelled to 1,465 pages on Friday — the thickest volume yet this year. Since the Nov. 8 election of Donald Trump, who has vowed to fight “radical regulations,” the White House has finished reviews of nine economically significant rules — compared to eight during all of September.

Recent entries in the Federal Register include an Interior Department rule cracking down on methane emissions from oil wells and measures aiming to help highly skilled immigrant workers get green cards. On the horizon: a stream protection rule for coal mining, limits on the use of hydrofluorocarbons, new leak detection requirements for oil wells and quotas for boosting biofuel use in gasoline.

They just cannot help themselves, fucking the coal miner up until the very last day — in spite of the fact that Trump said he would repeal many of their regulations.

Even after new rules are published in the Federal Register, there’s typically a 60-day lag before they go into effect. And while Trump can work in concert with Republicans on Capitol Hill to swiftly repeal rules imposed since late May — and employ a time-consuming administrative process to rewrite older measures — it’s much easier to spike those that haven’t yet gone into effect.

“That ability to put on hold and essentially withdraw rules by the previous administration is much, much more efficient than repealing rules,” said Amit Narang, regulatory policy advocate for Public Citizen’s Congress Watch. “Of course, that’s why it is so critical, because once you have a rule on the books, it’s harder to undo.”

In other words, the Obama administration, at this point, have taken on the mantle of being annoying dicks — a Kafka styled spider web of rules and regulations, under mountains of legalese paperwork designed to tie up the Trump administration in monotonous clerical work. They know what Trump wants to do and they’re purposely making it difficult for his vision for the country to manifest, one that was approved by the voters who elected him on November the 8th.

Environmentalists are embracing that calculus and lobbying the Obama administration to go big and bold by creating national monuments and imposing new air rules.

“We’ve told the White House and Interior Department on everything — whether it’s offshore drilling or national monuments — to be as ambitious as possible.” said Athan Manuel, director of lands protection for the Sierra Club. “Whatever they do, we’re going to have to depend it no matter what they propose, so we might as well ask for the moon.”

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

I’ve always known this to be true, as a general rule of thumb. People who are free and open to express themselves with whatever fucking language available to them, especially words of a more profane quality, tend to kick the asses of all others. Now bear in mind, there are plenty of abject losers who curse and sound like idiots — mainly because they lack the certain eloquent panache necessary to make using forbidden words effective. In short, these people are morons and are easily identified inside of 2 minutes flat.

Generally, I don’t trust people who don’t curse. I am uncomfortable around these people and find them to be dullards.

Alas, CNBC did a scientific study, delving into over 100,000 conference calls and have concluded that CEOs who curse more often than others, during conference calls, outperform by 40% over the past decade.

Eat shit, haters.

“The Fly” is a renaissance man of fucking quality.

The marker is retarded. How in the world is this positive for economic growth? The 10yr bond is now 2.33%, up from 1.75% — based upon a theory of inflation. Hell fucking oh, show me the inflation.

If there was real inflation, wouldn’t we see it in the CRB index? Of course we would. Now look at the chart. Do it now.

Lastly, we have the dollar index ripping higher by another 0.3% today — 15 year highs. How in the actual fuck is this good for XYZ corp exporting widgets overseas?

The market doesn’t know it yet, but this is all very CALAMITOUS for the economy. Are you familiar with the economy? That’s the thing the market used to be based off of, before the era of Central Bank fuckery of the first magnitude.

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She’s lucky Rudy Giuliani wasn’t picked. Sessions is part of the good old boys club in the Senate and has made tempered remarks regarding the email scandal. Frankly, I see this going either way — wit’s regards to Hillary being tried and convicted for the great many crimes she’s committed against the American people.

Breaking: Trump has chosen Senator Jeff Sessions as attorney general, according to officials close to the transition https://t.co/qvGTMe8CZK pic.twitter.com/tLNsPq2B3n

— The New York Times (@nytimes) November 18, 2016

Bear in mind, now is not a time for healing. There’s a swamp in Washington and it’s imperative that we drain it.

Here are some of Senator Sessions recent comments, regarding Clinton and the emails.

“I really don’t see how Congress can issue a subpoena for records and they then destroy those records,” he said.

“I am telling you that every business knows that if they get a subpoena for business records, and they destroy those records, they are subject to criminal prosecution and will be prosecuted,” Sessions said. “That’s a high prosecution case.”

Senator Sessions says he’s troubled, as a former prosecutor, noting, “If you’re innocent and you don’t have anything to hide, why don’t you come forward and cooperate and help bring this to a prompt conclusion? So it does appear the criminal investigation remains ongoing and the security review has been highly critical of her performance.

Indeed.

America is becoming great again, whether you like it or not.

Listen to me. This is a huge win. Couple this with the fact that Apple is exploring ways to move their suicide factory from China to America, and it appears Trump is beginning to punch off the faces of globalist scum.

Just got a call from my friend Bill Ford, Chairman of Ford, who advised me that he will be keeping the Lincoln plant in Kentucky – no Mexico

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 18, 2016

I worked hard with Bill Ford to keep the Lincoln plant in Kentucky. I owed it to the great State of Kentucky for their confidence in me!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 18, 2016

And here’s Fortune, just two days ago, looking like complete jackasses for running a story saying that $F was still moving the plant to Mexico –whether Trump liked it or not.

UPDATE: The jackasses from Fortune weren’t talking about the KY plant, but in fact the Michigan one. I am now, inexorably, fake news.

UPDATE II: There’s some fake news being circulated by the leftist lunatics at Washpo suggesting the plant was never moving in the first place. In a statement to Bloomberg, Ford confirmed exactly what Trump tweeted.

“We are encouraged that President-elect Trump and the new Congress will pursue policies that will improve U.S. competitiveness and make it possible to keep production of this vehicle here in the U.S.,” the automaker said in an e-mailed statement.

Source: BBG

Source 2: WHAS