I will never forgive myself for today’s trading miscues. The cost of rehedging is so sickening, I will not do it. I will ride this goat fucking market down to 5,000. I care more about the current state of goat liver transplants, than pending market crashes.
I’m ready for my poleax. Let it be swift and mighty, as if my office was rigged with several tons of c-4 explosives. As I sit here, with about 25% cash, up around 45% for the year, I am literally willing to give back all of my gains (personal accounts), in order to prove a point. Get back to me in a few hours and I’ll think up a good enough reason.
On that cocksuckers show, Cramer decided to throw gasoline on top of the already nuclear bombed out United States Steel Corporation [[X]] and Arch Coal, Inc. [[ACI]] . Let me tell you, my rage is becoming uncontrollable watching that man spit fire at idiots on the receiving end of the gogglebox. Thanks a lot fuckface. You did real good son, warning the common folk of X and ACI, after those shitbags knifed 80%.
In after hours trading, Cramer’s panic speech is driving shares lower. I ask: what the fuck is the point of that? He’s just interested in throwing shareholders down stairs, basically. Asshole, you missed the fucking call, 100 points ago. Don’t come on national television now and warn people it will drop another 50%. They don’t care.
To sum up this post:
I want to see Asia get drop kicked in the nuts tonight. I want to see Japanese traders take out the swords and off each other on the exchange floor. I want to see the Heng Seng go down 4,000 points tonight. And if you think I am worried about losing money; guess what: you’re fucking wrong.
“The Fly” thrives during tough times. It is my calling.
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