Forget about what you want to happen; “The Fly” will inform you of how it’s going to be.
See, ever since young, the stock Gods blessed me with large capital gains. My stock career started off with a large boom, turning 6k into 250k.
Many of you little men are unable to fathom such occurrences, since the Gods ignore you and your wretched ways. Your shirts are made from burlap, and your pants from velcro.
My gains in C are approaching reprehensible joy. However, gains in other similar items are not far behind.
See kids, that’s what “The Fly” is all about—finding shit out then banking coin off of it. While some of you keep trying to escape the limitations of your inferior DNA, I must tell you, with great disdain, “The Fly” is better than you.
He is better, not just because his wallet is fatter and his IQ is higher. No.
He is better because he doesn’t fall for infomercial gimmicks, like “The Magic Jack,” or buy stuff from Billy Mays, even his new health insurance gig.
For first time ever, The PPT (my premium analytic engine) is spitting out a buy rating for the entire market. Moreover, it’s worth noting, many names are still trading near net cash, like PCR, KBR, NTGR and even GU, just to name a few.
My guess, we trade lower on Friday, then gap higher on Monday, following less-than apocalyptic retail sales data.
Regardless of your market position, take time out to appreciate the positive aspects of our meager existence and drink it up for the Turkey Gods.
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